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[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: Tali... I'm not sure about this... I mean... I'm as open minded as the next guy... but...

Tali: Shut up bosh'tet. You just left me outside your door for the past FOUR HOURS. Don't start with me.

Shepard: Yes ma'am...

Tali: There... that should do it... *Tali puts the finishing touches on her handiwork. Shepard's arms are wrapped around her torso, secured ot her buckles, holding him tight to her form in an embrace. His legs are similarly wrapped around hers, his body strictly tied to her own, his arms and legs helpless, while hers are not.*

Shepard: Tali...

*quarian death glare. Shepard is silent*

Tali: Better. Now... since you seem to think it's fun to watch me use my nerve stimulators... you can keep me company while I use them... all night...

Shepard: But how will I...

Tali: *glare* You won't.

Shepard: You're just cruel...

Tali: *snuggles into Shepard, moaning pleasurably, taunting him with the closeness of her body, but his inability to actually share it*

EDI: It's going to be a long night.

Shepard: I hate you so much right now. <_<

HA! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

So this is what goes on with the Night Crew in my abscence. Two nights in a row, already.

What can I say? I'm willing to go there.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Awww...

No AOD I take it then? Mind if we ask where you're going?

I will be gone for tomorrow and likely the day after. I am actually posting away from home.

And I am going on a trip.

Well... That's unfortunate.

One last biting remark for the road then?

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Awww...

No AOD I take it then? Mind if we ask where you're going?

I will be gone for tomorrow and likely the day after. I am actually posting away from home.

And I am going on a trip.

Safe Travels.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

You must have watched the Family Guy on tonight?

Because it was that episode.

Ha! 

Indeed.

Azint wrote...

I hate that man.

Goodnight, canned.

Hello and goodbye, Azint.
See you in a few days. Hope you enjoy your trip.

[RedTracer7]

 I shall also be taking my leave.

Just don't bury me....

Night, y'all!

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: Tali... I'm not sure about this... I mean... I'm as open minded as the next guy... but...

Tali: Shut up bosh'tet. You just left me outside your door for the past FOUR HOURS. Don't start with me.

Shepard: Yes ma'am...

Tali: There... that should do it... *Tali puts the finishing touches on her handiwork. Shepard's arms are wrapped around her torso, secured ot her buckles, holding him tight to her form in an embrace. His legs are similarly wrapped around hers, his body strictly tied to her own, his arms and legs helpless, while hers are not.*

Shepard: Tali...

*quarian death glare. Shepard is silent*

Tali: Better. Now... since you seem to think it's fun to watch me use my nerve stimulators... you can keep me company while I use them... all night...

Shepard: But how will I...

Tali: *glare* You won't.

Shepard: You're just cruel...

Tali: *snuggles into Shepard, moaning pleasurably, taunting him with the closeness of her body, but his inability to actually share it*

EDI: It's going to be a long night.

Shepard: I hate you so much right now. <_<

HA! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

*two hours later. Tali is snuggling and rubbing against Shepard, rubbing her arms and legs over him, refusing to share in her ectasy*

Shepard: Tali... please... I can't take it anymore... this is torture.

Tali: Sorry Shepard. You have two more hours to go. Then we'll be even.

EDI: Readings show the Commander's fatigue is reaching critical levels. Recommend mission abort, Tali'Zorah.

Tali: Not a chance in hell. <_<

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*two hours later. Tali is snuggling and rubbing against Shepard, rubbing her arms and legs over him, refusing to share in her ectasy*

Shepard: Tali... please... I can't take it anymore... this is torture.

Tali: Sorry Shepard. You have two more hours to go. Then we'll be even.

EDI: Readings show the Commander's fatigue is reaching critical levels. Recommend mission abort, Tali'Zorah.

Tali: Not a chance in hell. <_<

Haha!

"Recommend mission abort"!

Brilliant!

[Azint]

Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine. Take me, Commander. Take me right now.

Shepard: Wha- already? 

Daro'Xen: I understand that you have been interested in me for quite some time. I had assumed you would want to take any oppurtunity you can. To explain why I have already prepared myself...

Shepard: 



Because I can... and it will be a long time until I post anything remotely perverse.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Well... That's unfortunate.

One last biting remark for the road then?

I wanted to go out with a bang.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine. Take me, Commander. Take me right now.

Shepard: Wha- already? 

Daro'Xen: I understand that you have been interested in me for quite some time. I had assumed you would want to take any oppurtunity you can. To explain why I have already prepared myself...

Shepard: 



Because I can... and it will be a long time until I post anything remotely perverse.

Yeah...

...

This should be the epilogue.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine. Take me, Commander. Take me right now.

Shepard: Wha- already? 

Daro'Xen: I understand that you have been interested in me for quite some time. I had assumed you would want to take any oppurtunity you can. To explain why I have already prepared myself...

Shepard: 



Because I can... and it will be a long time until I post anything remotely perverse.

Ha. Nice.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine. Take me, Commander. Take me right now.

Shepard: Wha- already? 

Daro'Xen: I understand that you have been interested in me for quite some time. I had assumed you would want to take any oppurtunity you can. To explain why I have already prepared myself...

Shepard: 



Because I can... and it will be a long time until I post anything remotely perverse.

Yeah...

...

This should be the epilogue.

It's missing something...

Let me see...

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Yeah...

...

This should be the epilogue.

It's missing something...

Let me see...

I was joking... But okay!

Have at it!

[Mozer121]

Azint wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine. Take me, Commander. Take me right now.

Shepard: Wha- already? 

Daro'Xen: I understand that you have been interested in me for quite some time. I had assumed you would want to take any oppurtunity you can. To explain why I have already prepared myself...

