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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
I hope that suit is unhackable...
No I don't.

I imagine it would be somewhat hard to hack an AI engineer's suit, let alone Tali's...
Maybe she'd let her guard down once or twice for Shepard.

This is exaclty why I keep EDI around.

Tali: SHEPARD!

*Runs down hallway, stumbling as she goes*

Tali: Shepard! When I get my claws on you!

*Reaches Captains quarters, finding the door locked.*

Tali: Shepard! Open up! I know you're in there! Dammit Shepard! Turn them off! They're not supposed to be set this high! Dammit... Keelah... Oh... Keeeeeeeellllllaaaaaaaahhhhh....!

Shepard: Yep. So worth it.

Shepard and Tali should share.

[Niceral]

Just_mike wrote...

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/2718607/79#2982549

YYEEESSS!!!

And you all wonder why you guys have such a bad rep.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is exaclty why I keep EDI around.

Tali: SHEPARD!

*Runs down hallway, stumbling as she goes*

Tali: Shepard! When I get my claws on you!

*Reaches Captains quarters, finding the door locked.*

Tali: Shepard! Open up! I know you're in there! Dammit Shepard! Turn them off! They're not supposed to be set this high! Dammit... Keelah... Oh... Keeeeeeeellllllaaaaaaaahhhhh....!

Shepard: Yep. So worth it.

In the words of our friend Jones; "Something about a bunk."

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Add more fetish fuel to the fire...

Nerve Stimulators that can't be removed...

I hope that suit is unhackable...

No I don't.

((Those Stimulators could be a problem...))

A tense firefight has erupted between Shepard's landing party and a Collector Raiding Party.  They are trading barrages until Harbinger takes control of a Collector's body.  His usual tactic of charging ahead does not come to fruition, however, as he begins working on the Collector equivelent of an Omnitool.

Shepard:  I'm going to need more covering fire from you Tali!  Tali?

*Tali is behind a pile of rubble, convulsing as her body is wracked with pleasure.  She it desperately trying to work her omnitool, but her own spasms are preventing her from making any real headway.*

Shepard:  What's going on?!

Tali: *Through Moans*  That.... That bastard just hacked my Nerve Stimulators...

Harbringer: My attacks will tear you apart!

[Homebound]

Tali?

[Homebound]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Add more fetish fuel to the fire...

Nerve Stimulators that can't be removed...

I hope that suit is unhackable...

No I don't.

((Those Stimulators could be a problem...))

A tense firefight has erupted between Shepard's landing party and a Collector Raiding Party.  They are trading barrages until Harbinger takes control of a Collector's body.  His usual tactic of charging ahead does not come to fruition, however, as he begins working on the Collector equivelent of an Omnitool.

Shepard:  I'm going to need more covering fire from you Tali!  Tali?

*Tali is behind a pile of rubble, convulsing as her body is wracked with pleasure.  She it desperately trying to work her omnitool, but her own spasms are preventing her from making any real headway.*

Shepard:  What's going on?!

Tali: *Through Moans*  That.... That bastard just hacked my Nerve Stimulators...

Harbringer: My attacks will tear you apart!

Tali did not get hacked, this is simply one of Chittika's sub-routines.

[cannedcream]

Just_mike wrote...

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/2718607/79#2982549

YYEEESSS!!!

I in no way condone this.


. . .but, yes, I laughed. <_<

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

((Those Stimulators could be a problem...))

A tense firefight has erupted between Shepard's landing party and a Collector Raiding Party.  They are trading barrages until Harbinger takes control of a Collector's body.  His usual tactic of charging ahead does not come to fruition, however, as he begins working on the Collector equivelent of an Omnitool.

Shepard:  I'm going to need more covering fire from you Tali!  Tali?

*Tali is behind a pile of rubble, convulsing as her body is wracked with pleasure.  She it desperately trying to work her omnitool, but her own spasms are preventing her from making any real headway.*

Shepard:  What's going on?!

Tali: *Through Moans*  That.... That bastard just hacked my Nerve Stimulators...

Harbringer: My attacks will tear you apart!

Exactly when did the rating on the Tali thread get jacked up to NC17?

[Homebound]

cannedcream wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/2718607/79#2982549

YYEEESSS!!!

I in no way condone this.


. . .but, yes, I laughed. <_<

Let the fight begin!

[Homebound]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

((Those Stimulators could be a problem...))

A tense firefight has erupted between Shepard's landing party and a Collector Raiding Party.  They are trading barrages until Harbinger takes control of a Collector's body.  His usual tactic of charging ahead does not come to fruition, however, as he begins working on the Collector equivelent of an Omnitool.

Shepard:  I'm going to need more covering fire from you Tali!  Tali?

*Tali is behind a pile of rubble, convulsing as her body is wracked with pleasure.  She it desperately trying to work her omnitool, but her own spasms are preventing her from making any real headway.*

Shepard:  What's going on?!

Tali: *Through Moans*  That.... That bastard just hacked my Nerve Stimulators...

