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[Zarcanada]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...


Awwwww why would you do that!!!

Why would anyone do that?
For attention

But seriously. GO TALI!

btw I think we have found a weapon against the reapers...

If everyone in the galaxy plays a vuvuzela at the same time, the reapers will kill themselves in annoyance?

We need one of these

god damn that thing was HUGE and yes they would!

[Thundertactics]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Would anyone like me to repost episodes 1-6 so that the story makes sense?

It doesn't make sense anyways, but go ahead.

[Someone With Mass]

Strange that BW haven't announced anything new regarding upcoming DLCs. They're usually not so subtle about it.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 25 juin 2010 - 08:33 .

[Kira Shepard]

Kira Shepard wrote...

Last time:

It’s never a good sign when a quarian looks stressed about a ship. They’re a tech savvy people. They usually know when shiit’s about to go down. “The hell was that?!” I demanded turning to the quarian.

She rolled her eyes. “Right, just because I’m a quarian I instantly know what’s going on in whatever ship I’m in.” She sounds half nervous for once. “Pilots should be able to tell us what’s going on.” We made our way to the cockpit without much incident, if there was a straggler she’d just point her gun and shoot, barely even looked at em. I took the time to finally get a look at the woman who’d I’d been working with.

I’ve worked with a few quarians before, usually informants when I’m tracking a mark or a gun runner on the black market when I need some new tech. Never seen one in armor before, though. The hardsuit was held tight to her suit ceramic plates were held in place to cover the vital organs. Both her arms looked encased in metal gloves that covered her entire lower arm. Legs had extra ammo packs for her rifle and she was wearing a belt that looked like a modified version of that new Armax Arsenal Shield Harness.

“So you gonna hurry up old man or are you content to stare at my butt all day?” I swear woman hadn’t even turned around.

The door slid open easily and we were met with two batarians already dead. Looked like they’d shot each other over something. Bodies weren’t cold either. Had to have been recent, I glanced at Nia who had already moved over the pilot’s chair. Holographic interface looked damaged, pistol shot. “Well shiit.” She sighed leaning back and putting her feet up on the broken controls. “Entire system’s fried, if you have any last wishes I’d get down to it, cause it looks like we’re on a collision course for Illium.”

Son of a biitch.

“So you’re just gonna give up?!” I shout moving into her line of sight. She didn’t even glance at me as she pressed a small plate on her glove I hadn’t noticed before. It pops out and she pulls it revealing a cable that she links up to the sputtering controls. Her omnitool flashes online and data readouts spill down in front of her too fast for me to keep up with. Her other hand activates a second omnitool which she holds over the console.

“Head back to the shuttle and get everyone onboard the ship itself.” She sounded more annoyed than nervous now, like whatever she was doing to the ship was both tedious and incredibly boring. I was no tech so I did what I was told, I trusted Nia only because she was in the same boat we were. If she planned on betraying me she’d die just as well. Anyway I leave her to her tinkering and make it back to the shuttle.

I’m greeted with a punch to the jaw by this turian who takes Jesse off me and aim’s my own weapon at my skull. “Don’t move slaver!” He snarls obviously thinking he’s accomplishing something. “One wrong step and you’re a dead man.

“Look ******.” I growl though my jaw, feels cracked. I should shoot him but that’d just panic the rest. Panic’ll get people killed faster than a bullet. “I just wiped out this whole ship of mercs.” I prop myself up and the shaking man takes a step back keeping Jesse trained on me. “If I wanted you hurt, you’d be in pain. Now give me my gun.”

“Not a chance, human. I give you this gun you’ll take us away to be slaves. I’m not letting that happen.”

“Listen to me very carefully.” I’m annoyed now, and if reason isn’t going to work I’ll just threaten him. “Let me explain to you how I could kill you without even firing a shot.” I indicated his legs. “I’d kick your left leg into right kneecap; take advantage of turian joints to dislocate. As you’re falling, I’ll use my right arm to twist your body to the right. Id’ then be able to roll over you onto a dominance position. Then I’d go for the eyes, and while you recoil in pain, I’ll take the opening to crush your throat from my superior position.”

