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[Thundertactics]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Second, it's what he would say.

That's no excuse. ಠ_ಠ



Sure, you're dieing; sure, you've lost your wife; sure, your son's trying to become you; sure, you've seen a lot of death.

That's no excuse to take what little happiness everyone else has away, bastard.

-Top-

I know it's not Tali, but it was too funny to pass up.

Modifié par Thundertactics, 27 juin 2010 - 09:45 .

[Lividity Jones]

Thelacan wrote...

 Shepard: So Tali, that last night was... very interesting... 
Tali: *blushes*  Oh, keelah... did you have to bring that up while I'm working 
Shepard: It's okay, I loved it 
Tali: Really? Well, I learned something else, actually several things too, from extranet while I did some, um... research...
Shepard: Heh, you want to try them later today, don't you? 
Tali:  I would love to... 
Shepard: It's fine by me... Are they going to be as fun as last night was? 
Tali: Well... err.. um...
Shepard: What?



Shepard:  

I see no problems here.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ever think that was foreshadowing what will happen to Shepard's LI in three? What happened to Thane's...?

God...

I would rage so hard.

As would I.

I definately do NOT want the romances to be shoved to the back. I want them to develop over the course of the game.

[TTTX]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

G'night Azint.

Seriously... is it just me... or has this place been VERY off topic lately...?

We need Tali.

Uhh... ****! Default to repostan!


*Shepard walks into Life Support, the dry air suited for it's drell resident.*

Thane: Shepard. I wanted to speak with you.

*Shepard moves to the other side of the table, taking a seat in front of the view of the drive core.*

Shepard: What about?

Thane: I have noticed something between yourself and Tali'Zorah.

*A smirk spreads across Shepard's lips.*

Shepard: You too?

Thane: It seems quite clear.

Shepard: So what did you want to say?

Thane: I am happy for you. For the both of you, in fact. I see a spark in your eyes that I have not known in many years.

*Shepard's expression quickly turns somber.*

Thane: Treasure each other, Shepard. The lives we lead do not leave much in the hopes of brighter futures.

thats beutieful.

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I would be into that...

SO hard.

Please, no need to go into details. 'cept if you wanna bash my newest entry, in the sig. 

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

 Shepard: So Tali, that last night was... very interesting... 
Tali: *blushes*  Oh, keelah... did you have to bring that up while I'm working 
Shepard: It's okay, I loved it 
Tali: Really? Well, I learned something else, actually several things too, from extranet while I did some, um... research...
Shepard: Heh, you want to try them later today, don't you? 
Tali:  I would love to... 
Shepard: It's fine by me... Are they going to be as fun as last night was? 
Tali: Well... err.. um...
Shepard: What?



Shepard:  

I see no problems here.

With Tali, it can't necessarily be classified as pain, only pleasure. Anything with Tali is pleasure, and if just so happens to be making you scream yourself hoarse... well, damn... good feelings all around.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I definately do NOT want the romances to be shoved to the back. I want them to develop over the course of the game.

Think about any good war story.

It's not about the battles or any of that crap.

It's about the people who went through it and how they grew as characters.

Romance most definitely has a place there.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I definately do NOT want the romances to be shoved to the back. I want them to develop over the course of the game.

Think about any good war story.

It's not about the battles or any of that crap.

It's about the people who went through it and how they grew as characters.

Romance most definitely has a place there.

Definately. I know Bioware won't let me down. They knocked Garrus and Tali out of the park. They'll get it right in 3, too.

[Lividity Jones]

Thundertactics wrote...


I know it's not Tali, but it was too funny to pass up.

Oh my God... I never noticed that.

They're twins... Or something...

What the hell?

[Thelacan]

Lividity Jones wrote...


Oh my God... I never noticed that.

They're twins... Or something...

What the hell?

You didn't? The suit-wetter gets all the ladies, that's why Han is so angry at him.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...


I know it's not Tali, but it was too funny to pass up.

Oh my God... I never noticed that.

They're twins... Or something...

What the hell?

His suit is pink and white...

HE'S A QUARIAN PIMP!

**** yeah. That's how we role on the qwib qwib.

[RiptideX1090]

I want to has quarian twins...



My god... twice as much hips...



Sensory overload...

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

My god... twice as much hips...

I would like to see how you would multitask that much of hips!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I want to has quarian twins...

My god... twice as much hips...

Sensory overload...

Nia & Tia: We share everything.

Riptide:

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

His suit is pink and white...

HE'S A QUARIAN PIMP!

**** yeah. That's how we role on the qwib qwib.

Don't tell me... that the Qwib-Qwib is roaming around the galaxy, providing escort services!

[TTTX]

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Oh my God... I never noticed that.

They're twins... Or something...

What the hell?

You didn't? The suit-wetter gets all the ladies, that's why Han is so angry at him.

but he can't have Tali. unless he want's Shepard to kick his ass.

[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

My god... twice as much hips...

I would like to see how you would multitask that much of hips!

I could multi-task Tali, Xen, and Slave Girl Quarian.

All those hips... all those belts... buckles... and skintight suits...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

[Thundertactics]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Nia & Tia: We share everything.

Riptide:

*Passes out*

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I could multi-task Tali, Xen, and
Slave Girl Quarian.

All those hips... all those belts...
buckles... and skintight suits...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave
Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very
exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

*Passes out again, somehow, before waking up from the last time*

Modifié par Thundertactics, 27 juin 2010 - 09:54 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I want to has quarian twins...

My god... twice as much hips...

Sensory overload...

Nia & Tia: We share everything.

Riptide:

**** YES

[TTTX]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Nia & Tia: We share everything.

TTTX:

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

I don't have words...

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I could multi-task Tali, Xen, and Slave Girl Quarian.

All those hips... all those belts... buckles... and skintight suits...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

And maybe you would get Chiktikka to help you out a little.

[RiptideX1090]

TTTX wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Oh my God... I never noticed that.

They're twins... Or something...

What the hell?

You didn't? The suit-wetter gets all the ladies, that's why Han is so angry at him.

but he can't have Tali. unless he want's Shepard to kick his ass.

See... what the trial was really about was Shepard and Korris having a pimp battle over Tali. Korris was pissed cause he wadn't standin' for no ho to be wit a human captain, ya dig? But naw, A Pimp Named Shepback wadn't having none a that. He went on up and showed dat **** who da real mac daddy is.

Okay... I'll stop.

[Thundertactics]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Okay... I'll stop.

Don't.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

See... what the trial was really about was Shepard and Korris having a pimp battle over Tali. Korris was pissed cause he wadn't standin' for no ho to be wit a human captain, ya dig? But naw, A Pimp Named Shepback wadn't having none a that. He went on up and showed dat **** who da real mac daddy is.

Okay... I'll stop.

What. The. ****.