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[Thelacan]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*BAM*

Shepard: What the...?

Tali: Told you.

Tali: Now it's my turn!

*WHAM!*

Shepard: Oh jesus! You *coughs* broke my ribs, all of them

*Shep gets kicked in the side*

Tali: Now let's kick up the pace!

Shepard: Actually Tali, your puns hurt more than your kicks

Tali: Is that so *glares and kicks again*

TopTali tries to bake a cake!

Modifié par Thelacan, 27 juin 2010 - 12:18 .

[TTTX]

Thelacan wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*BAM*

Shepard: What the...?

Tali: Told you.

Tali: Now it's my turn!

*WHAM!*

Shepard: Oh jesus! You *coughs* broke my ribs, all of them

*Shep gets kicked in the side*

Tali: Now let's kick up the pace!

Shepard: Actually Tali, your puns hurt more than your kicks

Tali: Is that so *glares and kicks again*

TopTali tries to bake a cake!

she still has somthing to learn.

[Kira Shepard]

Thelacan wrote...

how is it I've NEVER seen this before?!:lol::lol:
BRILLIANT!

[Thelacan]

TTTX wrote...

she still has somthing to learn.

Yes she does. Because professionaly, I don't believe krogan quads will make a good ingredient in a cake... 

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*BAM*

Shepard: What the...?

Tali: Told you.

Tali: Now it's my turn!

*WHAM!*

Shepard: Oh jesus! You *coughs* broke my ribs, all of them

*Shep gets kicked in the side*

Tali: Now let's kick up the pace!

Shepard: Actually Tali, your puns hurt more than your kicks

Tali: Is that so *glares and kicks again*

Shepard: Sure you can do more than that!

Tali: Alright. You asked for it.

*A spin kick to the face throws Shep off balance*

Shepard: Agh! Where the hell did you learn that?

Tali: Unlike you, I pay attention to those "boring and slow-paced kung-fu vids"  we watch on Friday nights.

[TTTX]

Thelacan wrote...

TTTX wrote...

she still has somthing to learn.

Yes she does. Because professionaly, I don't believe krogan quads will make a good ingredient in a cake... 

I see we have reach an agreement.

[RiptideX1090]

*Grunt is in his room, tinkering with his shotgun, when he hears a banging at the door. He gets up and opens it, and finding no one there, shrugs and turns to go back to his work. Something grabs at his foot. Looking down, he sees a broke, bruised, and otherwise throroughly beaten half naked Shepard, crawling on the floor.*

Shepard: Help... me... legs... can't feel... hurts to breathe... everything... hurts...

Grunt: Battlemaster? Is that you? Is the ship under attack? What happened?

Shepard: No... it's...

*footsteps are heard down the hall*

Shepard: No... it's her... help me... you have to help me...!

Grunt: This is pathetic. Who did this to...

*See's Tali walking towards the room*

Grunt: Oh. The quarian. *looks down at Shepard* Kinky.

Tali: There you are Shepard. I told you, we aren't finished yet. Not until I say- Oh. Hello Grunt.

Grunt: Quarian. *blinks at her*

Tali: *grabs Shepard's foot and starts dragging him back to the bedroom* I'll just be taking this.

Grunt. Yeah.

Shepard: Please... no more... she's killing me! Killing me! Grunt... do something!

*Tali takes what's left of Shepard, leaving Grunt alone*

Grunt: Ha! Vakarian is just going to love this.

[Titanium Man]

Someone With Mass wrote...
Shepard: Sure you can do more than that!

Tali: Alright. You asked for it.

*A spin kick to the face throws Shep off balance*

Shepard: Agh! Where the hell did you learn that?

Tali: Unlike you, I pay attention to those "boring and slow-paced kung-fu vids"  we watch on Friday nights.

Waiting for the Shoryuken.

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*Grunt is in his room, tinkering with his shotgun, when he hears a banging at the door. He gets up and opens it, and finding no one there, shrugs and turns to go back to his work. Something grabs at his foot. Looking down, he sees a broke, bruised, and otherwise throroughly beaten half naked Shepard, crawling on the floor.*

Shepard: Help... me... legs... can't feel... hurts to breathe... everything... hurts...