The turian looks mortified now. Jesse’s shaking in his hand. I stand up slowly and he doesn’t move to stop me. “Now give me my gun.”

He obeys.

[Thundertactics]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

To be fair it's supposed to be crazy.

Didn't say it was a bad thing.

Just lean with it

[Thelacan]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Strange that BW haven't announced anything new regarding upcoming DLCs. They're usually not so subtle about it.

 I bet the devs read the 'Last Son' fanfic and scrapped their earlier, 'Teenage Cerberus Operative'  dlc idea.

[Kira Shepard]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Please read episodes 1-7 and tell me what you think.

you know just a thought, but you could've posted all these in blog and then linked us. you know just to not derail the thread...

[Kira Shepard]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

I didn't derail the thread.
Tali is in most of them.
And she's one of the first characters to realize that it's a game.
So indirectly Tali related.

ok look just next time either link us to a blog or post them all in one post. Ok? it's eisier to read and less likely to be annoying.

[TTTX]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

SE episode 7: Collector Bases, Epic Battles, and Effective Melee weapons. Oh My!

*On the Normandy*
Shepard: Take us through the relay Joker we'z got asses to kick!.....and a galaxy to save so whatever.
Joker: Okay commander. Hey you should probably get your LI up to your quarters so you can get that achivement!
Shepard: What?
Joker: Uh nevermind have fun!
*Engineering*
Tali: *listens to Shepard and Joker talking: Keelah is Shepard the only one who doesn't know that this is a game?
Tali: Oh well I guess I'll go see him.
*Tali's scene and going through the relay.*
*Occulus battle, and destruction of Collector ship*
*the Normandy crash lands on the Collector Base*
Shepard: alright everyone now is the time! blah blah blah paragon speech.
Garrus: Hellz yeah let's kick some ass!
Tali: I get to use my shotgun! Yay!
*they break up into groups*
*Garrus leads the fire team*
*Legion goes through the vents*
Shepard: Alright team let's move out!
*Tali does something with her omni-tool*
Shepard: Tali what did you just do?
Tali: I put on some music.
Shepard: What music?
Tali: A song called Numa Numa.
Shepard: NOOOOOOOO!---*gets interrupted by Numa Numa*
*They battle their way to the main chamber to the song Numa Numa*
Miranda: We're doing very well so far!
Tali: Shut up Miranda.
*everyone but Miranda*: Yeah shut up Miranda!
*they rescue the crew and send Legion back as an escort*
*Get through the biotic field part*
Shepard: Alright We're going to have to leave a few people here to hold the line.
*Here comes a cameo*
Darth Cheesecake: I'm staying with the "hold the line" group!
Shepard: Why?
Darth: Because I found a melee weapon that I want to try out! *starts up Lightsaber*
Shepard: Where did you get that?!?!?!
Darth: I took it off a Jedi master during the sacking of Coru----I mean I invented it!
Shepard: Okaaaaaaaaaay.
*Shepard and crew leave to kill the baby Reaper*
*Meanwhile the rest of the crew gets ready to fight the Collectors*
Thane: Garrus and I shall stay up here where we can snipe.
Grunt: I'm staying up front so I can kill stuff!
Zaeed: I'm goddamn with you!
Darth: I'm staying at the front as well *does evil laugh*
Garrus: Before they get here I've got some mood music! *starts the song Don't Stop Believing*
*epic battle commences!*
Every thing is fine until.......

Oh No the last chaper is coming up!

you have done it again Darth Cheesecake looking forward to the next chapter.

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Strange that BW haven't announced anything new regarding upcoming DLCs. They're usually not so subtle about it.

 I bet the devs read the 'Last Son' fanfic and scrapped their earlier, 'Teenage Cerberus Operative'  dlc idea.

I wish that I had read that fic, so I can have a clue what you're talking about, but...

[Kira Shepard]

Kira Shepard wrote...
Opening is in my signature.
Last time:

It’s never a good sign when a quarian looks stressed about a ship. They’re a tech savvy people. They usually know when shiit’s about to go down. “The hell was that?!” I demanded turning to the quarian.

