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[NCLanceman]

Thundertactics wrote...

This... It's making me feel slightly less sick.
Though it still implies Tali took off her mask for Legion, then proceeded to pounce and press her head through Legion's. (I'm gonna say it's safe to assume his headflaps clipped right through her hood)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

Kikai, this random shortfic is for you!


Normandy SR-2 , Illium Drydock

*The ship is under repairs after the Collector attack, and is currently empty aside from a certain engineer looking for a certain geth. Having searched all the lower decks, Tali ends up at Shepard's cabin last.*

Tali: Legion?
*The geth platform sits at the head of the small staircase in the cabin curled in the fetal position, much like it had as Tali's trial.*
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah.
Tali: *confused* What are you doing here?
Legion: This is now the residence of the two individuals most important to my people, Shepard Commander and Creator Tali'Zorah. We realized that in spite of the importance of the location, we have never seen it.
Tali: *attitude pose* Is that right?
Legion: It contains fewer violet hues than were projected.
Tali: We're working on that.
Legion: Query: Why have you sought me in the first place?
Tali: *relaxes, then wrings hands* Well... after the Collectors and all, I guess I realized you weren't so bad after all. You were there for me- for all of us- just like Garrus, and Jacob, and Kasumi... and even Shepard.
Legion: *stands, then relaxes his headflaps for a moment* We merely performed the task required to specification.
Tali: And you're humble too. You might grow on me yet.
*Without warning, she springs forward and hugs the geth. Legion suffers a temporary loop, trying to comprehend the unforseen, and freezes in shock. Just as quickly as the embrace starts, it ends.*
Tali: I just wanted to say... thank you.
Legion: *headlights turn red, headflaps expand and contract repeatedly* You're welcome, Creator Tali'Zorah.

*Tali turns to leave, walking halfway out the door before turning back around.*

Tali: Come on Legion. Let's go join the rest of the crew.
Legion: Acknowledged.

*The machine and the creator walk out of the cabin, then hail an elevator. As they leave, a familiar blue beachball appears on it's platform, tracking the two.*

EDI: It's good to see them working together.

[beau haut-parleur]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Raid1000 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Ah. Greek word for something alien or foreign

How is Google doing today?

I knew that word. I study literature

It's obvious anyway, Xenophobia - fear of foreigners/racism in Mass Effect.

Xen-o-Phobia - noun

-A fear of all things Xen.

you fail. now read my fanfic

[RobotNixon]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Xen-o-Phobia - noun

-A fear of all things Xen.

Those Vortigaunts still give me nightmares.

[TTTX]

Kikaimegami wrote...

TTTX wrote...

I think she can't get the men to date her. because of her need to take things apart.

They're afraid they'll wake up missing.. pieces

who votes we should kick her in the ass?

Modifié par TTTX, 24 juin 2010 - 03:46 .

[Someone With Mass]

Thundertactics wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Almost all quarian females are sexy, so that's not a strong point.

So just because there are about 6-7 million (assuming the 17 million quarians figure plus 50/50 divide between males and females) hawt, wide hipped women with petite upper bodies, you can't call one of 'em sexy?
I am dissapoint.

I said almost all their females are sexy.

[Kikaimegami]

NCLanceman wrote...

Kikai, this random shortfic is for you!
-ficsnip-

Oh.. oh god.. aaaahhhh... HNNNNNNNNNNG

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Kikaimegami]

TTTX wrote...

who votes we should kick her in the ass.

*cracks knuckles*

[Goat_Shepard]

NCLanceman wrote...
snp

Where's the drama? Where's the antagonist?

beau haut-parleur wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Xen-o-Phobia - noun

-A fear of all things Xen.

you fail. now read my fanfic

[TTTX]

NCLanceman wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

This... It's making me feel slightly less sick.
Though it still implies Tali took off her mask for Legion, then proceeded to pounce and press her head through Legion's. (I'm gonna say it's safe to assume his headflaps clipped right through her hood)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

Kikai, this random shortfic is for you!


Normandy SR-2 , Illium Drydock

*The ship is under repairs after the Collector attack, and is currently empty aside from a certain engineer looking for a certain geth. Having searched all the lower decks, Tali ends up at Shepard's cabin last.*

Tali: Legion?
*The geth platform sits at the head of the small staircase in the cabin curled in the fetal position, much like it had as Tali's trial.*
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah.
Tali: *confused* What are you doing here?
Legion: This is now the residence of the two individuals most important to my people, Shepard Commander and Creator Tali'Zorah. We realized that in spite of the importance of the location, we have never seen it.
Tali: *attitude pose* Is that right?
Legion: It contains fewer violet hues than were projected.
Tali: We're working on that.
Legion: Query: Why have you sought me in the first place?
Tali: *relaxes, then wrings hands* Well... after the Collectors and all, I guess I realized you weren't so bad after all. You were there for me- for all of us- just like Garrus, and Jacob, and Kasumi... and even Shepard.
Legion: *stands, then relaxes his headflaps for a moment* We merely performed the task required to specification.
Tali: And you're humble too. You might grow on me yet.
*Without warning, she springs forward and hugs the geth. Legion suffers a temporary loop, trying to comprehend the unforseen, and freezes in shock. Just as quickly as the embrace starts, it ends.*
Tali: I just wanted to say... thank you.
Legion: *headlights turn red, headflaps expand and contract repeatedly* You're welcome, Creator Tali'Zorah.

