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Arcian wrote...

If the quarians are like the Colonials...

And the geth are like the Cylons...

Does that mean Tali is like Cally?

And most importantly, does that mean Shepard will wake up one day and punch her in the face in a fit of confusion? Because that would be kinda bad for Tali. Not that anyone would complain though, since if she's like Cally she must be horribly annoying.

Discuss.

Cyclon toast will rule the world.

[Shazzammer2]

alright folks I'm out. be good ya hear?

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Shazzammer2 wrote...

alright folks I'm out. be good ya hear?

Doubtful. 

[Goat_Shepard]

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

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Goat_Shepard wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

Ahahaha:D

[KnotEngaged]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

Not really the hypothetical situtaion I was looking for...but at least it is on topic.  Do quarians even share enough with human physiology that they have hymens?

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KnotEngaged wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

Not really the hypothetical situtaion I was looking for...but at least it is on topic.  Do quarians even share enough with human physiology that they have hymens?

Well, they kind of look like humans, so I assume so.

[Shazzammer2]

Calculatrice wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

Ahahaha:D

wait wait...before I go...what? I don't understand?! Were you implying Shepard was 'on the rag'?  <_<

[AventuroLegendary]

KnotEngaged wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

this is an epic song for ME2.

You may be the best troll I have ever faced in this forum.  Congratulations sir.

*Facepalm* You sir fail. I was just pointing out how awesomness needs an awesome song. BTW this is a tali thread, not a music thread so we shouldn't post this stuff to begin with. Fail.

[smecky-kitteh]

I doudt it.

[timedrake32]

Arcian wrote...

Let's ask ourselves another question.

Assume that this is canon: At the end of ME2, let's pretend Tali and MShepard get together. For about a month, everything is nice and dandy, then suddenly Tali dies in a freak engine accident. Shepard gets really, really depressed and eventually airlocks himself out of grief - which, of course, allows the Reapers to run amok and destroy the galactic civilisation.

The question is, if you knew romancing Tali would lead to this inescapable scenario that ended in the death of all sentient organic life everywhere, would you still do it?

Discuss.

yes.......

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Arcian wrote...

Let's ask ourselves another question.

Assume that this is canon: At the end of ME2, let's pretend Tali and MShepard get together. For about a month, everything is nice and dandy, then suddenly Tali dies in a freak engine accident. Shepard gets really, really depressed and eventually airlocks himself out of grief - which, of course, allows the Reapers to run amok and destroy the galactic civilisation.

The question is, if you knew romancing Tali would lead to this inescapable scenario that ended in the death of all sentient organic life everywhere, would you still do it?

Discuss.

Would wait and romance Tali after reapers are stopped.

[KnotEngaged]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

Is this situation made better or worse by the fact that Tali probably has blue rather than red blood?

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SU37 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
Well, they kind of look like humans, so I assume so.

How does looking like a human mean that they do?

I don't know, it makes you assume they have similar physical characteristics. And Blue blood? Hmm...