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[NuclearBuddha]

LJ, I just read Ch7. Heaving breasts? Really?

Edit:  Crap.  Now I need a suitable pic.

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 23 juin 2010 - 05:15 .

[Strawberry Kiwi]

CamoBadger wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...
Ya, it was your dream though. How does CC still remember it?

"How do you?" is a better question.

I remembered it because CC said it

I think I remembered it the other day, but something inspired it.

I believe it was NMT?

[Homebound]

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

LJ, I just read Ch7. Heaving breasts? Really?

Yeah... Kind of sketchy about that one myself...

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...


I don't think I'm shooting for that kind of crazy.

More like Brando in Apocalypse Now with quarian suprememicist overtones.

Somehow in my head I got Apocalypse Now mixed up with Dr. Strangelove.

Made for an. . . interesting crossover.

[Mozer121]

Just_mike wrote...



YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

One word...

BEAUTIFUL!

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

LJ, I just read Ch7. Heaving breasts? Really?

Yeah... Kind of sketchy about that one myself...

Don't feel bad.

I'd really have gone off the rails were I to write about that kind of thing.

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


I don't think I'm shooting for that kind of crazy.

More like Brando in Apocalypse Now with quarian suprememicist overtones.

Somehow in my head I got Apocalypse Now mixed up with Dr. Strangelove.

Made for an. . . interesting crossover.

Apocalypse Now meets Dr. Strangelove IN SPACE!

[NuclearBuddha]

Mozer121 wrote...

Just_mike wrote...
*moviesnip*

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

One word...

BEAUTIFUL!

I dunno.  It feels like it's missing something.

Edit:  You know.  Something important.

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 23 juin 2010 - 05:17 .

[NuclearBuddha]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

LJ, I just read Ch7. Heaving breasts? Really?

Yeah... Kind of sketchy about that one myself...

Don't feel bad.

I'd really have gone off the rails were I to write about that kind of thing.

I don't have the stones to do one.  I'd get all weird, I think.

[Andaius20]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt.

My god you still haven't forgotten that?

I haven't.  I'm still worried about a repeat and it's been a couple of years now.

No I haven't forgotten! That was creepy as sh!t!

But I'll stop now. I've run the joke so thin there's holes in it.

years? well then it way before my time.

[Homebound]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Mozer121 wrote...

Just_mike wrote...
*moviesnip*

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

One word...

BEAUTIFUL!

I dunno.  It feels like it's missing something.

Edit:  You know.  Something important.

Someone needs to photoshop Tali in that poster NAO!!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

LJ, I just read Ch7. Heaving breasts? Really?

Yeah... Kind of sketchy about that one myself...

Don't feel bad.

I'd really have gone off the rails were I to write about that kind of thing.

I don't think it was that bad...

It's not like he could just skip over them.

[NuclearBuddha]

Andaius20 wrote...
years? well then it way before my time.

I had the dream years ago.  It just got mentioned back in 3.0 because everyone was talking about happy dreams and I felt left out.

[Andaius20]

who can skip over heaving breasts? *goes to read this fic*

[Homebound]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...
years? well then it way before my time.

I had the dream years ago.  It just got mentioned back in 3.0 because everyone was talking about happy dreams and I felt left out.

I once had this dream where I was hiding from a pack of giant wolves in post-apocalyptic Russia.  To escape, I had to throw babies at them so they would get distracted.  It was wierd.

[Homebound]

Andaius20 wrote...

who can skip over heaving breasts? *goes to read this fic*

What fic? Lemmi see. Link?

[NCLanceman]

Wolf Warden wrote...

*ohgodwhy snip*
Daro'Xen during playtime...

I think this calls for a repost:

Nursery Ship Arrullo, fourty years ago.

Rael:*rolls around in his bubble excitedly* Guys! Guys! I just got Shala and Col, now all we need is one more person and we'll have a full crew!
*Han clears his throat*
Rael: Yes, you can even be the captain this time too.
Han: *excited fistpump* Score!
Zaal: But who else can we get?
Shala: We can get that one girl over there...
*Across the room, a small girl in her own transparent clean 'tent' perks up slightly, a small pile of quarian K'Nex in her lap.*
Rael: Uh... I don't wanna hang out with her. She always makes these weird tinker toys and makes them follow her around. Let's go find Mari.
Han: Pssssh. You always play with Mari.
Rael: Well... *blushes* Mari's fun.
Han: Whatever, let's go get her. She's a good gunnery officer anyway.

