I think I'm gonna change my name t dante shepard, time travel via binge drinking and romance tali in the future.TTTX wrote...
*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.Mazder wrote...
*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)
The Official Migrant Fleet of Tali'Zorah fans
#212851
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:33
#212852
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:33
TTTX wrote...
*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.Mazder wrote...
*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)
Is it from the machines that are allied with the reapers? Like Shep's
Modifié par Zarcanada, 30 juin 2010 - 06:34 .
#212853
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:34
Cheers.Mazder wrote...
TTTX wrote...
*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.Mazder wrote...
*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)
*takes hip-flask from inner pocket of leather coat*....indeed...HERE'S TO TALI!
#212854
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:34
#212855
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:34
Someone With Mass wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
Shepard: You're not even alive, not really. You're just a machine. And machines can be broken!
*Shepard points an accusatory finger at the stationary Tupari Machine. Tali places a hand on his shoulder.*
Tali: Honey, we really need to have a talk.
Tupari machine: You're on the list.
Shepard: See? It's working for the Reapers!
Tali: Time to go, sweetheart.
*Tali puts her other hand on Shepard's other shoulder, turns him around and starts to push him*
Shepard: Your plan will fail, Tupari! I'll make sure of that!
Turian Councilor: Ah yes, "Tupari". A supposedly delicious and refreshing beverage made from 10% real tupo berry juice, available in both dextro and levo amino acid varieties. We've dismissed this claim. *Opens a can of Paragade and chugs half of it.*
Shepard: You sonafa****! I'll show you! It exists! It exists! I'll show all of you!
*Tali and Garrus drag him off while screaming. Anderson just shakes his head.*
Councilor Anderson: Do you really have to do that? Seriously, we could tell him we know about the Reapers too, you know.
Turian Councilor: Yeah... I suppose we could. *taps talon on the Paragade can, the takes another swig* But it's fun watching him shout.
#212856
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:35
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Your sig.
You win so much.
I figured I'd finally make my love for Daro apparent, but add in my two other favorites as well. (Don't worry, Tali's still #1)
#212857
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:36
no I don't trust that machineZarcanada wrote...
TTTX wrote...
*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.Mazder wrote...
*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)
Is it from the machines that are allied with the reapers? Like Shep's
#212858
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:38
....Time for a bad link...RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!TTTX wrote...
no I don't trust that machineZarcanada wrote...
TTTX wrote...
*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.Mazder wrote...
*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)
Is it from the machines that are allied with the reapers? Like Shep's
#212859
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:38
TTTX wrote...
no I don't trust that machineZarcanada wrote...
TTTX wrote...
*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.Mazder wrote...
*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)
Is it from the machines that are allied with the reapers? Like Shep's
good or a second i was worried
#212860
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:40
Tali: That's my line *start to beat the turian counciler*NCLanceman wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
Shepard: You're not even alive, not really. You're just a machine. And machines can be broken!
*Shepard points an accusatory finger at the stationary Tupari Machine. Tali places a hand on his shoulder.*
Tali: Honey, we really need to have a talk.
Tupari machine: You're on the list.
Shepard: See? It's working for the Reapers!
Tali: Time to go, sweetheart.
*Tali puts her other hand on Shepard's other shoulder, turns him around and starts to push him*
Shepard: Your plan will fail, Tupari! I'll make sure of that!
Turian Councilor: Ah yes, "Tupari". A supposedly delicious and refreshing beverage made from 10% real tupo berry juice, available in both dextro and levo amino acid varieties. We've dismissed this claim. *Opens a can of Paragade and chugs half of it.*
Shepard: You sonafa****! I'll show you! It exists! It exists! I'll show all of you!
*Tali and Garrus drag him off while screaming. Anderson just shakes his head.*
Councilor Anderson: Do you really have to do that? Seriously, we could tell him we know about the Reapers too, you know.
Turian Councilor: Yeah... I suppose we could. *taps talon on the Paragade can, the takes another swig* But it's fun watching him shout.
#212861
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:41
her is a rocketlancher.Mazder wrote...
....Time for a bad link...RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!TTTX wrote...
no I don't trust that machineZarcanada wrote...
TTTX wrote...
*hands over a bottle of alcohol* nothing a little alcohol can't fix.Mazder wrote...
*teleports in, clothes smoking a little*.....bloody space/time continueum....(crappy spelling is crappy)
Is it from the machines that are allied with the reapers? Like Shep's
have fun.
Modifié par TTTX, 30 juin 2010 - 06:43 .
