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[AventuroLegendary]

KnotEngaged wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

Is this situation made better or worse by the fact that Tali probably has blue rather than red blood?

Quarian blood is red. play freedom's progress.

[Goat_Shepard]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Perhaps a hypothetical question is in order then?  Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank...

What would Mess Sergeant Gardner say to Shepard after he washed his bed sheets and found a blood stain..you know....a blood stain.....

Gardner: "Now now, Shepard, I'm not meaning to stick my nose in your business, but is this what I"

*Shepard snatches the bed sheets from Gardner* "Give me that!" *Shepard scans the sheets turning them over, then eyes Gardner* "You mention this to anyone and I'll set you on fire, am I clear Mess Sergeant Gardner?"

"Yes, sir, I only wanted to be clear, sir"
"At ease, Mess Sergeant Gardner :bandit:"

Ahahaha:D

wait wait...before I go...what? I don't understand?! Were you implying Shepard was 'on the rag'?  <_<

Oh Shazz lol where's a Quarian facepalm pic when you need it? Basically, have you ever had a Cherry "soda" Pop, Shazz?

Quarians are very much like humans, they use nerve stimulating programs simply to control themselves, right? I imagine they experience everything we do.
And it's not a sick shortfic, it's romantic and funny

I imagine Shepard saved that bloodstained sheet, locking it away as a memento....ok THAT was sick

[Calculatrice]

SU37 wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...
Is this situation made better or worse by the fact that Tali probably has blue rather than red blood?

Quarian's have red blood, in case you didn't notice on Freedom's Progress.

Ah, yes. Prazza was smeared against a crate. Prazza Hummos anyone?

[KnotEngaged]

SU37 wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...
Is this situation made better or worse by the fact that Tali probably has blue rather than red blood?

Quarian's have red blood, in case you didn't notice on Freedom's Progress.

I guess I'm not a true Tali fan since I didn't examine the in-game blood splatter.  <_<

[Calculatrice]

Rakia_Time wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Let's ask ourselves another question.

Assume that this is canon: At the end of ME2, let's pretend Tali and MShepard get together. For about a month, everything is nice and dandy, then suddenly Tali dies in a freak engine accident. Shepard gets really, really depressed and eventually airlocks himself out of grief - which, of course, allows the Reapers to run amok and destroy the galactic civilisation.

The question is, if you knew romancing Tali would lead to this inescapable scenario that ended in the death of all sentient organic life everywhere, would you still do it?

Discuss.

Who gives a **** about all life in the galaxy , let them all die i don't care :devil:

And frankly, no one cares about these questions.

[epoch_]

SU37 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Let's ask ourselves another question.

Assume that this is canon: At the end of ME2, let's pretend Tali and MShepard get together. For about a month, everything is nice and dandy, then suddenly Tali dies in a freak engine accident. Shepard gets really, really depressed and eventually airlocks himself out of grief - which, of course, allows the Reapers to run amok and destroy the galactic civilisation.

The question is, if you knew romancing Tali would lead to this inescapable scenario that ended in the death of all sentient organic life everywhere, would you still do it?

Discuss.

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[Goat_Shepard]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Is this situation made better or worse by the fact that Tali probably has blue rather than red blood?

Quarian blood is red. play freedom's progress.

Quite a lot of it. Was hard to miss, actually

And just so you know my Shepard is a virgin too so it's even more romantic

[timedrake32]

Rakia_Time wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Let's ask ourselves another question.

Assume that this is canon: At the end of ME2, let's pretend Tali and MShepard get together. For about a month, everything is nice and dandy, then suddenly Tali dies in a freak engine accident. Shepard gets really, really depressed and eventually airlocks himself out of grief - which, of course, allows the Reapers to run amok and destroy the galactic civilisation.

The question is, if you knew romancing Tali would lead to this inescapable scenario that ended in the death of all sentient organic life everywhere, would you still do it?

Discuss.

Who gives a **** about all life in the galaxy , let them all die i don't care :devil:

YES! high five*puts hand up*

[Shazzammer2]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Oh Shazz lol where's a Quarian facepalm pic when you need it? Basically, have you ever had a Cherry "soda" Pop, Shazz?

Quarians are very much like humans, they use nerve stimulating programs simply to control themselves, right? I imagine they experience everything we do.
And it's not a sick shortfic, it's romantic and funny

I imagine Shepard saved that bloodstained sheet, locking it away as a memento....ok THAT was sick

ooooh so that what he meant. I thought he was implying Shepard was some sort of woman .

By the way I like Cherry Soda Pop....the kind you buy at the store. Delicious.:happy:

[Calculatrice]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Is this situation made better or worse by the fact that Tali probably has blue rather than red blood?

Quarian blood is red. play freedom's progress.

Quite a lot of it. Was hard to miss, actually

And just so you know my Shepard is a virgin too so it's even more romantic

Who says he was a Virgin at the start of ME1?

[Calculatrice]

Arcian wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Let's ask ourselves another question.

Assume that this is canon: At the end of ME2, let's pretend Tali and MShepard get together. For about a month, everything is nice and dandy, then suddenly Tali dies in a freak engine accident. Shepard gets really, really depressed and eventually airlocks himself out of grief - which, of course, allows the Reapers to run amok and destroy the galactic civilisation.

The question is, if you knew romancing Tali would lead to this inescapable scenario that ended in the death of all sentient organic life everywhere, would you still do it?

Discuss.

timedrake32 wrote...

yes.......

Calculatrice wrote...

Would wait and romance Tali after reapers are stopped.

Yes, but by that time she could have moved on to someone else. Think about that for a moment.

You mean like KAAL'REEGAR?!?!

[AventuroLegendary]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

KnotEngaged wrote...

Is this situation made better or worse by the fact that Tali probably has blue rather than red blood?

Quarian blood is red. play freedom's progress.

Quite a lot of it. Was hard to miss, actually

And just so you know my Shepard is a virgin too so it's even more romantic

the 29-year-old virgin. shepard=29 years old
Body=31

[Goat_Shepard]

Calculatrice wrote...
Who says he was a Virgin at the start of ME1?

****ING ME THAT'S WHO!!

Heh but really, Shepard has no kids, no affiliation with anyone. If my Shepard had no ME1 LI and didn't do the Consort, I'm gunna pretend he hasn't been laid in 29 years lol

[Calculatrice]

Arcian wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

You mean like KAAL'REEGAR?!?!

Possibly.

Told you, guysB) *Waits to be crucified*

[Calculatrice]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
Who says he was a Virgin at the start of ME1?

****ING ME THAT'S WHO!!

Heh but really, Shepard has no kids, no affiliation with anyone. If my Shepard had no ME1 LI and didn't do the Consort, I'm gunna pretend he hasn't been laid in 29 years lol

Hey, I;m just saying: Either he transfers from ship to ship in back ground A (giving him the opportunity to have affairs), Is in a gang in Back ground B (so, you know), or On a colony in C. Pretty small chance he's a Virgin.

[Calculatrice]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

You mean like KAAL'REEG-AGAmmMMphh!!

Was waiting for that:D

[AventuroLegendary]

Asari blood is blue right? when I killed captain enralya (miranda loyalty), I shot her body a couple times but noticed something. Her blood was red. If you're an asari, do your parents matter in what color blood you have?

[KnotEngaged]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
Who says he was a Virgin at the start of ME1?

****ING ME THAT'S WHO!!

Heh but really, Shepard has no kids, no affiliation with anyone. If my Shepard had no ME1 LI and didn't do the Consort, I'm gunna pretend he hasn't been laid in 29 years lol

Why would you do that to your poor Shepard?  Soldiers need some lovin'.