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[Kira Shepard]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

On a side note I was playing through insanity a little bit ago and got to horizon. (F*CKING HUSKS!) Died about fifteen times and was about to call it quits for a while when Indestructable starts playing on my ipod.
by the end of that song the praetorian was dissolving into dust.
Who says music has no power.

With Sentinel or Solider, Horizon is a walk in the park.

I'm playing infiltrator.

[SpatFieya]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
Tupari Machine in Normandy's mess hall in ME3.

I could roll with this.

Gardner: Shepard, I've been meaning to talk to you.
Shepard: What's up, Gardner?
Gardner: That damn Tu-whatcha call it machine over there *points* is giving me the creeps.
Shepard: *looks at machine* ...And why's that?
Gardner: Well, at first it was just plain annoying with it's advertising. I had Tali and Donnelly take out it's speaker box thingy the other day.
Shepard: ...So, what's the problem then?
Gardner: This morning when I walked by it to get to my station, it said "It puts the Tupari in it's orifice"... 

[Someone With Mass]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari....Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard!?

I like you, Tupari Machine. I'll make sure I come back to get you when the Citadel is in ruins.

Oooh, a Tupari machine! That made my day. Legion! Come here and help me with this thing! We're taking this one back to the shuttle before we go any further.

[Zarcanada]

Buddha whats with ME2 Tali caption?

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari....Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard!?

I like you, Tupari Machine. I'll make sure I come back to get you when the Citadel is in ruins.

Oooh, a Tupari machine! That made my day. Legion! Come here and help me with this thing! We're taking this one back to the shuttle before we go any further.

Instead of a Beer Keg Shuffle, you'll be doing the Tupari Machine Shuffle.

[Lividity Jones]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari....Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard!?

I like you, Tupari Machine. I'll make sure I come back to get you when the Citadel is in ruins.

*The Citadel is under attack. Shepard and Tali are helping evacuate civilians from the horde of indoctrinated soldiers. Shepard stops, turning to Tali.*

Shepard: Wait here, there's something I forgot.

Tali: What? Shepard!

*Tali chases after him, to find her lover hauling a Tupai Machine.*

Tali: The Tupari Machine?!

Shepard: Get Grunt to help!

[Zarcanada]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari....Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard!?

I like you, Tupari Machine. I'll make sure I come back to get you when the Citadel is in ruins.

*The Citadel is under attack. Shepard and Tali are helping evacuate civilians from the horde of indoctrinated soldiers. Shepard stops, turning to Tali.*

Shepard: Wait here, there's something I forgot.

Tali: What? Shepard!

*Tali chases after him, to find her lover hauling a Tupai Machine.*

Tali: The Tupari Machine?!

Shepard: Get Grunt to help!

OMG win by Shep......o how he loves the Tupai Machine

[Kikaimegami]

[Lividity Jones]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
*The Citadel is under attack. Shepard and Tali are helping evacuate civilians from the horde of indoctrinated soldiers. Shepard stops, turning to Tali.*

Shepard: Wait here, there's something I forgot.

Tali: What? Shepard!

*Tali chases after him, to find her lover hauling a Tupai Machine.*

Tali: The Tupari Machine?!

Shepard: Get Grunt to help!

Damn straight.

Grunt: You took me away from the battle to carry a Tupari Machine?

Shepard: Just shut up and help me!

Tali: Shepard... We're going to have a talk when we get back to the Normandy.

Shepard: But... It's so good!

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari....Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard!?

I like you, Tupari Machine. I'll make sure I come back to get you when the Citadel is in ruins.

*The Citadel is under attack. Shepard and Tali are helping evacuate civilians from the horde of indoctrinated soldiers. Shepard stops, turning to Tali.*

Shepard: Wait here, there's something I forgot.

Tali: What? Shepard!

*Tali chases after him, to find her lover hauling a Tupai Machine.*

Tali: The Tupari Machine?!

Shepard: Get Grunt to help!

Tali: But...why?

Shepard: Haven't you heard? It's only one credit per bottle, and everyone drinks it!

Tali: Did the machine tell you that?

Shepard: Yes, but that's beside the point.

Tali: Okay, but if this thing gives me something else than dextro, I'm going to take it apart piece by piece and put it in the trash compactor.

Shepard: Don't say that! *Whispers*  It can hear you...

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 30 juin 2010 - 05:46 .

[TTTX]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari....Don't you want to be like Commander Shepard!?

