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[Thelacan]

Azint wrote...

Angel of Death

In case you did not know what this was.

Rip told me it's okay to **** myself out advertise.

I know what it was about. Just commented on your latest part of it. Really heart twisting ending.

Modifié par Thelacan, 27 juin 2010 - 07:52 .

[Azint]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia:  A drink?  No, I'm fine.  Drinking through this mask is such a bother, anyhow.

Redtracer7: *Clenches a fist*  This is far harder than I expected...  Will you excuse me for a second?

Lia: Sure.

*Redtracer7 moves out of the room, returning a short while later with something behind his back*

Redtracer7: Now tell me... how resistant to blunt force trauma is that helmet?

Ah, black comedy. Good choice.

[RiptideX1090]

Damn fine work Azint.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia:  A drink?  No, I'm fine.  Drinking through this mask is such a bother, anyhow.

Redtracer7: *Clenches a fist*  This is far harder than I expected...  Will you excuse me for a second?

Lia: Sure.

*Redtracer7 moves out of the room, returning a short while later with something behind his back*

Redtracer7: Now tell me... how resistant to blunt force trauma is that helmet?

Wow, Red. I wonder if she'll die from the open air expose before or after you drag her to your cave.

[Lividity Jones]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard/ Tali Shower fic is almost done.

Wow, really? What spurred you do it right now?

And please don't get confused between the stories. Shep wouldn't want to find Daro in his shower.

Haha!

That would be quite the surprise.

Shepard: Are you alright, Tal- What the...?!

Daro: 'Tis cold in my cabin.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 27 juin 2010 - 07:55 .

[Thelacan]

cannedcream wrote...



Wow, Red. I wonder if she'll die from the open air expose before or after you drag her to your cave.

I... don't think her immune system can resist holes being drilled in her shins.

Modifié par Thelacan, 27 juin 2010 - 07:54 .

[Azint]

NCLanceman wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

They just get emotionally harder and harder to read each time.

Yeah... I'm wondering why the hell this guy didn't hook up with Jack. She seems like way more his speed.

Actually in my first renegade import I played, I did romance Jack. But  something made me think that Jack was worth a paragon import.

[cannedcream]

NCLanceman wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

They just get emotionally harder and harder to read each time.

Yeah... I'm wondering why the hell this guy didn't hook up with Jack. She seems like way more his speed.

Because even this most extreme renegade of renegade Shepards (who apparently thought about shooting Garrus over a dick joke) knows that Tali is rad.

He's cruel, but he still has good tastes.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Damn fine work Azint.

I certainly hope so. As the writer, it's difficult  to tell what may actually be decent and what is crap.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Haha!

That would be quite the surprise.

Shepard: Are you alright, Tal- What the...?!

Daro: 'Tis cold in my cabin.

Take a guess at how fast I would jump at that oppurtunity.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

cannedcream wrote...

Because even this most extreme renegade of renegade Shepards (who apparently thought about shooting Garrus over a dick joke) knows that Tali is rad.

I'm not going to lie. This Shepard is probably on the border of evil, if not there already.
I honestly don't even think Jack is cut out for him.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

Actually in my first renegade import I played, I did romance Jack. But  something made me think that Jack was worth a paragon import.

Damn, that's a long page.
This is going to be awhile. . .

EDIT:
Okay. This was just great:

• This Troper was playing as a renegade and this was the only paragon interruption action he took in the entire game.
• Let's be realistic here - how many people actually didn't give her that hug?
• None. Because if you did not give her the hug
  were not hammering down on the right mouse-button/trigger like the fist
  of an angry God, you have no soul, and you are not a person.

Modifié par cannedcream, 27 juin 2010 - 08:00 .

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia:  A drink?  No, I'm fine.  Drinking through this mask is such a bother, anyhow.

Redtracer7: *Clenches a fist*  This is far harder than I expected...  Will you excuse me for a second?

Lia: Sure.

*Redtracer7 moves out of the room, returning a short while later with something behind his back*

Redtracer7: Now tell me... how resistant to blunt force trauma is that helmet?

Wow, Red. I wonder if she'll die from the open air expose before or after you drag her to your cave.

Lia:  Well yes, actually, they are quite res-

*SMASH*

Lia: You seem to have broken your baseball bat... over my head.  I'm rather confused.

Redtracer7:  You've got to be ****ing kidding me.

Lia:  *Tilts her head, puzzled*

[Azint]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Because even this most extreme renegade of renegade Shepards (who apparently thought about shooting Garrus over a dick joke) knows that Tali is rad.

I'm not going to lie. This Shepard is probably on the border of evil, if not there already.
I honestly don't even think Jack is cut out for him.

Everyone believes our Shepard is evil. Rip, this is a success.

Now let us go even further.

[NCLanceman]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia:  Well yes, actually, they are quite res-

*SMASH*

Lia: You seem to have broken your baseball bat... over my head.  I'm rather confused.

Redtracer7:  You've got to be ****ing kidding me.

Lia:  *Tilts her head, puzzled*

I don't wanna hold up the rape train or anything, but maybe you could... just ask nicely? She might actually go for it. 

[RedTracer7]

Thelacan wrote...

cannedcream wrote...



Wow, Red. I wonder if she'll die from the open air expose before or after you drag her to your cave.

I... don't think her immune system can resist holes being drilled in her shins.

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Spat: ...If you don't mind me asking, how's your pilgramedge going?
Lia: It's going... just not as I... thought it would... *slowly eats paste*
Spat: *observes* ...I'm sorry to hear that.

..You know, there's a nice resturant down the way here, Turian friend says they have good dextro food.
Lia: ...I-it's alright... I... I don't want to be a burden... I have no job, or money... I would like to accept such an offer, but tha-
Spat: Quarians are suppose to recieve gifts during their pilgramege, right?
Lia: ..Well... Yes.
Spat: Then this is my gift to you. C'mon. 
Lia: Alright then, I accept.

You're one smooth hombre, Spat.

I wrote something f*cking epic, then I went to post it and my internet **** out.

[Thelacan]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia:  Well yes, actually, they are quite res-

*SMASH*

Lia: You seem to have broken your baseball bat... over my head.  I'm rather confused.

Redtracer7:  You've got to be ****ing kidding me.

Lia:  *Tilts her head, puzzled*

And the award for the worst villain ever goes to..... *drumroll*

[NCLanceman]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...
I'm not going to lie. This Shepard is probably on the border of evil, if not there already.
I honestly don't even think Jack is cut out for him.

Oh my god. That's it.

This guy would be perfect for Daro'Xen. Or Morinth, come to think of it. But Xen would probably be less likely to kill him.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Everyone believes our Shepard is evil. Rip, this is a success.

Now let us go even further.

KICK REASON TO THE CURB!

[RedTracer7]

Thelacan wrote...

And the award for the worst villain ever goes to..... *drumroll*

I appear to have alot in common with:

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

Everyone believes our Shepard is evil. Rip, this is a success.

Now let us go even further.

Never said he was evil. Just cruel.
After all Azint, you're the one that thought me that Dark is not Evil.

[Lividity Jones]

NCLanceman wrote...

Oh my god. That's it.

This guy would be perfect for Daro'Xen. Or Morinth, come to think of it. But Xen would probably be less likely to kill him.

As the author of Reckoning, I resent that remark.