She rolled her eyes. “Right, just because I’m a quarian I instantly know what’s going on in whatever ship I’m in.” She sounds half nervous for once. “Pilots should be able to tell us what’s going on.” We made our way to the cockpit without much incident, if there was a straggler she’d just point her gun and shoot, barely even looked at em. I took the time to finally get a look at the woman who’d I’d been working with.

I’ve worked with a few quarians before, usually informants when I’m tracking a mark or a gun runner on the black market when I need some new tech. Never seen one in armor before, though. The hardsuit was held tight to her suit ceramic plates were held in place to cover the vital organs. Both her arms looked encased in metal gloves that covered her entire lower arm. Legs had extra ammo packs for her rifle and she was wearing a belt that looked like a modified version of that new Armax Arsenal Shield Harness.

“So you gonna hurry up old man or are you content to stare at my butt all day?” I swear woman hadn’t even turned around.

The door slid open easily and we were met with two batarians already dead. Looked like they’d shot each other over something. Bodies weren’t cold either. Had to have been recent, I glanced at Nia who had already moved over the pilot’s chair. Holographic interface looked damaged, pistol shot. “Well shiit.” She sighed leaning back and putting her feet up on the broken controls. “Entire system’s fried, if you have any last wishes I’d get down to it, cause it looks like we’re on a collision course for Illium.”

Son of a biitch.

“So you’re just gonna give up?!” I shout moving into her line of sight. She didn’t even glance at me as she pressed a small plate on her glove I hadn’t noticed before. It pops out and she pulls it revealing a cable that she links up to the sputtering controls. Her omnitool flashes online and data readouts spill down in front of her too fast for me to keep up with. Her other hand activates a second omnitool which she holds over the console.

“Head back to the shuttle and get everyone onboard the ship itself.” She sounded more annoyed than nervous now, like whatever she was doing to the ship was both tedious and incredibly boring. I was no tech so I did what I was told, I trusted Nia only because she was in the same boat we were. If she planned on betraying me she’d die just as well. Anyway I leave her to her tinkering and make it back to the shuttle.

I’m greeted with a punch to the jaw by this turian who takes Jesse off me and aim’s my own weapon at my skull. “Don’t move slaver!” He snarls obviously thinking he’s accomplishing something. “One wrong step and you’re a dead man.

“Look ******.” I growl though my jaw, feels cracked. I should shoot him but that’d just panic the rest. Panic’ll get people killed faster than a bullet. “I just wiped out this whole ship of mercs.” I prop myself up and the shaking man takes a step back keeping Jesse trained on me. “If I wanted you hurt, you’d be in pain. Now give me my gun.”

“Not a chance, human. I give you this gun you’ll take us away to be slaves. I’m not letting that happen.”

“Listen to me very carefully.” I’m annoyed now, and if reason isn’t going to work I’ll just threaten him. “Let me explain to you how I could kill you without even firing a shot.” I indicated his legs. “I’d kick your left leg into right kneecap; take advantage of turian joints to dislocate. As you’re falling, I’ll use my right arm to twist your body to the right. Id’ then be able to roll over you onto a dominance position. Then I’d go for the eyes, and while you recoil in pain, I’ll take the opening to crush your throat from my superior position.”

The turian looks mortified now. Jesse’s shaking in his hand. I stand up slowly and he doesn’t move to stop me. “Now give me my gun.”

He obeys.

[Thelacan]

Kira Shepard wrote...
*snipofbadasseryZaeed*

“Listen to me very carefully.” I’m annoyed now, and if reason isn’t going to work I’ll just threaten him. “Let me explain to you how I could kill you without even firing a shot.” I indicated his legs. “I’d kick your left leg into right kneecap; take advantage of turian joints to dislocate. As you’re falling, I’ll use my right arm to twist your body to the right. Id’ then be able to roll over you onto a dominance position. Then I’d go for the eyes, and while you recoil in pain, I’ll take the opening to crush your throat from my superior position.”

The turian looks mortified now. Jesse’s shaking in his hand. I stand up slowly and he doesn’t move to stop me. “Now give me my gun.”

He obeys.

Hah, I remember reading that threattalk from some Rene-shep fic in FF.net! Was it your doing, or are you borrowing it?