#212862
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:43
.....you say the sweetest things!......MWA-HA-HA!.....but wait isn't that Talis job?.....i better go b4 she returns to beat me....NOT!...i has rocket...what does she have?!?TTTX wrote...
her is a rocketlancher.
have fun.
#212863
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:45
The rocket propelled lightsaber chainsaw launcher prototype mk.IIIMazder wrote...
.....you say the sweetest things!......MWA-HA-HA!.....but wait isn't that Talis job?.....i better go b4 she returns to beat me....NOT!...i has rocket...what does she have?!?TTTX wrote...
her is a rocketlancher.
have fun.
So yeah you're pretty much f*cked.
#212864
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:45
Shepard and the team.Mazder wrote...
.....you say the sweetest things!......MWA-HA-HA!.....but wait isn't that Talis job?.....i better go b4 she returns to beat me....NOT!...i has rocket...what does she have?!?TTTX wrote...
her is a rocketlancher.
have fun.
#212865
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:47
Thundertactics wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Your sig.
You win so much.
I figured I'd finally make my love for Daro apparent, but add in my two other favorites as well. (Don't worry, Tali's still #1)
If I had the room, I'd make room for Daro Love in my sig.
#212866
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:47
.....*drops rocket launcher*....HUGZ Tali?....plz?....Kira Shepard wrote...
The rocket propelled lightsaber chainsaw launcher prototype mk.IIIMazder wrote...
.....you say the sweetest things!......MWA-HA-HA!.....but wait isn't that Talis job?.....i better go b4 she returns to beat me....NOT!...i has rocket...what does she have?!?TTTX wrote...
her is a rocketlancher.
have fun.
So yeah you're pretty much f*cked.
#212867
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:49
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
I am sure you will find a way.RiptideX1090 wrote...
If I had the room, I'd make room for Daro Love in my sig.
Modifié par Runescapeguy9, 30 juin 2010 - 06:50 .
#212868
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:51
Runescapeguy9 wrote...
I am sure you will find a way.RiptideX1090 wrote...
If I had the room, I'd make room for Daro Love in my sig.
Sure I will.
Guess I don't need the Noir banner anymore...
#212869
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:52
The story in your sig is (hopefully) creating Daro sympathisers, that's more Daro love than my sig could ever convey.RiptideX1090 wrote...
If I had the room, I'd make room for Daro Love in my sig.
#212870
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:52
don't listen to Kira. Tali would probaly help you destory that idotic machine.Mazder wrote...
.....*drops rocket launcher*....HUGZ Tali?....plz?....Kira Shepard wrote...
The rocket propelled lightsaber chainsaw launcher prototype mk.IIIMazder wrote...
.....you say the sweetest things!......MWA-HA-HA!.....but wait isn't that Talis job?.....i better go b4 she returns to beat me....NOT!...i has rocket...what does she have?!?TTTX wrote...
her is a rocketlancher.
have fun.
So yeah you're pretty much f*cked.
sorry I don't have a picture
*hugs anyway*
#212871
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:55
Thundertactics wrote...
The story in your sig is (hopefully) creating Daro sympathisers, that's more Daro love than my sig could ever convey.RiptideX1090 wrote...
If I had the room, I'd make room for Daro Love in my sig.
I think I'll make a bigger one though...
Hmmm...
As soon as I finish these Applications...
Spreading Xenmance wherever I go. Even the craziest of quarians needs love too. She's just been stuck in her suit too long.
#212872
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:55
YAY FORGIVENESS...the best kind of forgiveness there is!TTTX wrote...
*snip*
don't listen to Kira. Tali would probaly help you destory that idotic machine.
sorry I don't have a picture
*hugs anyway*
#212873
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:56
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Try to remember the other quarian from time to time.RiptideX1090 wrote...
I think I'll make a bigger one though...
Hmmm...
As soon as I finish these Applications...
Spreading Xenmance wherever I go. Even the craziest of quarians needs love too. She's just been stuck in her suit too long.
#212874
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:56
Good thing you gave up anyway. mk.III isn't fully speced for combat yet. still having trouble with the guided missile system.Mazder wrote...
YAY FORGIVENESS...the best kind of forgiveness there is!TTTX wrote...
*snip*
don't listen to Kira. Tali would probaly help you destory that idotic machine.
sorry I don't have a picture
*hugs anyway*
#212875
Posté 30 juin 2010 - 06:57
Runescapeguy9 wrote...
Try to remember the other quarian from time to time.
Etched into my soul.
ShepZorah forever.




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