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[TTTX]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Does anyone want me to write up episode 5?

HELL YES.

[TTTX]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Very well I shall soon post SE episode 5: The misadventures of the Mass Effect B team.
Prepare for de lulz!

I can smell laughter in the horizen or is it cheese?

Modifié par TTTX, 24 juin 2010 - 10:02 .

[Mazder]

Tired now...Keelah Se'lai

[TTTX]

Mazder wrote...

Tired now...Keelah Se'lai

Keelah Se'lai Mazder.

[TTTX]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

SE episode 5: The misadventures of the Mass Effect B team.

*on the Hastings, Blasto's personal stealth frigate*
Blasto: This one would prefer that we assist the one known as Shepard in his battle agianst the ones known as Collectors.
Biotic God: I agree!
Shiala: Seriously guys am I only on the team because you needed a fourth member?
Urz: Ray! Wez gonna help Shepard!

*2 days later on Omega*
*in Afterlife*
Aria: What is this some kind of travelling circus; A Volus, a Hanar, a...Varren, and an Asari *laughs* I smell a spin off!
Shiala: What do you mean "spin off"?
Aria: I mean the makers of ME might consider giving you your own game--------I mean nothing nothing at all!
Biotic God: Well I only listen to the second half of sentances so okay.
Blasto: This one would like to know how we may assist the one known as Shepard.
Aria: Well Shepard is looking for an Ardat-Yakshi....I think it's for Samara's loyalty mission.
Urz: Rut row Ardat-Yakshi kill their mates!
Shiala: How did you know that Urz?
Urz: Me got a Ph.D from Oxford university on Earth!
Shiala: No sh*t?
Urz: Yep I'z Dr.Urz!
Blasto: This one is confused.
*3 hours later*
Shiala: Alright here's the plan: we seduce every Asari in afterlife in the hopes that one of them is the Ardat-Yakshi.
Blasto: This one will get to work.
Biotic God: You think you can seduce every Asari in afterlife?
Blasto: This one knows for certain.
*2 days later*
Blasto: *sounding exausted* This one has seduced 49 Asari in the last 2 days. None of which were the Ardat-Yakshi!
Shiala: Screw this we'll go kill some mercs! Leave the Sex Vampire for Shepard!
*they leave*
*Tali walks into the room*
Tali: About time those Bosh'tets left!
Tali: Now we can get back to Shepard and co! Tali away! *she flies away on Chickita*

nows thats entertainment ha

[TTTX]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Did everyone leave?

I'm still her but not anymore it's time for bed. 
Bye.

[Someone With Mass]

I'm just trying to get my sound system to work properly, but I'm here.

[Zarcanada]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Did everyone leave?

 
I'm still here, just cleaning my basment lol, and your last chapter was awsome!

[CrAzyManMike]

I know this is old news and probably repeated but first time logging in since.

Hands up: Who felt the quake yesterday?

[Zarcanada]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

I know this is old news and probably repeated but first time logging in since.
Hands up: Who felt the quake yesterday?

I did ! do i win?

[Someone With Mass]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

I know this is old news and probably repeated but first time logging in since.
Hands up: Who felt the quake yesterday?

What earthquake?

[Zarcanada]

there was a earthquake in the Toronto area(Ontario Canada) and well you could fell it, even though i live 400Km away from where it happend i felt it.

[CrAzyManMike]

Zarcanada wrote...

there was a earthquake in the Toronto area(Ontario Canada) and well you could fell it, even though i live 400Km away from where it happend i felt it.

I'm right in Ottawa, the EC was like 50 k away...

[CrAzyManMike]

Someone With Mass wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

I know this is old news and probably repeated but first time logging in since.
Hands up: Who felt the quake yesterday?

What earthquake?

Parts of south eastern Canada and North US got hit with a 5.5 quake yesterday at around 1:45
It was coolB)

[Zarcanada]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...

there was a earthquake in the Toronto area(Ontario Canada) and well you could fell it, even though i live 400Km away from where it happend i felt it.

I'm right in Ottawa, the EC was like 50 k away...

i heard toronto lol but no matter what i live 400km away lol:lol: but all i felt was the smallest tremour

[Someone With Mass]

Zarcanada wrote...

there was a earthquake in the Toronto area(Ontario Canada) and well you could fell it, even though i live 400Km away from where it happend i felt it.

Well, there's a construction site nearby that has been doing some demolition (the explosive kind) for about two months, so I don't know if I could tell the difference, anyway.

Then again, I live in Sweden. I think it would be a little difficult for me to feel something that's happening on the other side of the globe.

[Zarcanada]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...

there was a earthquake in the Toronto area(Ontario Canada) and well you could fell it, even though i live 400Km away from where it happend i felt it.

Well, there's a construction site nearby that has been doing some demolition (the explosive kind) for about two months, so I don't know if I could tell the difference, anyway.

Then again, I live in Sweden. I think it would be a little difficult for me to feel something that's happening on the other side of the globe.

well now you know and we are getting very off topic now

[Lividity Jones]

Not to derail the thread again, but I'd like to test the waters.

Daro'Xen nar Khalos had never experienced the desert. The sand beating against her visor was a new sensation, if an unwated one; one of many she had learned to endure on her Pilgrimage. Caleston was, without doubt, the most unpleasant world she had visited. Entire plains of molten sulfur, sandstorms that blocked out a distant sun, towering foundries populated by dirt-crusted miners. If it wasn't for the unusual abundance of raw materials, she would not have bothered. The capital of Syneu was home to the very foundries that made this world the largest source of drive core material in the Traverse. Just a small shipment to bring home to the Flotilla would be enough for any captain to offer her a place in their crew. Walking through the streets of the capital, volcanic air carrying more heat than even her suit could compensate for, she could see the looks of disdain she received from these humans. She had heard of them. Newcomers to the galaxy after their war with the turians. Apparently, it didn't take much for an entire race to choose to hate her own.

What do you think? Comments? Concerns?

[Someone With Mass]

[Zarcanada]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Not to derail the thread again, but I'd like to test the waters.

Daro'Xen nar Khalos had never experienced the desert. The sand beating against her visor was a new sensation, if an unwated one; one of many she had learned to endure on her Pilgrimage. Caleston was, without doubt, the most unpleasant world she had visited. Entire plains of molten sulfur, sandstorms that blocked out a distant sun, towering foundries populated by dirt-crusted miners. If it wasn't for the unusual abundance of raw materials, she would not have bothered. The capital of Syneu was home to the very foundries that made this world the largest source of drive core material in the Traverse. Just a small shipment to bring home to the Flotilla would be enough for any captain to offer her a place in their crew. Walking through the streets of the capital, volcanic air carrying more heat than even her suit could compensate for, she could see the looks of disdain she received from these humans. She had heard of them. Newcomers to the galaxy after their war with the turians. Apparently, it didn't take much for an entire race to choose to hate her own.

What do you think? Comments? Concerns?

yay back on topic and i like it you are starting to paint a very good and detailed picture of Caleston....I look mforward to reading more^_^

[CrAzyManMike]

Haha sorry about that guys..just had to know.

But anyways..I just replayed tali's loyalty mission....gets me every time