I like you, Tupari Machine. I'll make sure I come back to get you when the Citadel is in ruins.

*The Citadel is under attack. Shepard and Tali are helping evacuate civilians from the horde of indoctrinated soldiers. Shepard stops, turning to Tali.*

Shepard: Wait here, there's something I forgot.

Tali: What? Shepard!

*Tali chases after him, to find her lover hauling a Tupai Machine.*

Tali: The Tupari Machine?!

Shepard: Get Grunt to help!

Tali: But...why?

Shepard: Haven't you heard? It's only one credit per bottle, and everyone drinks it!

Tali: Did the machine tell you that?

Shepard: Yes, but that's beside the point.

Tali: Okay, but if this thing gives me something else than dextro, I'm going to take it apart piece by piece and put it in the trash compactor.

Shepard: Don't say that! *Whispers*  It can hear you...

*Tali blows up the Tupari machine*

Shepard: Why did you do that?

Tali: Because it made you insane.

[Savakka1]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

TTTX wrote...
*Tali blows up the Tupari machine*

Shepard: Why did you do that?

Tali: Because it made you insane.

NOOOOOO!
Wait. Second thought. Reapers are using the Tupari machines to indoctrinate people...

Indeed dear Watson.

Bloody Devils!

[Kira Shepard]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

TTTX wrote...
*Tali blows up the Tupari machine*

Shepard: Why did you do that?

Tali: Because it made you insane.

NOOOOOO!
Wait. Second thought. Reapers are using the Tupari machines to indoctrinate people...

The perfect trap! Putting the indoctrination into a delicious drink that you'd have to be crazy to hate!
Those magnificent bastards!

[TTTX]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

TTTX wrote...
*Tali blows up the Tupari machine*

Shepard: Why did you do that?

Tali: Because it made you insane.

NOOOOOO!
Wait. Second thought. Reapers are using the Tupari machines to indoctrinate people...

good thing Tali is immun.

[Someone With Mass]

TTTX wrote...

*Tali blows up the Tupari machine*

Shepard: Why did you do that?

Tali: Because it made you insane.

Shepard: But...

Tali: We have a bar. That's much better than this credit-sucking machine.

Shepard: It's Tupari. We can have it at any time.

Kasumi: Hate to go with crowd, sweetie, but Shep's right. I'd like some privacy for once.

Tali: Fine. But only because you're about the only sane person on the Normandy at the moment.

Shepard: Yes! I'll go to the upper levels and search for another one.

[Lividity Jones]

Kira Shepard wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

TTTX wrote...
*Tali blows up the Tupari machine*

Shepard: Why did you do that?

Tali: Because it made you insane.

NOOOOOO!
Wait. Second thought. Reapers are using the Tupari machines to indoctrinate people...

The perfect trap! Putting the indoctrination into a delicious drink that you'd have to be crazy to hate!
Those magnificent bastards!

Shepard: You're not even alive, not really. You're just a machine. And machines can be broken!

*Shepard points an accusatory finger at the stationary Tupari Machine. Tali places a hand on his shoulder.*

Tali: Honey, we really need to have a talk.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 30 juin 2010 - 06:11 .

[NCLanceman]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Shepard: You're not even alive, not really. You're just a machine. And machines can be broken!

*Shepard points an accusatory finger at the stationary Tupari Machine. Tali places a hand on his shoulder.*

Tali: Honey, we really need to have a talk.

Okay, I lol'ed.

[Tairis Deamhan]

That was admitedly pretty good.

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Shepard: You're not even alive, not really. You're just a machine. And machines can be broken!

*Shepard points an accusatory finger at the stationary Tupari Machine. Tali places a hand on his shoulder.*

Tali: Honey, we really need to have a talk.

Tupari machine: You're on the list.

Shepard: See? It's working for the Reapers!

Tali: Time to go, sweetheart.

*Tali puts her other hand on Shepard's other shoulder, turns him around and starts to push him*

Shepard: Your plan will fail, Tupari! I'll make sure of that!

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 30 juin 2010 - 06:24 .

[Mazder]

*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)

[RiptideX1090]

Thundertactics wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Also, Thundertactics. You're my
****ing hero.

And what did I do to receive such high praise from the likes of yourself?

Your sig.

You win so much.

[TTTX]

Mazder wrote...

*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)

*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.

[Mazder]

TTTX wrote...

Mazder wrote...

*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)

*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.

*takes hip-flask from inner pocket of leather coat*....indeed...HERE'S TO TALI!