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[this isnt my name]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...


well actualllllly ... the ORIGINAL one was ....highly suggestive. The one I showed was a highly modified version of it.

Give me the run-down; what were they doing?

Something that would likely get Tali killed.

Holy **** juggleing chainsaws ?!

[Shazzammer2]

Grif101 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

It's not just Tali but a certain "part" of Tali..........
A sweet n Juicy part
And that's my dirty joke for the day

Oh, you mean the clitoris?



:innocent:

and what a buzzkill it was

Eh, I could do a lot worse
Barrack humour can reach a whole new level of nasty you know

CORRECTION military humor can reach a new level of nasty

[Alphyn]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Noted. Do you trust me commander?

You're a good man, Jacob. But you could be working with the wrong people.

[Nostradamoose]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

kglaser wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

kglaser wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Look at this... Sneaking into the Quarian's Quarters...

But...the priiiiiize..oh, Keelah...

You're lucky you're so damned you.

Keelah?  What the hell?!?

I want you.

But you're married.

Oh I'm sure you like it when the Risks are heavy...

Win, lose, it doesn't matter...

You sure like pushing them buttons

Noted. Do you trust me commander?

I prefer Tali and Kasumi's pic... I like taking heavy risks...

[Lividity Jones]

Alphyn wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Something that would likely get Tali killed.

Atleast she'd die with me happy.


I'm such an a**hole. <3

Anything beyond consensual acts between herself and Commander Shepard in a controlled environment are illogical and unnacceptable.

[Shazzammer2]

Mukora wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

well actualllllly ... the ORIGINAL one was ....highly suggestive. The one I showed was a highly modified version of it.

<_< At least you didn't post it.

I didn't want to. I didn't like the fact I would be degrading my fav characters. Tis a big no no with me.:innocent:. And I be serious gents.

[Alphyn]

this isnt my name wrote...

Holy **** juggleing chainsaws ?!

AWESOME!!!11




(But apparently, this guy's spelling isn't)

[Grif101]

Alphyn wrote...

DravenShep wrote...

Which ever part you consider the Sweet n Juicy part

You can't get -ahem- moar juicier than that.

Go ahead, "gorge" yourself
Lots of men like to "eat" their women and Tali is no exception, except that it's infinetely sweeter

[Alphyn]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Anything beyond consensual acts between herself and Commander Shepard in a controlled environment are illogical and unnacceptable.

You tryin' to out-buzzkill me?

[Nostradamoose]

Grif101 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

DravenShep wrote...

Which ever part you consider the Sweet n Juicy part

You can't get -ahem- moar juicier than that.

Go ahead, "gorge" yourself
Lots of men like to "eat" their women and Tali is no exception, except that it's infinetely sweeter

Heavy risks involved though...

[Shazzammer2]

Must be adult swim time here on the thread .

[Lividity Jones]

Alphyn wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Anything beyond consensual acts between herself and Commander Shepard in a controlled environment are illogical and unnacceptable.

You tryin' to out-buzzkill me?

"Buzzkill".

We are unfamiliar with this term. We are only being logical.

[BigKahuna25]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

DravenShep wrote...

Which ever part you consider the Sweet n Juicy part

You can't get -ahem- moar juicier than that.

Go ahead, "gorge" yourself
Lots of men like to "eat" their women and Tali is no exception, except that it's infinetely sweeter

Heavy risks involved though...

but the pr..
well you know.

[Grif101]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

It's not just Tali but a certain "part" of Tali..........
A sweet n Juicy part
And that's my dirty joke for the day

Oh, you mean the clitoris?



:innocent:

and what a buzzkill it was

Eh, I could do a lot worse
Barrack humour can reach a whole new level of nasty you know

CORRECTION military humor can reach a new level of nasty

Of course, it's just me and my squad got used to calling it Barrack Humour........but yes you are indeed right;)

[Alphyn]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Maybe, but that's what I thought when I was working for the alliance.

...

Can I get the script over here?

[this isnt my name]

Alphyn wrote...

this isnt my name wrote...

Holy **** juggleing chainsaws ?!

AWESOME!!!11




(But apparently, this guy's spelling isn't)

Yeah my spelling sucks,I accepted that long ago. Yet I still post, heavy risk...

[Alphyn]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

There's something enticing about eating poison, isn't there? <3

Yeah, I...


... wait, what?

[jlb524]

Alphyn wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

There's something enticing about eating poison, isn't there? <3

Yeah, I...


... wait, what?

Heavy risk..

[Nostradamoose]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Maybe, but that's what I thought when I was working for the alliance.

...

Can I get the script over here?

Sorry man, I just have a steel trap memory.

Where can an honest soldier go?

[Lividity Jones]

Alphyn wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

There's something enticing about eating poison, isn't there? <3

Yeah, I...


... wait, what?

Reverse chirality. Ingestion could result in anaphylactic shock. Possibly fatal.

[Saint Op]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Must be adult swim time here on the thread .

It comes right after Happy Hour.

Ladies drink free.