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[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Or had his face thoroughly melted by the intense awesome that was my post.

This.

Good man.

I must say... the thought of spending the evening in a strict embrace with Tali is quite... interesting...

Ahem. I think I'll go take a cold shower... or two...

I cannot even begin to- HHNNNNNGGGGG!!!!

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...

You made me look up "OTP."  I am filled with shame for having felt the need to understand.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

You made me look up "OTP."  I am filled with shame for having felt the need to understand.

I'll fly that flag 'till the day I die.

[Sleepicub09]

according to my cousin I appearantally hate tali because I don't visit this thread much no more.

Modifié par Sleepicub09, 28 juin 2010 - 04:07 .

[mikethor007]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

You made me look up "OTP."  I am filled with shame for having felt the need to understand.

I'll fly that flag 'till the day I die.

THIS.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Or had his face thoroughly melted by the intense awesome that was my post.

This.

Good man.

I must say... the thought of spending the evening in a strict embrace with Tali is quite... interesting...

Ahem. I think I'll go take a cold shower... or two...

I cannot even begin to- HHNNNNNGGGGG!!!!

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

"Get the Crash Cart!"  Zapp! "He's alive!"

*Returns to Reading Thread*

Oh not ag-HHHNNNNGGGG!!!!!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

Tali: Ooohhh... Keelaaah...

Shepard: This is not fair. At all.

[Titanium Man]

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Tali's point of view, you say?

Well, I'm trying to capture her opinions, her reactions to things...things like that.  I want the style to reflect how she would speak.  You do a better job of it than I do, but hell, I'll give it a shot.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...


"Get the Crash Cart!"  Zapp! "He's alive!"

*Returns to Reading Thread*

Oh not ag-HHHNNNNGGGG!!!!!

What's going on?! What did you people do to Red?!

*looks up*

HHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!

[NuclearBuddha]

Titanium Man wrote...
Well, I'm trying to capture her opinions, her reactions to things...things like that.  I want the style to reflect how she would speak.  You do a better job of it than I do, but hell, I'll give it a shot.

Good luck, then.  I'm eager to see the result.

[mikethor007]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

Tali: Ooohhh... Keelaaah...

Shepard: This is not fair. At all.

Unfair, and cruel. Yipe.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

Tali: Ooohhh... Keelaaah...

Shepard: This is not fair. At all.

Tali *running her gloved hands up and down Shepard freely, while his are locked tightly into place behind her back* Sheeepaaaard...

Shepard: I'm glad you're having fun... <_<

Tali: HOLD ME , BOSH'TET!

Shepard:

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

Tali: Ooohhh... Keelaaah...

Shepard: This is not fair. At all.

Tali *running her gloved hands up and down Shepard freely, while his are locked tightly into place behind her back* Sheeepaaaard...

Shepard: I'm glad you're having fun... <_<

Tali: HOLD ME , BOSH'TET!

Shepard:

Must write... But must also be in bunk...

Conflicting input!

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

Tali: Ooohhh... Keelaaah...

Shepard: This is not fair. At all.

Tali can be quite the evil little minx.
Good thing she's on our side or else I'd have to Benedict Arnold all up in this b!tch.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

For an extra level of cruelty, she could leave the nerve stimulator on. Tali gets to let out some sexual tension...

And Shepard is stuck with holding her, unable to do anything about it.

Tali: Ooohhh... Keelaaah...

Shepard: This is not fair. At all.

Tali *running her gloved hands up and down Shepard freely, while his are locked tightly into place behind her back* Sheeepaaaard...

Shepard: I'm glad you're having fun... <_<

Tali: HOLD ME , BOSH'TET!

Shepard:

Must write... But must also be in bunk...

Conflicting input!

Write... in bunk...?

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Must write... But must also be in bunk...

Conflicting input!

Drag computer to bunk or bunk to computer. The power of Tali will help you complete this task.

[MassDestroyer]

...

What is going on

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Tali can be quite the evil little minx.
Good thing she's on our side or else I'd have to Benedict Arnold all up in this b!tch.

Tali: The Reapers are the pinnacle of evolution, Shepard! Join me and we will achieve a perfect union of flesh and steel!

Shepard: Yeah... **** this. I'm with her.

[mikethor007]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Write... in bunk...?

That won't go well.

[RiptideX1090]

mikethor007 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Write... in bunk...?

That won't go well.

Yeah... wouldn't want to short out the keyboard...

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Tali can be quite the evil little minx.
Good thing she's on our side or else I'd have to Benedict Arnold all up in this b!tch.

Tali: The Reapers are the pinnacle of evolution, Shepard! Join me and we will achieve a perfect union of flesh and steel!

Shepard: Yeah... **** this. I'm with her.

CRITICAL MISSION. . . . SUCCESS?

[RedTracer7]

 For anyone who missed it last night:

I tried to "woo" a Quarian.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Yeah... wouldn't want to short out the keyboard...

I don't think. . . at least I'm pretty sure. . . would it?

[MassDestroyer]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Tali can be quite the evil little minx.
Good thing she's on our side or else I'd have to Benedict Arnold all up in this b!tch.

Tali: The Reapers are the pinnacle of evolution, Shepard! Join me and we will achieve a perfect union of flesh and steel!

Shepard: Yeah... **** this. I'm with her.

What the...
...
I have 2 reactions to this
1 If it was real life I would not join TaliI might actualy kill her
2 Video game, why not

[NuclearBuddha]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Yeah... wouldn't want to short out the keyboard...

I don't think. . . at least I'm pretty sure. . . would it?

Getting a keyboard wet can ruin it.

Edit:  I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE I SPILLED SOME SODA, OKAY?

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 28 juin 2010 - 04:23 .