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[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I could multi-task Tali, Xen, and Slave Girl Quarian.

All those hips... all those belts... buckles... and skintight suits...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

And maybe you would get Chiktikka to help you out a little.

That would be most... stimulating...

[TTTX]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

My god... twice as much hips...

I would like to see how you would multitask that much of hips!

I could multi-task Tali, Xen, and Slave Girl Quarian.

All those hips... all those belts... buckles... and skintight suits...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

you only take those three I expectet Lie'vael to
you know the gir who horassed by C-SEC and the Volus

[Lividity Jones]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I could multi-task Tali, Xen, and Slave Girl Quarian.

All those hips... all those belts... buckles... and skintight suits...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

And maybe you would get Chiktikka to help you out a little.

Oh God!

The Fetish Fuel!

It caught fire!

/horrible pun

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

See... what the trial was really about was Shepard and Korris having a pimp battle over Tali. Korris was pissed cause he wadn't standin' for no ho to be wit a human captain, ya dig? But naw, A Pimp Named Shepback wadn't having none a that. He went on up and showed dat **** who da real mac daddy is.

Okay... I'll stop.

I had slightly different idea about it. Zaal wanted Tali exiled, so later he could offer her a place to live on his Pimp-ship, Qwib-qwib.
But Koris didn't know about Shepard, the mac daddy of all the galaxy.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

See... what the trial was really about was Shepard and Korris having a pimp battle over Tali. Korris was pissed cause he wadn't standin' for no ho to be wit a human captain, ya dig? But naw, A Pimp Named Shepback wadn't having none a that. He went on up and showed dat **** who da real mac daddy is.

Okay... I'll stop.

What. The. ****.

What?

I can't try my hand at a bit of humor?

[TTTX]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

TTTX wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Oh my God... I never noticed that.

They're twins... Or something...

What the hell?

You didn't? The suit-wetter gets all the ladies, that's why Han is so angry at him.

but he can't have Tali. unless he want's Shepard to kick his ass.

See... what the trial was really about was Shepard and Korris having a pimp battle over Tali. Korris was pissed cause he wadn't standin' for no ho to be wit a human captain, ya dig? But naw, A Pimp Named Shepback wadn't having none a that. He went on up and showed dat **** who da real mac daddy is.

Okay... I'll stop.

don't it's getting good.

[Thundertactics]

TTTX wrote...

you only take those three I expectet Lie'vael to
you know the gir who horassed by C-SEC and the Volus

Add VGQ at that too, "So, why couldn't it work out with the real deal, again? Because I'm fairly sure I'm having five of 'em right now!".

Right, this is disgusting.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

See... what the trial was really about was Shepard and Korris having a pimp battle over Tali. Korris was pissed cause he wadn't standin' for no ho to be wit a human captain, ya dig? But naw, A Pimp Named Shepback wadn't having none a that. He went on up and showed dat **** who da real mac daddy is.

Okay... I'll stop.

What. The. ****.

What?

I can't try my hand at a bit of humor?

Oh no, feel free.

I just had an image of this whole thing playing in my head.

Hence my reaction.

[Thelacan]

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I could multi-task Tali, Xen, and Slave Girl Quarian.

All those hips... all those belts... buckles... and skintight suits...

Plus... Dominatrix Xen + Slave Girl Quarian... Kinky to the max.

"Things could get very exciting."

Indeed it can Ms. Moreh. Indeed it can.

And maybe you would get Chiktikka to help you out a little.

Oh God!

The Fetish Fuel!

It caught fire!

/horrible pun

Burn, baby burn.

It's a shame I'm not sleeping tonight. I'd sleep like a baby with that image in my head.

[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

And now there's too much?

[TTTX]

Thelacan wrote...

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

it's so easy to get of topic.

[Thundertactics]

Thelacan wrote...

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

Tali = quarian.
There is not enough Tali. = There is not enough quarian.

Though honestly, for me Daro'Xen is the only suitable alternative.

[Lividity Jones]

Thelacan wrote...

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

We're riding the rails, man.

We just have absolutely no idea where the rails go.

Mostly, they go to Tali.

Other times, they go to potential BDSM scenarios between Xen and Slave Girl Quarian.

That's life.

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

And now there's too much?

I'm thinking more along the line, that we're back where we started.

But now my patience is wearing thin. A shameless plug!
A cold day on Noveria, chapter one

Modifié par Thelacan, 27 juin 2010 - 10:05 .

[Thundertactics]

Actually, imagine the only way to solve Daro's plotting peacefully in ME3 is by having a paragon romance with her like Jack...

[Lividity Jones]

Thundertactics wrote...

Actually, imagine the only way to solve Daro's plotting peacefully in ME3 is by having a paragon romance with her like Jack...

That would be both hilarious and absurd.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

We're riding the rails, man.

We just have absolutely no idea where the rails go.

Mostly, they go to Tali.

Other times, they go to potential BDSM scenarios between Xen and Slave Girl Quarian.

That's life.

What can I say?

I keep an open mind.

Seriously... I wonder if quarians have similar practices...

Probably not...

[Thundertactics]

Lividity Jones wrote...

That would be both hilarious and absurd.

Pweeaaaase? She needs a lil' comfort is all, a nice warm human to snuggle up against.

[TTTX]

Thundertactics wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Weren't we discussing only a mere moments ago, how there was not enough Tali?

Tali = quarian.
There is not enough Tali. = There is not enough quarian.

Though honestly, for me Daro'Xen is the only suitable alternative.

if you are into crazy chicks and if you have a death wish.

for a long term relationship Tali is the one.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

We're riding the rails, man.

We just have absolutely no idea where the rails go.

Mostly, they go to Tali.

Other times, they go to potential BDSM scenarios between Xen and Slave Girl Quarian.

That's life.

What can I say?

I keep an open mind.

Seriously... I wonder if quarians have similar practices...

Probably not...

Not likely.

But I think same-sex partners would be cool.

No population worries.

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Other times, they go to potential BDSM scenarios between Xen and Slave Girl Quarian.

That's life.

What can I say?

There is Tali too! And Lia'Vel!

[Lividity Jones]

Thundertactics wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

That would be both hilarious and absurd.

Pweeaaaase? She needs a lil' comfort is all, a nice warm human to snuggle up against.

 No.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 27 juin 2010 - 10:08 .

[TTTX]

Thundertactics wrote...

Actually, imagine the only way to solve Daro's plotting peacefully in ME3 is by having a paragon romance with her like Jack...

the horror...... the horror

[Thundertactics]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Not likely.

But I think same-sex partners would be cool.

No population worries.

Hell yes, imagine DEM HIPS grinding against eachother.