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[mikethor007]

Titanium Man wrote...

Thelacan wrote...
You totally stole my screencap and photoshopped different skins in it! 

TOLD YOU guys have a Tali pic for every occasion :V

That's called "Image Macro Library"

Modifié par mikethor007, 27 juin 2010 - 02:32 .

[Andaius20]

http://tangentgirls....llery/v/Andaius



There's my "Macro gallery" if ME images to use on the forums.

[kglaser]

Titanium Man wrote...

This reminds me.

Turian: Excuse me?  Are you...Shepard?
Shepard: Hmmm?  Yeah, I am.  Need something?
Turian: Well, the extranet keeps mentioning that you're in a realtionship with an quarian...
Shepard: Is there a problem?
Turian: No, of course not!  I just have to ask.  (He leans in close to Shepard.)  How did you...you know.  Score a home run?
(He raises his eyebrows up and down knowingly.)
Shepard: Never say that again.
Turian: (backs off) Sorry.
Shepard: Why do you want to know?
Turian: Just wanted some advice.  I, uh...I think I might be caught in the friend zone.

LOL

[Lividity Jones]

Titanium Man wrote...

This reminds me.

Turian: Excuse me?  Are you...Shepard?
Shepard: Hmmm?  Yeah, I am.  Need something?
Turian: Well, the extranet keeps mentioning that you're in a realtionship with an quarian...
Shepard: Is there a problem?
Turian: No, of course not!  I just have to ask.  (He leans in close to Shepard.)  How did you...you know.  Score a home run?
(He raises his eyebrows up and down knowingly.)
Shepard: Never say that again.
Turian: (backs off) Sorry.
Shepard: Why do you want to know?
Turian: Just wanted some advice.  I, uh...I think I might be caught in the friend zone.

Shepard: Don't treat her like a quarian. Treat her like a person. Everywhere they go, they are treated differently for their race. Nobody bothers to really get to know them. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't even bother. Because I don't like people who hurt quarians.

[mikethor007]

Titanium Man wrote...

This reminds me.

Turian: Excuse me?  Are you...Shepard?
Shepard: Hmmm?  Yeah, I am.  Need something?
Turian: Well, the extranet keeps mentioning that you're in a realtionship with an quarian...
Shepard: Is there a problem?
Turian: No, of course not!  I just have to ask.  (He leans in close to Shepard.)  How did you...you know.  Score a home run?
(He raises his eyebrows up and down knowingly.)
Shepard: Never say that again.
Turian: (backs off) Sorry.
Shepard: Why do you want to know?
Turian: Just wanted some advice.  I, uh...I think I might be caught in the friend zone.

Which is a place you NEVER shall leave...

[Thelacan]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Shepard: Don't treat her like a quarian. Treat her like a person. Everywhere they go, they are treated differently for their race. Nobody bothers to really get to know them. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't even bother. Because I don't like people who hurt quarians.

Yet again, another win.

[mikethor007]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

This reminds me.

Turian: Excuse me?  Are you...Shepard?
Shepard: Hmmm?  Yeah, I am.  Need something?
Turian: Well, the extranet keeps mentioning that you're in a realtionship with an quarian...
Shepard: Is there a problem?
Turian: No, of course not!  I just have to ask.  (He leans in close to Shepard.)  How did you...you know.  Score a home run?
(He raises his eyebrows up and down knowingly.)
Shepard: Never say that again.
Turian: (backs off) Sorry.
Shepard: Why do you want to know?
Turian: Just wanted some advice.  I, uh...I think I might be caught in the friend zone.

Shepard: Don't treat her like a quarian. Treat her like a person. Everywhere they go, they are treated differently for their race. Nobody bothers to really get to know them. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't even bother. Because I don't like people who hurt quarians.

Pssst. This guy has no face paint...

[Titanium Man]

Lividity Jones wrote...
Shepard: Don't treat her like a quarian. Treat her like a person. Everywhere they go, they are treated differently for their race. Nobody bothers to really get to know them. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't even bother. Because I don't like people who hurt quarians.

