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[beau haut-parleur]

phonypapercut wrote...

beau haut-parleur wrote...

i'm surprised that no one has written a tali, er, "in-depth" love scene yet. like really in depth.

i can't get reported for saying that, can i? Calcultrice scared me so now i have to ask

Those fics exist. You aren't looking hard enough.

who said i looked?

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
FemShep takes the cake.
I never saw Kirk get it on with anything that looks like Garrus. Garrus fangirls are the best.

Very true. lol I got so many comics about that, but totally off topic.

[Goat_Shepard]

phonypapercut wrote...

beau haut-parleur wrote...
who said i looked?

Well either you looked or you're... a little dense for saying they don't exist without looking.

Hoping perhaps someone links him. Or just posts it right on here lol

I know everyone has their own visions of what happened. That should suffice.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


"Rock you like a Hurricane."

Garrus: I know what the ladies like.

Shepard: The last woman you were with ended up wrestling you into submission.

Garrus: That she did Shepard, that she did.

Shepard: *Brofist* You're the coolest turian ever Garrus.

Garrus: Don't forget I used to be in C-Sec. You think those handcuffs were just for show? I still got them if you and Tali want... to experiment.

Shepard: I love you man.

Garrus: Yeah. Go get her.

*Door closes*

Garrus: Hehe, she'll never see him coming.

*Muffled thud comes from the celling*

Garrus: Huh? That was quick.

*More muffled sounds*

Garrus: Okay. He's got to wrap things up sometime.

*Two hours later*

Garrus: Wow, he's still at it? I wonder if he has found that Cerberus camera...

*Image pops up on console*

Garrus: Oh! That's not what I expected. Ouch, I didn't know human legs could bend that way. But what is Tali doing with that--

*Muffled screams*

Garrus: Maybe the cuffs weren't such a good idea after all. For him, at least.

[beau haut-parleur]

phonypapercut wrote...

beau haut-parleur wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

beau haut-parleur wrote...

i'm surprised that no one has written a tali, er, "in-depth" love scene yet. like really in depth.

i can't get reported for saying that, can i? Calcultrice scared me so now i have to ask

Those fics exist. You aren't looking hard enough.

who said i looked?

Well either you looked or you're... a little dense for saying they don't exist without looking.

y don't you come over here and THEN we'll decide if i'm a little dense?

[mikethor007]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


"Rock you like a Hurricane."

Garrus: I know what the ladies like.

Shepard: The last woman you were with ended up wrestling you into submission.

Garrus: That she did Shepard, that she did.

Shepard: *Brofist* You're the coolest turian ever Garrus.

Garrus: Don't forget I used to be in C-Sec. You think those handcuffs were just for show? I still got them if you and Tali want... to experiment.

Shepard: I love you man.

Garrus: Yeah. Go get her.

*Door closes*

Garrus: Hehe, she'll never see him coming.

*Muffled thud comes from the celling*

Garrus: Huh? That was quick.

*More muffled sounds*

Garrus: Okay. He's got to wrap things up sometime.

*Two hours later*

Garrus: Wow, he's still at it? I wonder if he has found that Cerberus camera...

*Image pops up on console*

Garrus: Oh! That's not what I expected. Ouch, I didn't know human legs could bend that way. But what is Tali doing with that--

*Muffled screams*

Garrus: Maybe the cuffs weren't such a good idea after all. For him, at least.

:happy::O:O:O:O:O

[beau haut-parleur]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


"Rock you like a Hurricane."

Garrus: I know what the ladies like.

Shepard: The last woman you were with ended up wrestling you into submission.

Garrus: That she did Shepard, that she did.

Shepard: *Brofist* You're the coolest turian ever Garrus.

Garrus: Don't forget I used to be in C-Sec. You think those handcuffs were just for show? I still got them if you and Tali want... to experiment.

Shepard: I love you man.

Garrus: Yeah. Go get her.

