RiptideX1090 wrote...
You don't know what Pulp Fiction is... do you?
Is it a Royale with cheese?
RiptideX1090 wrote...
You don't know what Pulp Fiction is... do you?
Someone With Mass wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
You don't know what Pulp Fiction is... do you?
Is it a Royale with cheese?
Someone With Mass wrote...
Is it a Royale with cheese?
Modifié par Lividity Jones, 29 juin 2010 - 10:08 .
when I read my farvirt book I was around 8 when I first read it "Wolfdog" the titel was. it was not happy book to read.Lividity Jones wrote...
Thank you for the vocal support.
It really is appreciated.
Still... Fair warning. It will not be pretty.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Excuse me.
I have a funeral to attend, as I just died inside.
Someone With Mass wrote...
Zed is dead, baby. Zed is dead.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Interesting...RiptideX1090 wrote...
But that's what makes it fun!
Insubordinates need to be disciplined when they don't follow orders.
Use teh Googlez.Titanium Man wrote...
Any way to search your own posts in this thread by a keyword? Want to fetch the minifics I wrote and put them up where you guys can access them.
Runescapeguy9 wrote...
Interesting...RiptideX1090 wrote...
But that's what makes it fun!
Insubordinates need to be disciplined when they don't follow orders.
you guys are hyping up the darkness too much if you keep it up it may not have the impact you think it will.Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
For now...
I'm worried about later. I KNOW it's going to get ripped to shreds at some point...
Yeah...
We aren't going to very popular by the time this is over.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Runescapeguy9 wrote...
Interesting...RiptideX1090 wrote...
But that's what makes it fun!
Insubordinates need to be disciplined when they don't follow orders.
And since quarians have spent so much time on ships... they've developed quite an interesting punishment system... I'm sure.
Shepard is about to get educated. Crash course.
TTTX wrote...
when I read my farvirt book I was around 8 when I first read it "Wolfdog" the titel was. it was not happy book to read.Lividity Jones wrote...
Thank you for the vocal support.
It really is appreciated.
Still... Fair warning. It will not be pretty.
I have also seen Jurassik park when I was around 5.
so I'm not corcerned with if this is going to be pretty or not.
I say do your best or worst.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
I like this tired, overworked Riptide. He understands.RiptideX1090 wrote...
And since quarians have spent so much time on ships... they've developed quite an interesting punishment system... I'm sure.
Shepard is about to get educated. Crash course.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
But that's what makes it fun!
Insubordinates need to be disciplined when they don't follow orders.
nickFury wrote...
you guys are hyping up the darkness too much if you keep it up it may not have the impact you think it will.Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
For now...
I'm worried about later. I KNOW it's going to get ripped to shreds at some point...
Yeah...
We aren't going to very popular by the time this is over.
Runescapeguy9 wrote...
I like this tired, overworked Riptide. He understands.RiptideX1090 wrote...
And since quarians have spent so much time on ships... they've developed quite an interesting punishment system... I'm sure.
Shepard is about to get educated. Crash course.
Thundertactics wrote...
Use teh Googlez.Titanium Man wrote...
Any way to search your own posts in this thread by a keyword? Want to fetch the minifics I wrote and put them up where you guys can access them.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Oh you.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Not as tired and overworked as Shepard's going to be by the end of "disciplinary action" night with Tali.
Tali: So...I've been thinking about what you said about those relationship guides, and...I like the way it is. But if you want to try something new, I...I won't stop you. Well, I will stop you one way or another, but you know what I mean.
Shepard: Tali...what I want is right in fron of me.
Tali: Thank you Shepard. That means a lot to me.
Shepard: But... if you're curious... I keep an open mind.
Tali: But I must warn you though...
Shepard: Why? What do you mean?
Tali: *wringing her hands together nervously* well we quarians can be... I mean, quarians will always be on top and... we have a great endurance...
Shepard: Well I don't think that will be a prob-
Tali: You don't understand. I... I saw this one human vid... *blushes and turns her head away* and in it... the male lasted only 30 minutes.
Shepard: *gulps silently* O-only?
Tali: That's not a problem... is it? *shuffles feet dejectedly*
Shepard: No... it's just...
Tali: It's just... well... the more time we spend together... the more time I'll be able to spend out of my suit... eventually... we'll be able to be together for several days...
Shepard: *going pale* Several days... with you on top...?
Tali: It's just... we don't get out of our suits often... and quarians have... moods... some earth species are similar...
Shepard: You mean...
Tali: Yeah... during what you might call "heat", quarians can go at it for hours without rest...
Shepard: ...
Tali: Shepard... you okay...?
Shepard: That sounds... amazing... /images/forum/emoticons/cool.png
Tali: Really?!
Shepard: Yes Tali. I don't think any other woman could do those same things to me, you are special
Tali: *purrs quietly and removes the visor covering her face, revealing beautiful face with a broad grin*
Shepard: You are so beau- *gets interrupted as Tali grabs him and throws him on the bed*
Tali: Oh Shepard? I'm on the "heat". Right. Now. *smiles deviously and pounces on him. Hard.*
*twelve hours later*
Shepard: Tali... can't feel... legs... think we should stop...
Tali: Bosh'tet! Quit your whining, I'M the one doing all the work! Now shut up and make me feel good!
