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[AventuroLegendary]

RobotNixon wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Ah. Greek word for something alien or foreign

How is Google doing today?

I knew that word. I study literature

You know me. Trolls trolling trolls while trolling trollers trollan.

[Kikaimegami]

TTTX wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Oh you are all so depraved.

even me?

Nah, you're fine.

[Raid1000]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Ah. Greek word for something alien or foreign

How is Google doing today?

I knew that word. I study literature

It's obvious anyway, Xenophobia - fear of foreigners/racism in Mass Effect.

[Someone With Mass]

RobotNixon wrote...

TTTX wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Daro'Xen is a creepy creeping creeper.

that she is.
if she so much as touch Legion I'll do something nasty to her.

Please don't encourage me.

Kinky... Nasty...

[Thundertactics]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

Just wait for LJ's fic, it's got the best, most epic and cruel explanation out there.
He's turning it up to eleven on the gloominess, a la Drifting.

[RobotNixon]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

Narcissism, with a side serving of Sexy Super Villainess.

[SpatFieya]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

She's suffering from smamss

Sexy middle aged mad scientist syndrome

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Oh you are all so depraved.

I don't even know what that means, but...sure.

[RobotNixon]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Oh you are all so depraved.

I don't even know what that means, but...sure.

It means she's laughing at our thinly veiled sexual inuendo.

[TTTX]

Kikaimegami wrote...

TTTX wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Oh you are all so depraved.

even me?

Nah, you're fine.

[AventuroLegendary]

Raid1000 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Ah. Greek word for something alien or foreign

How is Google doing today?

I knew that word. I study literature

It's obvious anyway, Xenophobia - fear of foreigners/racism in Mass Effect.

Yes, if you have a brain, you can figure it out yourself. When it comes to the root word philia, you know what's a common perception of that...

[RobotNixon]

SpatFieya wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

She's suffering from smamss

Sexy middle aged mad scientist syndrome

You must draft a scientific paper on this at once! Quickly! Before Stephen Hawking gets to it!

[Someone With Mass]

SpatFieya wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

She's suffering from smamss

Sexy middle aged mad scientist syndrome

Almost all quarian females are sexy, so that's not a strong point.

[AventuroLegendary]

SpatFieya wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

She's suffering from smamss

Sexy middle aged mad scientist syndrome

If Tali had a disease, what would it be?

[RobotNixon]

Someone With Mass wrote...
Almost all quarian females are sexy, so that's not a strong point.

This sounds like HERESY...

Are we perhaps in the grip of IDLENESS?!

[TTTX]

RobotNixon wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

Narcissism, with a side serving of Sexy Super Villainess.

I think she can't get the men to date her. because of her need to take things apart.

[Thundertactics]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Almost all quarian females are sexy, so that's not a strong point.

So just because there are about 6-7 million (assuming the 17 million quarians figure plus 50/50 divide between males and females) hawt, wide hipped women with petite upper bodies, you can't call one of 'em sexy?
I am dissapoint.

[beau haut-parleur]

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This is the beginning of my fanfic, "Saving Engineer Tali." Tell me if you like.

EXT: OUTER SPACE: THE NORMANDY

            (The
Normandy sits in orbit around Illium, blending in quietly with the other ships
coming and going.)

INT: NORMANDY: CARGO HOLD



            (COMMANDER
SHEPARD stands in front of his crew of misfits and mercenaries.  There is an empty spot at the end of the row.) 





SHEPARD:  Listen up
people.  We’ve gone into combat against the
toughest warriors the galaxy             has
ever seen.  When we have done this, we
have done it knowing that we were fighting     for
the greater good, and none of our lives were what was really important.  But this time        one
our own is down there, captured by slavers who could want any number of things.
     We
have not been given the green light because it’s a civilian sector, and we can’t
take        the hammerhead down because of
space.  So we’re improvising today.  Everyone to          the
escape pod, strap in tightly.  Let’s move
out!




