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[Goat_Shepard]

Andaius20 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Hahaha Mass that's a great "wtf" screenshot

@Andaius not so much Shepard on top, but the first ever rolling ground hug.

Oh Keelah:

Oh so your going to the "roll in the hay" situation?

A nice roll in zee hay, yes.

/reference

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 24 juin 2010 - 02:08 .

[Andaius20]

phonypapercut wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Tali: WHAT?! how perverted can you be Rip?

I believe the correct response is "Wanna find out?"

[RiptideX1090]

phonypapercut wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Tali: WHAT?! how perverted can you be Rip?

I believe the correct response is "Wanna find out?"

Several people would be scarred for life.

Rune would likely gouge his own eyes out and set himself on fire.

[Someone With Mass]

phonypapercut wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Tali: WHAT?! how perverted can you be Rip?

I believe the correct response is "Wanna find out?"

*BEEP*

Wrong. The right answer is "Want some more?"

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard: I'm sorry Tali... it's just... when I think of you... I think of the numerous ways I'd be willing to wreck that gorgeous body of yours...

This is what my Shepard would say in this situtation.

Wr--wreck me?

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Tali: WHAT?! how perverted can you be Rip?

I believe the correct response is "Wanna find out?"

*BEEP*

Wrong. The right answer is "Want some more?"

SWM, you're my hero.

[RiptideX1090]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard: I'm sorry Tali... it's just... when I think of you... I think of the numerous ways I'd be willing to wreck that gorgeous body of yours...

This is what my Shepard would say in this situtation.

Wr--wreck me?

All.

Night.

Long.

[Mozer121]

Not much activity today. Need more pages!

[Gust4v]

After the O4R Shepard will take any chance he can get.

[Andaius20]

lolz rip!

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard: I'm sorry Tali... it's just... when I think of you... I think of the numerous ways I'd be willing to wreck that gorgeous body of yours...

This is what my Shepard would say in this situtation.

snp
Wr--wreck me?

All.

Night.

Long.

Keelah it's hot in here. Turning down the temperature of my suit. Now, maybe I'll think clearly after a few minutes and find out how to properly punish you.

Garrus: Damn, Shepard.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard: I'm sorry Tali... it's just... when I think of you... I think of the numerous ways I'd be willing to wreck that gorgeous body of yours...

This is what my Shepard would say in this situtation.

Wr--wreck me?

All.

Night.

Long.

While some music is playing on the loud speakers.

[RiptideX1090]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard: I'm sorry Tali... it's just... when I think of you... I think of the numerous ways I'd be willing to wreck that gorgeous body of yours...

This is what my Shepard would say in this situtation.

snp
Wr--wreck me?

All.

Night.

Long.

Keelah it's hot in here. Turning down the temperature of my suit. Now, maybe I'll think clearly after a few minutes and find out how to properly punish you.

Garrus: Damn, Shepard.

That's how I roll.

[Andaius20]

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard: I'm sorry Tali... it's just... when I think of you... I think of the numerous ways I'd be willing to wreck that gorgeous body of yours...

This is what my Shepard would say in this situtation.

Wr--wreck me?

All.

Night.

Long.

While some music is playing on the loud speakers.

"Rock you like a Hurricane."

Garrus: I know what the ladies like.

Shepard: The last woman you were with ended up wrestling you into submission.

Garrus: That she did Shepard, that she did.

Shepard: *Brofist* You're the coolest turian ever Garrus.

Garrus: Don't forget I used to be in C-Sec. You think those handcuffs were just for show? I still got them if you and Tali want... to experiment.

Shepard: I love you man.

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Keelah it's hot in here. Turning down the temperature of my suit. Now, maybe I'll think clearly after a few minutes and find out how to properly punish you.

Garrus: Damn, Shepard.

That's how I roll.

I think that last Prothean beacon gave you a smart mouth. Now go to your quarters, I'll show you how you roll. Literally.

Garrus: DAMN, SHEPARD!

[RiptideX1090]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Keelah it's hot in here. Turning down the temperature of my suit. Now, maybe I'll think clearly after a few minutes and find out how to properly punish you.

Garrus: Damn, Shepard.

That's how I roll.

I think that last Prothean beacon gave you a smart mouth. Now go to your quarters, I'll show you how you roll. Literally.

Garrus: DAMN, SHEPARD!

Zaeed Approves +INFINITY

[Andaius20]

lolz

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
"Rock you like a Hurricane."
Garrus: I know what the ladies like.
Shepard: The last woman you were with ended up wrestling you into submission.
Garrus: That she did Shepard, that she did.
Shepard: *Brofist* You're the coolest turian ever Garrus.
Garrus: Don't forget I used to be in C-Sec. You think those handcuffs were just for show? I still got them if you and Tali want... to experiment.
Shepard: I love you man.

lol who knew aliens shared so many sexual fancies with humans Shepard should know, I spose. He's got the biggest alien fetish I think ever (besides Kirk of course).

[RiptideX1090]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
"Rock you like a Hurricane."
Garrus: I know what the ladies like.
Shepard: The last woman you were with ended up wrestling you into submission.
Garrus: That she did Shepard, that she did.
Shepard: *Brofist* You're the coolest turian ever Garrus.
Garrus: Don't forget I used to be in C-Sec. You think those handcuffs were just for show? I still got them if you and Tali want... to experiment.
Shepard: I love you man.

lol who knew aliens shared so many sexual fancies with humans Shepard should know, I spose. He's got the biggest alien fetish I think ever (besides Kirk of course).

FemShep takes the cake.

I never saw Kirk get it on with anything that looks like Garrus. Garrus fangirls are the best.

[beau haut-parleur]

i'm surprised that no one has written a tali, er, "in-depth" love scene yet. like really in depth.



i can't get reported for saying that, can i? Calcultrice scared me so now i have to ask

[Andaius20]

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Zaeed: * stands mouth agap for a few seconds* Godamn Shepard, your a goddamn hero in my books.

Zaeed Approves +INFINITY