Shepard: Help...
*after a few days*
Shepard: Ow. Ow. Ow. Tali I can feel your teeth now!
Tali: So did you lie to me, you bosh'tet *grins*
Shepard: NO! I wasn't, I... *gaspes for air* I need some time to recover, Tali...
Tali: Already? But we haven't even tried any other positions *looks at him with puppy eyes*
Shepard: Aw, damnit... you know I can't resist that look... Okay, maybe the Cerberus will rebuild me again *sighs in defeat*
Tali: So... I've always wanted to try this one thing... *whispers into Shepard's ear.*
Shepard: What? No! Tali... I don't know... that sounds... painful... I think I already went into shock a day or two ago...
Tali: I wasn't asking...
Shepard: Next time... I'm reading the instruction manuals before trying interspecies dating...
Tali: Quiet you!
-elsewhere-
Garrus: Poor Shepard... they've been at it for a week... If he dies... I want his rifle.
Grunt: So... is the quarian Shepard's Battlemaster, or what?
Garrus: That's one way of putting it. *Garrus and Grunt look up as they hear violent thumping on the cieling*
Grunt. I want one of those.
Mordin: I see. Or hear. Didn't read the Quarian Relationship Guide. Hm, may be problematic for future research. Luckily placed surveillance bugs in Shepards quarters for possible cross-reference.
Garrus: Quarian relatio- You did what?!
-captain's quarters-
Tali: *exhales slowly* I think I could use a little break now *cuddles next to Shepard and purrs silently*
Shepard: Oh, lucky me... I think... I think my legs are broken...
Tali: Shush, I need to rest now....
Shepard *whimper*
Tali: Shepard... it's been four hours... I can't feel my legs... please...
*Shepard stops his hack and opens the door. Tali leaps onto him, tackling him to the ground*
Tali: HA! I can't believe you actually fell for that! You should know quarians have more stamina than humans, bosh'tet!
Shepard: *gulp* Uh... look... Tali... it was just a joke... you know...? You kind of owed me for Omega 4... I mean... I couldn't walk right for a week... even.
*Tali looks down at Shepard for a moment, contemplating.*
Tali: Okay. We're even.
Shepard: *whew*
Tali: Unfortunately... now I'm thoroughly turned on... thanks to you...
Shepard: Uh oh...
*Tali tosses him onto the bed, then leaps onto him like a predator*
Tali: Get busy, bosh'tet, or I'll show you just how long quarians can really last...
Shepard: EDI... Help...
of course how can it be, we know she has to survive, so it cant be qite drifting bad. She could get close to someone and something equally as bad happens in front of her or something along those lines I suppose.RiptideX1090 wrote...
nickFury wrote...
you guys are hyping up the darkness too much if you keep it up it may not have the impact you think it will.Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
For now...
I'm worried about later. I KNOW it's going to get ripped to shreds at some point...
Yeah...
We aren't going to very popular by the time this is over.
We just want to be prepared, and for others to be as well. That's all.
nickFury wrote...
of course how can it be, we know she has to survive, so it cant be qite drifting bad. She could get close to someone and something equally as bad happens in front of her or something along those lines I suppose.RiptideX1090 wrote...
nickFury wrote...
you guys are hyping up the darkness too much if you keep it up it may not have the impact you think it will.Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
For now...
I'm worried about later. I KNOW it's going to get ripped to shreds at some point...
Yeah...
We aren't going to very popular by the time this is over.
We just want to be prepared, and for others to be as well. That's all.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Along with the facebook, Twitter, etc.Cra5y Pineapple wrote...
Well, Tali has formspring XD
Who else agrees with me that this should be put up on the main page?
Ouch, this may end up being the truth, the only reason Drifting had such an impact on me was because it was so unexpected, with a proper build-up in-story. By now, I've imagined every conceivable horror Daro could endure while still ending up becoming a living, breathing, and intelligent admiral. The onl thing that could put me off are some damn good OCs. Regardless, you're writing a high-grade fanfic on my #2 favorite ME character, so I love it. (Also,writing all this on my cellphone makes my thumb hurtnickFury wrote...
you guys are hyping up the darkness too much if you keep it up it may not have the impact you think it will.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
RiptideX1090 wrote...
I do believe that one was part of a much larger series though. Did you save all of them?
I did.I wouldn't mind hacking into that suit.
Lol...
*Tali is clicking away at her console in Engineering, alone. Suddenly, with a yelp, she jumps into the air.*
Tali: What the!?
*Tali checks her waist line for a faulty wire in her suit, finding none, she turns to go back to work, suddenly she jumps again, this time falling back onto the floor, flailing around as her body convulses with pleasure. Working desperately on her omni tool between panting, Tali runs a self diagnostic on her suit, trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with it*
-elsewhere-
EDI: Shepard, The Reaper Black Box Viruses' were not designed to be used in this manner.
Shepard: Yeah, yeah, quiet down EDI. *stares at monitor showing engineering*
EDI: I don't think the Illusive Man had hacking into Chief Zorah's nerve stimulators in mind when designing the Normandy's cyberwarfare suites.
Shepard: The Illusive Man never got pounced by a quarian who proceeded to shatter his pelvis over the course of several hours...
EDI: You know she's going to get you back for this, right?
Shepard: It'll be so worth it.