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[cannedcream]

pf17456 wrote...

I think that Tali in me3 will play a vital role in uniting the quarians and providing leadership directed toward resolving the conflict with the Geth and providing focus for both races on utilizing dark energy as a means of dealing with the reapers.
As a secondary note there was an ad on Illium suggesting a treatment for both Quarians and Volus wich would result in no longer needing peotective suits.

I'm willing to bet that's about as true as the pill that makes your penis larger.

[MrBoomba]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*Shepard and Garrus stand in the armory inspecting equipment for an upcoming mission. Garrus turns to Shepard before examining the sights on his rifle.*

Garrus: So... You and Tali?

*Shepard ejects an old thermal clip from a pistol before turning to Garrus.*

Shepard: You noticed?

*Garrus shrugs, placing the rifle back on the table.*

Garrus: Well you just confirmed it.

*Shepard grins as he replaces the thermal clip in his pistol. The two friends share a long silence.*

Garrus: Can I just say that it's about damn time?

Carried over because I love attention.

Awesome the first time, awesome again the second.

I'd love to see this in the game for reelz.

Yeah. It seems logical that Garrus would say something.

Wish how much Tali seems to hate Garrus I just want Garrus walking in on something between shepard and her. They have a discussion that only has this down further if you take Tali and Garrus into the citidel and go up a stairwell...

Garrus: Dont you just miss all those elevator rides we use to go on?
Tali: No...
Garrus: I dunno, I liked them a lot, with all that in depth stuff.
Garrus: I know! Lets talk about the Quarian immune system again!
Tali: I have a shotgun...

[Azint]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I thought she looked cold in her normal outfit, so I gave her her loyalty one.

Chivalry isn't dead.

Neither is perverse nature.

[Jake71887]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Azint wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

mmmm dem lips and tats :wub:

*snip*

I do like Jack's default outfit rather than her loyatly one.

I thought she looked cold in her normal outfit, so I gave her her loyalty one.

Chivalry isn't dead.

I thought she looked cold in her normal outfit, so I kept her in it...

Cold has very interesting side effects in women

[Simon9one]

cannedcream wrote...

pf17456 wrote...

I think that Tali in me3 will play a vital role in uniting the quarians and providing leadership directed toward resolving the conflict with the Geth and providing focus for both races on utilizing dark energy as a means of dealing with the reapers.
As a secondary note there was an ad on Illium suggesting a treatment for both Quarians and Volus wich would result in no longer needing peotective suits.

I'm willing to bet that's about as true as the pill that makes your penis larger.

You mean to say it works like a charm.

Don't tell me my $500 were wasted, man!  That was all the money I had!

[GuardianAngel470]

cannedcream wrote...

pf17456 wrote...

I think that Tali in me3 will play a vital role in uniting the quarians and providing leadership directed toward resolving the conflict with the Geth and providing focus for both races on utilizing dark energy as a means of dealing with the reapers.
As a secondary note there was an ad on Illium suggesting a treatment for both Quarians and Volus wich would result in no longer needing peotective suits.

I'm willing to bet that's about as true as the pill that makes your penis larger.

Those do exist, it's called Viagra. 

[Azint]

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

Those do exist, it's called Viagra. 

You seek the Grail?

[gkillerrin]

OK EVERYONE



The video is done, have a look, and make sure nobody is around you, or else you will make yourself look like an idiot suddenly bursting into laughter... anyways here you go check it out

[Goat_Shepard]

cannedcream wrote...

pf17456 wrote...

I think that Tali in me3 will play a vital role in uniting the quarians and providing leadership directed toward resolving the conflict with the Geth and providing focus for both races on utilizing dark energy as a means of dealing with the reapers.
As a secondary note there was an ad on Illium suggesting a treatment for both Quarians and Volus wich would result in no longer needing peotective suits.

I'm willing to bet that's about as true as the pill that makes your penis larger.

It works by making all your non-penis body parts smaller.
I'm gunna pay closer attention to these ads in my next playthrough

[GuardianAngel470]

MrBoomba wrote...


Wish how much Tali seems to hate Garrus I just want Garrus walking in on something between shepard and her. They have a discussion that only has this down further if you take Tali and Garrus into the citidel and go up a stairwell...

Garrus: Dont you just miss all those elevator rides we use to go on?
Tali: No...
Garrus: I dunno, I liked them a lot, with all that in depth stuff.
Garrus: I know! Lets talk about the Quarian immune system again!
Tali: I have a shotgun...

Man, you got that quote so wrong...

[Azint]

Damnit, I actually liked having a discussion.

[cannedcream]

phonypapercut56 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

I barely leave my house as is.
This would turn me into a complete shut-in.

Actually, if such Tali-related technology were really invented, we'd probably see a complete break-down of society as we know it. The streets will be empty, the stores abandoned, everyone would just be locked inside their houses with their Tali VI's

Ya this actually got me thinking. What if this kind of technology existed, and the character-program gained sentience/became self aware?

If it was Tali? It would be the cutest Robo-Apocalypse ever.
No army in the world could stand before it's might.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

gkillerrin wrote...

OK EVERYONE

The video is done, have a look, and make sure nobody is around you, or else you will make yourself look like an idiot suddenly bursting into laughter... anyways here you go check it out

Ow, that got me.
And to think I almost made it out of the day without getting Roll'd in some way. God damn you.

[GuardianAngel470]

Azint wrote...

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

Those do exist, it's called Viagra. 

You seek the Grail?

The cake is a lie, and so is the Grail.  Because they are one and the same.  WHAT?!

On a related note, you guys see the stuff about Portal 2?  Looks freaking awesome.  Co-op the way it was always supposed to be.

[RedTracer7]

I know this picture has been posted before, but I am using it as a reference.



So, what do we have here?
1) A full, skintight body suit.
2) What is effectively a gas mask.
3) A quasi-corset.
4) A garter belt.

And what do you get when you add that up?

Tali=Fetish Fuel

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Damnit, I actually liked having a discussion.

We could still have a discussion, if you'd like.

[Azint]

SU37 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Damnit, I actually liked having a discussion.

Those times are over for now.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!