Shepard: 



Because I can... and it will be a long time until I post anything remotely perverse.

That is going to be some very...angry...sex...

[Azint]

I'll be seeing you all in a few days.

Ahem, "Keelah Se'Lai."

Now how often do I actually ever use that phrase, hmm?

[RiptideX1090]

Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine.

Shepard: Now?

Daro'Xen: NOW.

*pushes Shepard onto the floor*

Shepard: Uhhh... what am I supposed to do down here...?

Daro'Xen: You can start by licking my boots.

Shepard: I'm not sure that's sanitar-

Daro'Xen: *Quarian Death Glare*

Shepard: Why is it always me...

Daro'Xen: Now... where' that Quarian Slave Girl I bought from that Broker the other day...?

Legion: Will will exfiltrate Shepard-Commander's living quarters now...

Daro'Xen: Not yet! I'm going to need you for this next part.

Legion: We are afraid, Shepard-Commander.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

I'll be seeing you all in a few days.

Ahem, "Keelah Se'Lai."

Now how often do I actually ever use that phrase, hmm?

Safe travels, Azint.

Enjoy it.

Keelah Se'lai.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

I'll be seeing you all in a few days.

Ahem, "Keelah Se'Lai."

Now how often do I actually ever use that phrase, hmm?

You never use it.

Keelah Se'lai Azint. Safe Travels.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine.

Shepard: Now?

Daro'Xen: NOW.

*pushes Shepard onto the floor*

Shepard: Uhhh... what am I supposed to do down here...?

Daro'Xen: You can start by licking my boots.

Shepard: I'm not sure that's sanitar-

Daro'Xen: *Quarian Death Glare*

Shepard: Why is it always me...

Daro'Xen: Now... where' that Quarian Slave Girl I bought from that Broker the other day...?

Legion: Will will exfiltrate Shepard-Commander's living quarters now...

Daro'Xen: Not yet! I'm going to need you for this next part.

Legion: We are afraid, Shepard-Commander.

OHGODI'LLBEINMYBUNK!

[RiptideX1090]

Dominatrix Xen = KINKY

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Dominatrix Xen = KINKY

I don't think that word covers it.

She goes beyond kinky.

We need a new word for... that.

Also, this...

Slave Girl Quarian: I... Thank you for buying me... But it's strange being back on the Flotilla. I didn't have the chance to complete my Pilgrimage.

Daro'Xen: The Pilgrimage is a journey of self-discovery, my dear. I'm certain that you'll... discover quite a few things about yourself as my... assistant.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 28 juin 2010 - 08:32 .

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Legion: Shepard-Commander, we urge you to reconsider this arrangement.

Shepard: Legion, I need you to go through with this. It's vital to complete certain goals.

Legion: We have failed in comprehension  of what this-

Shepard: Legion, enough.

Daro'Xen: A wise decision, Commander Shepard. Now that you have upheld your end of the bargain, I shall uphold mine.

Shepard: Now?

Daro'Xen: NOW.

*pushes Shepard onto the floor*

Shepard: Uhhh... what am I supposed to do down here...?

Daro'Xen: You can start by licking my boots.

Shepard: I'm not sure that's sanitar-

Daro'Xen: *Quarian Death Glare*

Shepard: Why is it always me...

Daro'Xen: Now... where' that Quarian Slave Girl I bought from that Broker the other day...?

Legion: Will will exfiltrate Shepard-Commander's living quarters now...

Daro'Xen: Not yet! I'm going to need you for this next part.

Legion: We are afraid, Shepard-Commander.

I like this. I want to see this happen.

And a final one for the road, for all of you; Let it be known what activities happen on this thread; misery, perverse lust, compromise of pride and fortitiude, heavy handed snark, banter of both wit and ignorance, borderline idiocy and lunacy, flamebating, and greetings and goodbyes. Truly this thread has become a stagnant source of entertainment. Jackassery started right from the beginning, I am simply here to try and make them as lulzworthy as possible.

Goodnight.

Modifié par Azint, 28 juin 2010 - 08:34 .

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

And a final one for the road, for all of you; Let it be known that what activities happen on this thread, misery, perverse lust, compromise of pride and fortitiude, heavy handed snark, banter of both wit and ignorance, borderline idiocy and lunacy, flamebating, and greetings and goodbyes, Truly this thread has become a stagnant source of entertainment. Jackassery started right from the beginning, I am simply here to try and make them as lulzworthy as possible.

Goodnight.

Awww...

We love you too.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 28 juin 2010 - 08:34 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Dominatrix Xen = KINKY

I don't think that word covers it.

She goes beyond kinky.

We need a new word for... that.

Also, this...

Slave Girl Quarian: I... Thank you for buying me... But it's strange being back on the Flotilla. I didn't have the chance to complete my Pilgrimage.

Daro'Xen: The Pilgrimage is a journey of self-discovery, my dear. I'm certain that you'll... discover quite a few things about yourself as my... assistant.

*Two hours later*

Slave Girl Quarian: Th-that was amazing, Admiral... I didn't think it was possible to do that with eletrical tape and fusion cells...

Daro'Xen: It's all about finding the best way to apply technology to biology. Once you do that, one can accomplish anything.

Slave Girl Quarian: So... what happens now Admiral...?

Daro'Xen: Your contract still has a good two years on it.

Slave Girl Quarian: Y-you mean... I can stay here... with you? Wow... an admiral... I... I don't know what to say...

Daro'Xen: You can start with a simple "Thank You, Mistress Xen."

*Muffled talking is heard at the foot of the bed*

Daro'Xen: Quiet you! I didn't say you could stop.

Shepard:  ...

Alright. That's enough out of me.