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[Niceral]

Wild fantasies seem to be a recurring theme in this thread. Your over-abundance of d'aww is also concerning. You never do anything else but comply to d'aww?

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

EDI: Chief Engineer Zorah gave specific instruction that I should not interfere. I am inclined to side with her on this matter. I'm afraid she might blow up my drive core should I fail to comply.

Fixed.

And... so now she restrains him to her suit?

[Niceral]

Mozer121 wrote...

I'd be a horny son of a **** too if I spent 24 years without being able to AT LEAST masturbate...

That was actually funny.

[Lividity Jones]

Mozer121 wrote...

I'd be a horny son of a **** too if I spent 24 years without being able to AT LEAST masturbate...

Congratulations, you have my favorite post of the night.

[cannedcream]

Just_mike wrote...

If only....

*snip*

And saved.

[cannedcream]

Mozer121 wrote...

I'd be a horny son of a **** too if I spent 24 years without being able to AT LEAST masturbate...

Oh, Mozer. You say the darnedest things.

[RedTracer7]

Mozer121 wrote...

I'd be a horny son of a **** too if I spent 24 years without being able to AT LEAST masturbate...

This is so much better when combined with your profile pic.

The Big Deal! 

[Mozer121]

cannedcream wrote...

Mozer121 wrote...

I'd be a horny son of a **** too if I spent 24 years without being able to AT LEAST masturbate...

Oh, Mozer. You say the darnedest things.

I like to interject on the..."Interesting" topics...

[Homebound]

I should get going.

[Azint]

Is it too late to intervene?

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Is it too late to intervene?

Buddha was waiting for you to show.

I think he wanted to throw up some CotEM.

[Mozer121]

Just_mike wrote...

I should get going.

I'm crying:O


Welcome Azint. Pull up a chair...and maybe some tissue paper...

[Azint]

Shame. I am here to actually announce that I would have been gone for a few days.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tali: Shepard... it's been four hours... I can't feel my legs... please...

*Shepard stops his hack and opens the door. Tali leaps onto him, tackling him to the ground*

Tali: HA! I can't believe you actually fell for that! You should know quarians have more stamina than humans, bosh'tet!

Shepard: *gulp* Uh... look... Tali... it was just a joke... you know...? You kind of owed me for Omega 4... I mean... I couldn't walk right for a week... even.

*Tali looks down at Shepard for a moment, contemplating.*

Tali: Okay. We're even.

Shepard: *whew*

Tali: Unfortunately... now I'm thoroughly turned on... thanks to you...

Shepard: Uh oh...

*Tali tosses him onto the bed, then leaps onto him like a predator*

Tali: Get busy, bosh'tet, or I'll show you just how long quarians can really last...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

*walks out of bunk*

*reads*

Sigh. . .

*walks back into bunk*

Shepard: Tali... I'm not sure about this... I mean... I'm as open minded as the next guy... but...

Tali: Shut up bosh'tet. You just left me outside your door for the past FOUR HOURS. Don't start with me.

Shepard: Yes ma'am...

Tali: There... that should do it... *Tali puts the finishing touches on her handiwork. Shepard's arms are wrapped around her torso, secured ot her buckles, holding him tight to her form in an embrace. His legs are similarly wrapped around hers, his body strictly tied to her own, his arms and legs helpless, while hers are not.*

Shepard: Tali...

*quarian death glare. Shepard is silent*

Tali: Better. Now... since you seem to think it's fun to watch me use my nerve stimulators... you can keep me company while I use them... all night...

Shepard: But how will I...

Tali: *glare* You won't.

Shepard: You're just cruel...

Tali: *snuggles into Shepard, moaning pleasurably, taunting him with the closeness of her body, but his inability to actually share it*

EDI: It's going to be a long night.

Shepard: I hate you so much right now. <_<

[cannedcream]

Well, I think I'll try and get some sleep now.



I'm not quite sure how to say 'goodbye' tonight, though, so I called in an old friend to help me.



Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.





Keelah se'lai!

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

Shame. I am here to actually announce that I would have been gone for a few days.

Awww...

No AOD I take it then? Mind if we ask where you're going?

[Azint]

So this is what goes on with the Night Crew in my abscence. Two nights in a row, already.

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: EDI... Help...

EDI: Chief Engineer Zorah gave specific instruction that I should not interfere. I am inclined to side with her on this matter. I'm afraid she might blow up my drive core should I fail to comply.

Fixed.

And... so now she restrains him to her suit?

Lol. You called that one.

Ten awesome points for you.

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

Well, I think I'll try and get some sleep now.

I'm not quite sure how to say 'goodbye' tonight, though, so I called in an old friend to help me.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.


Keelah se'lai!

You must have watched the Family Guy on tonight?

Because it was that episode.

Ha! 

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

So this is what goes on with the Night Crew in my abscence. Two nights in a row, already.

It's our happy place.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.


Keelah se'lai!

I hate that man.

Goodnight, canned.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lol. You called that one.

Ten awesome points for you.

And that is perhaps the best series of shortfics... ever.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Awww...

No AOD I take it then? Mind if we ask where you're going?

I will be gone for tomorrow and likely the day after. I am actually posting away from home.

And I am going on a trip.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

Shame. I am here to actually announce that I would have been gone for a few days.

That's a damn shame, Azint. The thread is always more fun (and snarky) when you're around.