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[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

 For anyone who missed it last night:

I tried to "woo" a Quarian.

'Woo' is an interesting word choice for what that was. . . 

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Tali can be quite the evil little minx.
Good thing she's on our side or else I'd have to Benedict Arnold all up in this b!tch.

Tali: The Reapers are the pinnacle of evolution, Shepard! Join me and we will achieve a perfect union of flesh and steel!

Shepard: Yeah... **** this. I'm with her.

CRITICAL MISSION. . . . SUCCESS?

And this starts to play...

[mikethor007]

RedTracer7 wrote...

 For anyone who missed it last night:

I tried to "woo" a Quarian.

Saw that actually. You got off light.

Modifié par mikethor007, 28 juin 2010 - 04:24 .

[MassDestroyer]

RedTracer7 wrote...

 For anyone who missed it last night:

I tried to "woo" a Quarian.

Yeah epic fail

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 For anyone who missed it last night:

I tried to "woo" a Quarian.

'Woo' is an interesting word choice for what that was. . . 

Well, I find "I tried to commit a class one felony with a Quarian" to be such a mouthful...

[mikethor007]

MassDestroyer wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 For anyone who missed it last night:

I tried to "woo" a Quarian.

Yeah epic fail

This one HAS to be used.

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Yeah... wouldn't want to short out the keyboard...

I don't think. . . at least I'm pretty sure. . . would it?

Getting a keyboard wet can ruin it.

Edit:  I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE I SPILLED SOME SODA, OKAY?

Yes, but with. . .

You know what? Don't really want to think about it.


PS: Nice save.

[RiptideX1090]

MassDestroyer wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 For anyone who missed it last night:

I tried to "woo" a Quarian.

Yeah epic fail

I'm inclined to agree.

Poor Lia...

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Yeah... wouldn't want to short out the keyboard...

I don't think. . . at least I'm pretty sure. . . would it?

Getting a keyboard wet can ruin it.

Edit:  I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE I SPILLED SOME SODA, OKAY?

Damn... Beat me to it.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Yeah... wouldn't want to short out the keyboard...

I don't think. . . at least I'm pretty sure. . . would it?

Getting a keyboard wet can ruin it.

Edit:  I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE I SPILLED SOME SODA, OKAY?

Yes, but with. . .

You know what? Don't really want to think about it.


PS: Nice save.

I laughed out loud.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Well, I find "I tried to commit a class one felony with a Quarian" to be such a mouthful...

True. That's never going to fit on a t-shirt.

[Tairis Deamhan]

Well I've mostly been lurking this even'n, but I'm going to pimp my latest chapter of Razor's Edge in Jones-style before giving in to sleep.

Gnite Mancers!

social.bioware.com/511958/blog/6284/

[RedTracer7]

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Tali can be quite the evil little minx.
Good thing she's on our side or else I'd have to Benedict Arnold all up in this b!tch.

Tali: The Reapers are the pinnacle of evolution, Shepard! Join me and we will achieve a perfect union of flesh and steel!

Shepard: Yeah... **** this. I'm with her.

CRITICAL MISSION. . . . SUCCESS?

And this starts to play...

It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The **** is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well

[cannedcream]

MassDestroyer wrote...

What the...
...
I have 2 reactions to this
1 If it was real life I would not join TaliI might actualy kill her
2 Video game, why not

Destroyer, if Tali tells you to do something, you do it. If she tells you to get her a Dextro-Pepsi, you get her a Dextro-Pepsi. If she asks you to hold her purse, you hold her purse. And if she tells you to destroy all sapient life in the galaxy, then son; you damn well better destroy all sapient life in the galaxy!

[Zarcanada]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

-Totallynotanurseoutfitsnip-
 
Anyone else like the seamless look of this?  Sometimes I think Tali's outfit is too busy.  Too many straps and whatnot.

Blasphemy.

There are never enough straps.

I say this from experience.

Jones.

I think I love you.

*brohug*

No ******.

Indeed, the straps make you work for the worthy prize underneath. 

That is a heavy risk

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I laughed out loud.

If only there were a way to describe what you just said into a short series of letter no less then two and no more than four, so that you could explain in a short amount of time the joy that you feel about what was said. A kind of 'code' if you will, that the reader will immediately understand and knew that you laughed out loud.

But as far as I know, no such thing exists.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

MassDestroyer wrote...

What the...
...
I have 2 reactions to this
1 If it was real life I would not join TaliI might actualy kill her
2 Video game, why not

Destroyer, if Tali tells you to do something, you do it. If she tells you to get her a Dextro-Pepsi, you get her a Dextro-Pepsi. If she asks you to hold her purse, you hold her purse. And if she tells you to destroy all sapient life in the galaxy, then son; you damn well better destroy all sapient life in the galaxy!

Or you'll spend the night tied to her as she pleasures herself with you being unable to do anything but hold her.

Forget Cerberus's method's, that would be torture in and of itself.

In other words.

Don't ****** off quarian.

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I laughed out loud.

If only there were a way to describe what you just said into a short series of letter no less then two and no more than four, so that you could explain in a short amount of time the joy that you feel about what was said. A kind of 'code' if you will, that the reader will immediately understand and knew that you laughed out loud.

But as far as I know, no such thing exists.

Hmm... lets see....

"Laugh Really Loud So Everyone Can Hear You!"
That, once shortened, equals: LRLSECHY.

Well, that seems to wo-Wait!

"less than two and no more than four"

Dammit!  It's an impossible task!

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I laughed out loud.

If only there were a way to describe what you just said into a short series of letter no less then two and no more than four, so that you could explain in a short amount of time the joy that you feel about what was said. A kind of 'code' if you will, that the reader will immediately understand and knew that you laughed out loud.

But as far as I know, no such thing exists.

I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED!

My brain doesn't want to work right...

Leave me alone...

[Homebound]

Hey guys, serious mode here for a second.



If you see someone get sexually assaulted, and you are at the scene as a bystander while this is happening, what are your options?

[Titanium Man]

Well, I'm ghost. See you later, Tali thread. As usual, you've been a real hoot.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

MassDestroyer wrote...

What the...
...
I have 2 reactions to this
1 If it was real life I would not join TaliI might actualy kill her
2 Video game, why not

Destroyer, if Tali tells you to do something, you do it. If she tells you to get her a Dextro-Pepsi, you get her a Dextro-Pepsi. If she asks you to hold her purse, you hold her purse. And if she tells you to destroy all sapient life in the galaxy, then son; you damn well better destroy all sapient life in the galaxy!

Or you'll spend the night tied to her as she pleasures herself with you being unable to do anything but hold her.

Forget Cerberus's method's, that would be torture in and of itself.

In other words.

Don't ****** off quarian.

Reading this, I find my.. ahem... *cough*Romancing*cough* of Lia last night to have been flirting with disaster.

Or flirting with a great success.  I am unsure.

[RiptideX1090]

Just_mike wrote...

Hey guys, serious mode here for a second.

If you see someone get sexually assaulted, and you are at the scene as a bystander while this is happening, what are your options?

Find Crowbar.

Commence beating.

Lethal Force authorization denied.

Hostile extraction of intel authorized. If subject does not cooperate, fifth freedom authorized.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED!

My brain doesn't want to work right...

Leave me alone...

Rip, I've seen you when you're wide awake.
You can't use that excuse.

[Homebound]

-sigh- Well, looks like I need to get my Thane on and think about this. I hate being a dumb bystander..





So whats up Tali thread?