INT: NORMADNY ESCAPE POD

            (The crew
sits strapped into the crapped interior of the escape pod.  Each one is checking and rechecking their
weapon of choice.  THANE sits in silent
prayer and contemplation; GRUNT is restless; GARRUS is rubbing his scars
slowly; JACK is turning the gun over in her hands; MORDIN is running data through
his omnitool; LEGION is flaring his lens light softly; MIRANDA sits with her
legs and arms crossed; SAMARA is glowing faintly blue; and JACOB is sitting
forward in a David-like thinking pose.)



JOKER (intercom): Commander, we’re in position.  Prepare to launch in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...



             (The crew
lurches as the pod is fired from the ship and the guidance thrusters kick in.  The heat in the capsule slowly builds as it
screams through the planet’s dense atmosphere.)
EDI: 2 minutes to impact.







EXT: OVER ILLIUM



           (The pod blazes
through the skies, appearing as a fiery trail interrupting traffic lanes.)
INT: NORMANDY ESCAPE POD







SHEPARD: Prepare for split.



             (Seconds
later, the pod splits and the crew are set free from their seats.  Now in complete freefall, they grasp onto
section of the pod, then leap onto passing air cars and from there onto more
cars down below.  Above them, the remains
of the pod explode, eliminating any evidence connecting it to the Normandy.  THANE leaps acrobatically from car to car,
while GRUNT grabs them and twists them over in the air before falling to the
next.  GARRUS and SHEPARD are side by
side, leaping between cars.  SAMARA flies
through the air with bursts of biotic power, while JACK biotically pulls cars toward
her to make for easier jumping.  MORDIN
falls awkwardly between cars, barely hanging on long enough to slow him down.  MIRANDA and JACOB jump and roll to break
their falls.  LEGION has jacked a car and
is riding it al the way down without thought to personal safety.



            The crew
slams through the roof of a factory, met with blaring alarms.  GARRUS and LEGION hang back, sniper rifles at
the ready.  THANE and JACK move to
opposite sides of the large room and disappear into the shadows.  SAMARA flies up to the ceiling and settles in
a large piece of factory equipment.  SHEPARD,
MIRANDA, JACOB, GRUNT, and MORDIN form a squad and fan out in a tight
semicircle, crouching behind cover with guns at the ready.)

[Someone With Mass]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

If Tali had a disease, what would it be?

Fever. Sexy must-get-out-of-suit fever. 

What? No need for complicated analysis.

[Kikaimegami]

TTTX wrote...

I think she can't get the men to date her. because of her need to take things apart.

They're afraid they'll wake up missing.. pieces

[RobotNixon]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

She's suffering from smamss

Sexy middle aged mad scientist syndrome

If Tali had a disease, what would it be?

Your lights are on, but you're not home...
Your mind is not your own...
Your heart sweats, your body shakes...
Another kiss is what it takes...

You
can't sleep, you can't eat...
There's no doubt, you're in deep...
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe...
Another kiss is all you need...

Oh my God I'm turning into Jake.

Modifié par RobotNixon, 24 juin 2010 - 03:43 .

[huntrrz]

cannedcream wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

Lot of racism towards the Batarians.
Interesting.

Well they've all been kinda bastards. Just saying.

Just like the Geth?

We've encountered the worst of Batarian society, and that represents a fraction of a percent of the total population.  (And the government probably identifies those with the most vicious tendencies and encourages them to leave Batarian space so THEY don't have to deal with them.)

[TTTX]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Almost all quarian females are sexy, so that's not a strong point.

how much did you drink?

[beau haut-parleur]

stupid Times new roman

[Goat_Shepard]

Raid1000 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Ah. Greek word for something alien or foreign

How is Google doing today?

I knew that word. I study literature

It's obvious anyway, Xenophobia - fear of foreigners/racism in Mass Effect.

Xen-o-Phobia - noun

-A fear of all things Xen.