Harbringer: My attacks will tear you apart!

Exactly when did the rating on the Tali thread get jacked up to NC17?

It doesnt discribe WHY Tali is convulsing in pleasure, for all we know, Harbinger uploaded a bunch of youtube cat videos and she is overloaded with cuteness.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is exaclty why I keep EDI around.

Tali: SHEPARD!

*Runs down hallway, stumbling as she goes*

Tali: Shepard! When I get my claws on you!

*Reaches Captains quarters, finding the door locked.*

Tali: Shepard! Open up! I know you're in there! Dammit Shepard! Turn them off! They're not supposed to be set this high! Dammit... Keelah... Oh... Keeeeeeeellllllaaaaaaaahhhhh....!

Shepard: Yep. So worth it.

In the words of our friend Jones; "Something about a bunk."

Tali: Shepard... it's been four hours... I can't feel my legs... please...

*Shepard stops his hack and opens the door. Tali leaps onto him, tackling him to the ground*

Tali: HA! I can't believe you actually fell for that! You should know quarians have more stamina than humans, bosh'tet!

Shepard: *gulp* Uh... look... Tali... it was just a joke... you know...? You kind of owed me for Omega 4... I mean... I couldn't walk right for a week... even.

*Tali looks down at Shepard for a moment, contemplating.*

Tali: Okay. We're even.

Shepard: *whew*

Tali: Unfortunately... now I'm thoroughly turned on... thanks to you...

Shepard: Uh oh...

*Tali tosses him onto the bed, then leaps onto him like a predator*

Tali: Get busy, bosh'tet, or I'll show you just how long quarians can really last...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

[Homebound]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

This is exaclty why I keep EDI around.

Tali: SHEPARD!

*Runs down hallway, stumbling as she goes*

Tali: Shepard! When I get my claws on you!

*Reaches Captains quarters, finding the door locked.*

Tali: Shepard! Open up! I know you're in there! Dammit Shepard! Turn them off! They're not supposed to be set this high! Dammit... Keelah... Oh... Keeeeeeeellllllaaaaaaaahhhhh....!

Shepard: Yep. So worth it.

In the words of our friend Jones; "Something about a bunk."

Tali: Shepard... it's been four hours... I can't feel my legs... please...

*Shepard stops his hack and opens the door. Tali leaps onto him, tackling him to the ground*

Tali: HA! I can't believe you actually fell for that! You should know quarians have more stamina than humans, bosh'tet!

Shepard: *gulp* Uh... look... Tali... it was just a joke... you know...? You kind of owed me for Omega 4... I mean... I couldn't walk right for a week... even.

*Tali looks down at Shepard for a moment, contemplating.*

Tali: Okay. We're even.

Shepard: *whew*

Tali: Unfortunately... now I'm thoroughly turned on... thanks to you...

Shepard: Uh oh...

*Tali tosses him onto the bed, then leaps onto him like a predator*

Tali: Get busy, bosh'tet, or I'll show you just how long quarians can really last...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Except for Shepard, who needs a pelvis cast for 7 months.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...
Exactly when did the rating on the Tali thread get jacked up to NC17?

This is PG 13 at best.

[Homebound]

If only....

[RiptideX1090]

Just_mike wrote...

If only....

Heh... it's funny...

I've been giving my 4 year old cousin piggyback rids all week...

I feel a great disturbance in the d'awwwww....

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

EDI: Chief Engineer Zorah gave specific instruction that I should not interfere. I am inclined to side with her on this matter.

[Homebound]

I should go.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

EDI: Chief Engineer Zorah gave specific instruction that I should not interfere. I am inclined to side with her on this matter. I'm afraid she might blow up my drive core should I fail to comply.

Fixed.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tali: Shepard... it's been four hours... I can't feel my legs... please...

*Shepard stops his hack and opens the door. Tali leaps onto him, tackling him to the ground*

Tali: HA! I can't believe you actually fell for that! You should know quarians have more stamina than humans, bosh'tet!

Shepard: *gulp* Uh... look... Tali... it was just a joke... you know...? You kind of owed me for Omega 4... I mean... I couldn't walk right for a week... even.

*Tali looks down at Shepard for a moment, contemplating.*

Tali: Okay. We're even.

Shepard: *whew*

Tali: Unfortunately... now I'm thoroughly turned on... thanks to you...

Shepard: Uh oh...

*Tali tosses him onto the bed, then leaps onto him like a predator*

Tali: Get busy, bosh'tet, or I'll show you just how long quarians can really last...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

*walks out of bunk*

*reads*

Sigh. . .

*walks back into bunk*

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

EDI: Chief Engineer Zorah gave specific instruction that I should not interfere. I am inclined to side with her on this matter. I'm afraid she might blow up my drive core should I fail to comply.

Fixed.

That implies Tali is literally willing to blow up the Normandy to be on top.

...

Holy ****.

[Mozer121]

I'd be a horny son of a **** too if I spent 24 years without being able to AT LEAST masturbate...