*The small band walks off as the girl in the tent slouches slightly.*
Daro: Oh well. I don't need them... I've got you.
*Daro refers to her small band of three-inch tall tinker toys, some vaguely humanoid, others with wheels, tracks, and whatever pieces she could find in the bin. One of the more humanoid toys stands straight and salutes.*
Humanoid Toy: *in Daro's voice with an exaggerated falsetto* Yes, Chief Medical Officer Xen!
Daro: That's my loyal minion. Keep that up and you'll make Sergent in no time.
*Another toy with bulldozer tracks for legs and a vaguely humanoid -if oversized- body looks up to Daro.*
Bulldozer Orderly: *in Daro's voice with an exaggerated baratone* Chief Xen! One of your patients seems to be responding poorly to treatment!
*A toy a short distance from Xen struggles to flee due to it's newly attached, oversized arm roughly the size of the rest of it's body.*
Daro: Well, don't just stand there! *pats overturned toy box* Bring it to the operating room!
*The orderly quickly picks up the defective toy and unceremoniously hurls it toward the box. It overshoots the box, hits the edge of the tent, and bounces within Daro's grasp. She gingerly places it on the "operating table", then puts on a pair of goggles and retrieves a soldering iron and a screwdriver, holding one in each hand. The toy lays on it's back, struggling to stand up again.*
Daro: Well, you pitiful machine you. You may not like it now, but soon you'll be one of my best toys ever.
*Daro places the soldering iron on the toy's shoulder joint. It flinches.*
Daro: One day, I'll have all the best toys...

Fourty Years Later, Science Ship Alerei

Daro'Xen: *scanning through computer banks, then stops* Now what have we here...?

Normandy SR-2
*Shepard walks Legion back to the AI Core, when Legion suddenly stops*
Shepard: Is something wrong?
Legion: Some of my auxilury input processes suffered a momentary freeze in operation. Its is as if someone had activated my general garbage collection routine out of cycle.
Shepard: Uh... *rubs the back of his neck* in English?
EDI: It was as if someone stepped on his grave, Shepard.
Legion: *studders, then nods* An apporpriate metaphor.
Shepard: I've got a lot to learn about you, I guess....

Modifié par NCLanceman, 23 juin 2010 - 05:21 .

[Mozer121]

Andaius20 wrote...

who can skip over heaving breasts? *goes to read this fic*

To be frank in a crude way...I have a major ****** fetish. *Joins Andaius in reading fic*

[NuclearBuddha]

???

[RiptideX1090]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

LJ, I just read Ch7. Heaving breasts? Really?

Yeah... Kind of sketchy about that one myself...

Don't feel bad.

I'd really have gone off the rails were I to write about that kind of thing.

I don't have the stones to do one.  I'd get all weird, I think.

Talking about sex, or writing about it, doesn't bother me. I take a very scientific, practical approach to it.

That makes it easy to go overboard though, which is why I don't.

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...
years? well then it way before my time.

I had the dream years ago.  It just got mentioned back in 3.0 because everyone was talking about happy dreams and I felt left out.

And thus was the night I was terrified to fall asleep because Nuke's nightmares are of the same batch of crazy that mine come from.

Just had a series of bad dreams last night. I can't remember them now, but what I do remember is that I'd wake up for a minute, fall back asleep and then slip back into the SAME FREAKING NIGHTMARE! It was waiting for me!

[Homebound]

NCLanceman wrote...

Wolf Warden wrote...

*ohgodwhy snip*
Daro'Xen during playtime...

Daro: One day, I'll have all the best toys...

My mind goes to the gutter even through the wierdest contexts.

[NuclearBuddha]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
I don't have the stones to do one.  I'd get all weird, I think.

Talking about sex, or writing about it, doesn't bother me. I take a very scientific, practical approach to it.

That makes it easy to go overboard though, which is why I don't.

And now I'm tempted to write an example.

[RiptideX1090]

NuclearBuddha wrote...



???

I've been waiting for you to start. Whenever you're ready.