Grunt: Battlemaster? Is that you? Is the ship under attack? What happened?

Shepard: No... it's...

*footsteps are heard down the hall*

Shepard: No... it's her... help me... you have to help me...!

Grunt: This is pathetic. Who did this to...

*See's Tali walking towards the room*

Grunt: Oh. The quarian. *looks down at Shepard* Kinky.

Tali: There you are Shepard. I told you, we aren't finished yet. Not until I say- Oh. Hello Grunt.

Grunt: Quarian. *blinks at her*

Tali: *grabs Shepard's foot and starts dragging him back to the bedroom* I'll just be taking this.

Grunt. Yeah.

Shepard: Please... no more... she's killing me! Killing me! Grunt... do something!

*Tali takes what's left of Shepard, leaving Grunt alone*

Grunt: Ha! Vakarian is just going to love this.

Grunt: I want one of those.

[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*Grunt is in his room, tinkering with his shotgun, when he hears a banging at the door. He gets up and opens it, and finding no one there, shrugs and turns to go back to his work. Something grabs at his foot. Looking down, he sees a broke, bruised, and otherwise throroughly beaten half naked Shepard, crawling on the floor.*

Shepard: Help... me... legs... can't feel... hurts to breathe... everything... hurts...

Grunt: Battlemaster? Is that you? Is the ship under attack? What happened?

Shepard: No... it's...

*footsteps are heard down the hall*

Shepard: No... it's her... help me... you have to help me...!

Grunt: This is pathetic. Who did this to...

*See's Tali walking towards the room*

Grunt: Oh. The quarian. *looks down at Shepard* Kinky.

Tali: There you are Shepard. I told you, we aren't finished yet. Not until I say- Oh. Hello Grunt.

Grunt: Quarian. *blinks at her*

Tali: *grabs Shepard's foot and starts dragging him back to the bedroom* I'll just be taking this.

Grunt. Yeah.

Shepard: Please... no more... she's killing me! Killing me! Grunt... do something!

*Tali takes what's left of Shepard, leaving Grunt alone*

Grunt: Ha! Vakarian is just going to love this.

Grunt: I want one of those.

As do we all.

[Thelacan]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*BAM*

Shepard: What the...?

Tali: Told you.

Tali: Now it's my turn!

*WHAM!*

Shepard: Oh jesus! You *coughs* broke my ribs, all of them

*Shep gets kicked in the side*

Tali: Now let's kick up the pace!

Shepard: Actually Tali, your puns hurt more than your kicks

Tali: Is that so *glares and kicks again*

Shepard: Sure you can do more than that!

Tali: Alright. You asked for it.

*A spin kick to the face throws Shep off balance*

Shepard: Agh! Where the hell did you learn that?

Tali: Unlike you, I pay attention to those "boring and slow-paced kung-fu vids"  we watch on Friday nights.

Shepard: You actually watched those? And learned?

Tali: Yup *nods eagerly*

Shepard: Oh, well I was always just watching your gorgeus body

Tali: *blushes* oh! Um...

*Shepard tackels Tali on the ground, pinning her under him*

Shepard: Hah, never reveal your weakness to your opponent

[Someone With Mass]

Wrong...

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 27 juin 2010 - 12:36 .

[Titanium Man]

Thelacan wrote...
Shepard: You actually watched those? And learned?

Tali: Yup *nods eagerly*

Shepard: Oh, well I was always just watching your gorgeus body

Tali: *blushes* oh! Um...

*Shepard tackels Tali on the ground, pinning her under him*

Shepard: Hah, never reveal your weakness to your opponent

Turian: Beating up a quarian?  YOU HUMANS ARE RACIST!

Shepard: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM.

[TTTX]

Titanium Man wrote...

Thelacan wrote...
Shepard: You actually watched those? And learned?

Tali: Yup *nods eagerly*

Shepard: Oh, well I was always just watching your gorgeus body

Tali: *blushes* oh! Um...