Oh come on, don't be mean to Friend Zone Turian!  You know he tries :V

[Lividity Jones]

Titanium Man wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Shepard: Don't treat her like a quarian. Treat her like a person. Everywhere they go, they are treated differently for their race. Nobody bothers to really get to know them. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't even bother. Because I don't like people who hurt quarians.

Oh come on, don't be mean to Friend Zone Turian!  You know he tries :V

Yeah, he tries roofies.

I'm not amused by the bareface.

[Andaius20]

Garrus: Man, some Turians are amateurs at this game Shepard. You should really write a relationship guide!

Modifié par Andaius20, 27 juin 2010 - 02:44 .

[mikethor007]

Garrus killed the thread?

[Andaius20]

Did..I..Kill the thread? Time for a Tali jump start!

[Lividity Jones]

mikethor007 wrote...

Garrus killed the thread?

SCOPED AND DROPPED!

[Thelacan]

Andaius20 wrote...



Garrus: Man, some Turians are amateurs at this game Shepard. You should really write a relationship guide!

Rene-Sheps Dating guide, part one: Quarians

1) Find a quarian damsel in distress, save her bootylicious hips
2) Race around the galaxy on an advanced warship, fighting all around the worlds (  )
3) Help out people with troubles, mostly quarians, maybe some Big, Stupid Jellyfishes too, if you're into that sort of thing. Otherwise, buy Fornax
4) Kill a big ****ing reaper. Maybe twice, if she is a bit slow
5) Fake your death (unless dealing with Cerberus)
6) Repeat.

[Andaius20]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Did..I..Kill the thread? Time for a Tali jump start!

I see what you did there.
I approve of Tali very much

Tali: Thank you, Rune. Andy Shepard Tries and sometimes fails at hitting his mark.

[Titanium Man]

Lividity Jones wrote...
SCOPED AND DROPPED!

IMPRESSIVE

[Lividity Jones]

Quick, 20ccs of minific, stat! Repostan!


*Thunderous footfalls are heard on the Engineering Deck as Grunt approaches Tali working at her terminal.*

Grunt: You. Quarian.

*Tali, irritated by this sudden interruption, sighs under her mask before turning and facing Grunt.*

Tali: My name is Tali!

*Grunt seems momentarily stunned by the engineer's outburst. He says her name as though tasting a new food.*

Grunt: Tali. Hmm... Tali, you are my battlemaster's mate, correct?

*Tali suddenly feels her cheeks flush under her mask.*

Tali: How... How do you know that?!

*Grunt waves the question away dismissively.*

Grunt: Is it true?

Tali: Well... I suppose you could say that...

Grunt: Suppose? You have been in his krant the longest, aside from the turian. I have watched you both in battle. Your actions work in unison. You are his mate.

*Tali wrings her hands together.*

Tali: Why are you asking this?

Grunt: I am sworn to serve my battlemaster and that means I am sworn to defend his mate. I wanted to tell you.

*Before Tali can respond, the krogan turns and leaves, leaving the engineer to her own shock. Tali turns back to her console and continues her maintenance on the drive core.*

Tali: Shepard's... mate? Keelah...

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 27 juin 2010 - 02:58 .

[mikethor007]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Quick, 20ccs of minific, stat! Repostan!


*Thunderous footfalls are heard on the Engineering Deck as Grunt approaches Tali working at her terminal.*

Grunt: You. Quarian.

*Tali, irritated by this sudden interruption, sighs under her mask before turning and facing Grunt.*

Tali: My name is Tali!

*Grunt seems momentarily stunned by the engineer's outburst. He says her name as though tasting a new food.*

Grunt: Tali. Hmm... Tali, you are my battlemaster's mate, correct?

*Tali suddenly feels her cheeks flush under her mask.*

Tali: How... How do you know that?!

*Grunt waves the question away dismissively.*

Grunt: Is it true?

Tali: Well... I suppose you could say that...

Grunt: Suppose? You have been in his krant the longest, aside from the turian. I have watched you both in battle. Your actions work in unison. You are his mate.

*Tali wrings her hands together.*

Tali: Why are you asking this?