*Tali turns to leave, walking halfway out the door before turning back around.*

Tali: Come on Legion. Let's go join the rest of the crew.
Legion: Acknowledged.

*The machine and the creator walk out of the cabin, then hail an elevator. As they leave, a familiar blue beachball appears on it's platform, tracking the two.*

EDI: It's good to see them working together.

cute I love it

[huntrrz]

NuclearBuddha wrote...



See? She could be middle-eastern or whatever.

But, again, the timeline is all wrong.

You know what is REALLY @#%*(%-ed up?

Seeing that pic, I am struck by the thought that Olivia Munn could play her...

[TTTX]

Kikaimegami wrote...

TTTX wrote...

who votes we should kick her in the ass.

*cracks knuckles*

*doing the same* Xen doesn't stand a chance.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Kikai, this random shortfic is for you!
-ficsnip-

Oh.. oh god.. aaaahhhh... HNNNNNNNNNNG

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

And a fitting picture...

Even if his head is doing some clipping.

[Thundertactics]

Kikaimegami wrote...

TTTX wrote...

who votes we should kick her in the ass.

*cracks knuckles*

My renegade Shepard happens to be very fond of Daro, he's gonna go all renegade interrupt on yo' asses.

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...


And a fitting picture...
-hugsnip-
Even if his head is doing some clipping.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Goat_Shepard]

huntrrz wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
snp
See? She could be middle-eastern or whatever.

But, again, the timeline is all wrong.

You know what is REALLY @#%*(%-ed up?

Seeing that pic, I am struck by the thought that Olivia Munn could play her...

LOL ok. That would be fail.

Lot of differences between CGI and in-game, but interesting speculation.

[huntrrz]

RedTracer7 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...
Well, I do believe he was the only crew member, besides Wrex, to have murdered someone.

Of course, leave it to Kaiden to make even that uninteresting...

Yeah, but the turian had it coming, so big deal.

Apathetic tonight, Budda?

Murder and slavery have drawn nothing but a "big deal" and "shrug", respectively.

'Twasn't murder.  Self-defense.  The guy came at him with a combat knife for DARING to stand up to object to assaulting another trainee.

[Thundertactics]

Huntrrz, why are you pulling back all these old posts?

[TTTX]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...


And a fitting picture...
-hugsnip-
Even if his head is doing some clipping.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I approve

[TTTX]

Thundertactics wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

TTTX wrote...

who votes we should kick her in the ass.

*cracks knuckles*

My renegade Shepard happens to be very fond of Daro, he's gonna go all renegade interrupt on yo' asses.

didn't feel a thing.

[Someone With Mass]

Thundertactics wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

TTTX wrote...

who votes we should kick her in the ass.

*cracks knuckles*

My renegade Shepard happens to be very fond of Daro, he's gonna go all renegade interrupt on yo' asses.

Then Tali jumps in and goes with the Paragon interruption.

Your Renegade was cancelled out.

[AventuroLegendary]

huntrrz wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

*snip*

See? She could be middle-eastern or whatever.

But, again, the timeline is all wrong.

You know what is REALLY @#%*(%-ed up?

Seeing that pic, I am struck by the thought that Olivia Munn could play her...

Tan skin automatically makes you middle eastern? Olivia Munn would play her... but I do not want an ME2 movie.
The Timeline is the future not an alternate reality. I think racism in the human race would die down...

[Thundertactics]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Then Tali jumps in and goes with the Paragon interruption.
-snip-
Your Renegade was cancelled out.

Dang it Tali, he's going for Daro so he doesn't have to manipulate you, you don't want that, do you?!
Besides, defending your woman might be considered a paragon interrupt too, so it would've been amplified in that case.

[Goat_Shepard]

Thundertactics wrote...

Huntrrz, why are you pulling back all these old posts?

Is it any different from asking the same question that you or other's have already brought up the next day?

Off-topic, though.

LegendaryAvenger wrote...
Tan skin automatically makes you middle eastern? Olivia Munn would play her... but I do not want an ME2
movie. The Timeline is the future not an alternate reality. I think racism in the human race would die down...

Her eyes look kinda asian. In-game she's got different eyes and skin tone.

And I want a ME trilogy, that's what I want. Avatar-esque graphics with Liz as a starring VA.

/dreaming

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 24 juin 2010 - 03:57 .

[NCLanceman]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Where's the drama? Where's the antagonist?

None came to mind. There was a decent amount of drama and antagonism in the Kledagon blast, Miranda reading Shepard's mail and Xen's childhood anyway, this one's because I'm behind on my d'aww quota since I wrote that thing about Tali's arm.

I'm not quite sure where the story about her shotgun comes in though.

Kikaimegami wrote...

Oh.. oh god.. aaaahhhh... HNNNNNNNNNNG

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I have done my job correctly.

[nickFury]

Someone With Mass wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Daro'Xen's parents are probably senile or dead.

I'm leaning more towards the latter on this one, call it gut instinct.

Her insanity is genetics possibly. What would her disorder be? Diagnosis analysis...

She's suffering from smamss

Sexy middle aged mad scientist syndrome

Almost all quarian females are sexy, so that's not a strong point.

true but she is voiced by Claudia Black that puts very high on the hottness scale just a few notches below Tali,imo. But Tali is better for lots of reasons beyond physical attractiveness so Xen  still loses that one.