*Shepard tackels Tali on the ground, pinning her under him*

Shepard: Hah, never reveal your weakness to your opponent

Turian: Beating up a quarian?  YOU HUMANS ARE RACIST!

Shepard: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM.

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

Shepard: You actually watched those? And learned?

Tali: Yup *nods eagerly*

Shepard: Oh, well I was always just watching your gorgeus body

Tali: *blushes* oh! Um...

*Shepard tackels Tali on the ground, pinning her under him*

Shepard: Hah, never reveal your weakness to your opponent

*A knee to Shepard's daddy zone*

Tali: I can't believe that worked.

*Tali rolls Shepard to the side and quickly gets back on her feet* 

Shepard: Ow...what did we say about low blows?

Tali: "Everything goes in war and love"?

Shepard: Not entirely like that, but...

*Shepard is trying to get up, still dazed by the knee blow*

Tali: It's not smart to set rules if you're not willing to follow them.

Shepard: That's true.

*Tali jumps into his arms, he falls to the floor again*

Tali: But this is just a game, right?

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 27 juin 2010 - 12:52 .

[TTTX]

Titanium Man I hope you have read my work Symbol of Shepard.

if not there is a link in sig and there is five chapteres in total.

[TTTX]

I have to go and do something bye.

[Titanium Man]

TTTX wrote...

Titanium Man I hope you have read my work Symbol of Shepard.
if not there is a link in sig and there is five chapteres in total.

PFFFFFT.  I totally forgot.  I'm kinda rushing around right now...this is why I don't like surprises during my workday :V  Will have to get to it later, maybe during a break.

[Thelacan]

Someone With Mass wrote...

*A knee to Shepard's daddy zone*

Tali: I can't believe that worked.

*Tali rolls Shepard to the side and quickly gets back on her feet* 

Shepard: Ow...what did we say about low blows?

Tali: "Everything goes in war and love"?

Shepard: Not entirely like that, but...

*Shepard is trying to get up, still dazed by the knee blow*

Tali: It's not smart to set rules if you're not willing to follow them.

Shepard: That's true.

*Tali jumps into his arms, he falls to the floor again*

Tali: But this is just a game, right?

Shepard: Well sometimes I'm not so sure about it, you tend to get pretty rough

Tali: Aww, don't cry, little Shepard, Tali will hold you now *giggles*

Shepard: Well you better after that low blow *laughs*

Tali: Come here, you bosh'tet

[Thelacan]

The low blow killed the thread?

[TTTX]

Thelacan wrote...

The low blow killed the thread?

I don't know I was gone when it happened.

[bane tartarus]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*Grunt is in his room, tinkering with his shotgun, when he hears a banging at the door. He gets up and opens it, and finding no one there, shrugs and turns to go back to his work. Something grabs at his foot. Looking down, he sees a broke, bruised, and otherwise throroughly beaten half naked Shepard, crawling on the floor.*

Shepard: Help... me... legs... can't feel... hurts to breathe... everything... hurts...

Grunt: Battlemaster? Is that you? Is the ship under attack? What happened?

Shepard: No... it's...

*footsteps are heard down the hall*

Shepard: No... it's her... help me... you have to help me...!

Grunt: This is pathetic. Who did this to...

*See's Tali walking towards the room*

Grunt: Oh. The quarian. *looks down at Shepard* Kinky.

Tali: There you are Shepard. I told you, we aren't finished yet. Not until I say- Oh. Hello Grunt.

Grunt: Quarian. *blinks at her*

Tali: *grabs Shepard's foot and starts dragging him back to the bedroom* I'll just be taking this.

Grunt. Yeah.

Shepard: Please... no more... she's killing me! Killing me! Grunt... do something!

*Tali takes what's left of Shepard, leaving Grunt alone*

Grunt: Ha! Vakarian is just going to love this.

so tali is actually a insatiable sex machine ???

i aprove + 1000 

[Goat_Shepard]

Excuse me, Rip, we're trying to have a civilized conversation here. You can talk about what you'd love me to do to you on another deck.