Grunt: I am sworn to serve my battlemaster and that means I am sworn to defend his mate. I wanted to tell you.

*Before Tali can respond, the krogan turns and leaves, leaving the engineer to her own shock. Tali turns back to her console and continues her maintenance on the drive core.*

Tali: Shepard's... mate? Keelah...

Much appreciated.

[Calculatrice]

*walks in and initiates lurk*



You hear what Rune did?

[Lividity Jones]

And now for something a little more sombre...


*Tali takes to her knees as she runs a hand along the black granite slab of the Mindoir Memorial, her fingers touching the names of Shepard's parents.*

Tali: Blessed are the ancestors who have enabled us to reach this season.

*Tali's hands leave the wall as she looks up to their names. A deep sigh echoes from her voice modulator.*

Tali: There are so many things I wanted to ask you... I'm not even sure where to start. I would have loved to have met you both. I can't tell you how much he means to me. He has done so may great things and he has stood by my side every step of the way. I think you would be proud of him. I... I don't know if you would approve of me... I hope you do. I... I think I love him. I only hope you can look on us wth favor.

*Tali bows her head.*

Tali: Keelah Se'lai.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 27 juin 2010 - 03:04 .

[mikethor007]

Lividity Jones wrote...

And now for something a little more sombre...


*Tali takes to her knees as she runs a hand along the black granite slab of the Mindoir Memorial, her fingers touching the names of Shepard's parents.*

Tali: Blessed are the ancestors who have enabled us to reach this season.

*Tali's hands leave the wall as she looks up to their names. A deep sigh echoes from her voice modulator.*

Tali: There are so many things I wanted to ask you... I'm not even sure where to start. I would have loved to have met you both. I can't tell you how much he means to me. He has done so may great things and he has stood by my side every step of the way. I think you would be proud of him. I... I don't know if you would approve of me... I hope you do. I... I think I love him. I only hope you can look on us wth favor.

*Tali bows her head.*

Tali: Keelah Se'lai.

Sombre? Why?

[Lividity Jones]

mikethor007 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

And now for something a little more sombre...


*Tali takes to her knees as she runs a hand along the black granite slab of the Mindoir Memorial, her fingers touching the names of Shepard's parents.*

Tali: Blessed are the ancestors who have enabled us to reach this season.

*Tali's hands leave the wall as she looks up to their names. A deep sigh echoes from her voice modulator.*

Tali: There are so many things I wanted to ask you... I'm not even sure where to start. I would have loved to have met you both. I can't tell you how much he means to me. He has done so may great things and he has stood by my side every step of the way. I think you would be proud of him. I... I don't know if you would approve of me... I hope you do. I... I think I love him. I only hope you can look on us wth favor.

*Tali bows her head.*

Tali: Keelah Se'lai.

Sombre? Why?

Only a little.

Visiting what is effectively his parent's grave should be a little sombre.

[Titanium Man]

(On the Citadel, Hawthorne sighs and sits down on a bench next to a turian.)
Hawthorne: Man, what a week.
Turian: You're telling me.
Hawthrone: What happened to you?
Turian: Been having a hard time getting through security!  They actually wanted to take away a ceremonial item I was carrying on that's very important to me!
Hawthorne: Wow, that's messed up.
Turian: I know!
Hawthorne: Sorry you had to go through that.
Turian: I'll live.  What about you?
Hawthorne: Well...I'm a bit ashamed to admit it.
Turian: Go ahead and tell me.  Get it out of your system.
Hawthorne: All right.  I...kinda said some bad things about my captain's girlfriend.  Asked why he was screwing her.  Things like that.  He was pretty mad.  And everyone's been giving me the cold shoulder since then.  Right now...kind of wish I never said it.
Turian: Well...if you say you're sorry, then it's over with.  That's my philsophy, at least.
Hawthorne: I know.  But still...I know my captain can be a hardass sometimes, but who knew he'd defend a quarian like that?
Turian: You...said that about a quarian?
Hawthorne: Yeah.
Turian: YOU HUMANS ARE RACIST!
Hawthorne: OH, COME ON.