*Door closes*

Garrus: Hehe, she'll never see him coming.

*Muffled thud comes from the celling*

Garrus: Huh? That was quick.

*More muffled sounds*

Garrus: Okay. He's got to wrap things up sometime.

*Two hours later*

Garrus: Wow, he's still at it? I wonder if he has found that Cerberus camera...

*Image pops up on console*

Garrus: Oh! That's not what I expected. Ouch, I didn't know human legs could bend that way. But what is Tali doing with that--

*Muffled screams*

Garrus: Maybe the cuffs weren't such a good idea after all. For him, at least.

[Kikaimegami]

...did I come here at a bad time?

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


"Rock you like a Hurricane."

Garrus: I know what the ladies like.

Shepard: The last woman you were with ended up wrestling you into submission.

Garrus: That she did Shepard, that she did.

Shepard: *Brofist* You're the coolest turian ever Garrus.

Garrus: Don't forget I used to be in C-Sec. You think those handcuffs were just for show? I still got them if you and Tali want... to experiment.

Shepard: I love you man.

Garrus: Yeah. Go get her.

*Door closes*

Garrus: Hehe, she'll never see him coming.

*Muffled thud comes from the celling*

Garrus: Huh? That was quick.

*More muffled sounds*

Garrus: Okay. He's got to wrap things up sometime.

*Two hours later*

Garrus: Wow, he's still at it? I wonder if he has found that Cerberus camera...

*Image pops up on console*

Garrus: Oh! That's not what I expected. Ouch, I didn't know human legs could bend that way. But what is Tali doing with that--

*Muffled screams*

Garrus: Maybe the cuffs weren't such a good idea after all. For him, at least.

Grunt: Vakarian! What are you watching! Is that...

Garrus: Uh... just doing some... research... for Mordin. Yeah, that's it.:innocent:

Grunt: Yeah, yeah, I don't care. But why is she...? Why is Shepard letting her do that to him?

Garrus: Shepard isn't letting her do anything to him. I don't think he really has a say in the matter.

Grunt: Obviously. DAMN. that looks painful, and my legs are designed to bend like that.

Garrus: She certainly is... flexible.

Grunt: Screw Shepard. I want her as my battlemaster.

Garrus: We all do Grunt. We all do.

[mikethor007]

Kikaimegami wrote...

...did I come here at a bad time?

There you are!

[Goat_Shepard]

Wow. Anyways.

I'm posting it cuz alien fetishes rule.



And bcuz this is hilarious.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

...did I come here at a bad time?

Nope. Shep did, though.

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

...did I come here at a bad time?

Nope. Shep did, though.

I doubt he's complaining!

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

...did I come here at a bad time?

Nope. Shep did, though.

I doubt he's complaining!

Assuming he's able to still talk.

[mikethor007]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

...did I come here at a bad time?

Nope. Shep did, though.

I doubt he's complaining!

He doesn't have time between all the screaming.

[Azint]

Kikaimegami wrote...

...did I come here at a bad time?

I was just about to ask the same thing.

[Andaius20]

Indeed, Tali has alot of pent up "energy" to expend.

[Kikaimegami]

So, did Daro'Xen finally leave? I was thinking of spacing her earlier.

[Someone With Mass]

Well, Tali has to vent sometimes too, right?

[Azint]

Kikaimegami wrote...

So, did Daro'Xen finally leave? I was thinking of spacing her earlier.

Oh? Was there something going on earlier?

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

So, did Daro'Xen finally leave? I was thinking of spacing her earlier.

We shall see, marvelous machine. We shall see.

[Kikaimegami]

Azint wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

So, did Daro'Xen finally leave? I was thinking of spacing her earlier.

Oh? Was there something going on earlier?

Yeah.. she was trying to get data on Legion from me.

[RiptideX1090]

phonypapercut wrote...

All this one sided domination is unrealistic.

They would obviously fight for top spot.

Turnabout is fair play.