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Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*High five*
New Mission Statement: Help all young quarian women encountered "Break in" their new suits after helping them complete pilgrimage.
I'm sure they're all carrying a great deal of... "tension".
Not sure how I feel about this...
Sure, alien chicks...
But, I'm also not homicidal.
Thundertactics wrote...
Yes, it's already proven that sex solves everything in the ME universe.Someone With Mass wrote...
I bet they need some sexual healing.
Heck, it can probably solve Daro's insanity and make Shala a competent admiral who isn't overprotective towards Tali.
Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Sorry, ladies. You have to get laid in another way.
Thundertactics wrote...
Yes, it's already proven that sex solves everything in the ME universe.Someone With Mass wrote...
I bet they need some sexual healing.
Heck, it can probably solve Daro's insanity and make Shala a competent admiral who isn't overprotective towards Tali.
even if it kills them?RiptideX1090 wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*High five*
New Mission Statement: Help all young quarian women encountered "Break in" their new suits after helping them complete pilgrimage.
I'm sure they're all carrying a great deal of... "tension".
Not sure how I feel about this...
Sure, alien chicks...
But, I'm also not homicidal.
What?
I just want to share my culture with them.
What better way to learn about humanity than partaking in one of our oldest ceremonies and rituals?
Sex.
Lividity Jones wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Sorry, ladies. You have to get laid in another way.
Indeed.
How often can Tali call something hers?
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
I just want to share my culture with them.
What better way to learn about humanity than partaking in one of our oldest ceremonies and rituals?
Sex.
not often enough.Lividity Jones wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Sorry, ladies. You have to get laid in another way.
Indeed.
How often can Tali call something hers?
TTTX wrote...
even if it kills them?RiptideX1090 wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*High five*
New Mission Statement: Help all young quarian women encountered "Break in" their new suits after helping them complete pilgrimage.
I'm sure they're all carrying a great deal of... "tension".
Not sure how I feel about this...
Sure, alien chicks...
But, I'm also not homicidal.
What?
I just want to share my culture with them.
What better way to learn about humanity than partaking in one of our oldest ceremonies and rituals?
Sex.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
One more time than before.Lividity Jones wrote...
Indeed.Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Sorry, ladies. You have to get laid in another way.
How often can Tali call something hers?
She's just in the mine phase, I'm fairly sure not even a woman could resist it when her man brings back a couple sets of DEM HIPS.Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
He won't be, so don't worry about it.Thundertactics wrote...
She's just in the mine phase, I'm fairly sure not even a woman could resist it when her man brings back a couple sets of DEM HIPS.Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
WIN!Someone With Mass wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
I just want to share my culture with them.
What better way to learn about humanity than partaking in one of our oldest ceremonies and rituals?
Sex.
It's just natural for mammals like us.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Thundertactics wrote...
Yes, it's already proven that sex solves everything in the ME universe.Someone With Mass wrote...
I bet they need some sexual healing.
Heck, it can probably solve Daro's insanity and make Shala a competent admiral who isn't overprotective towards Tali.
I'm ready to do my part for the quarian people.
Thundertactics wrote...
She's just in the mine phase, I'm fairly sure not even a woman could resist it when her man brings back a couple sets of DEM HIPS.Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Thundertactics wrote...
She's just in the mine phase, I'm fairly sure not even a woman could resist it when her man brings back a couple sets of DEM HIPS.Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Oh no, they'll still need a certain component to make the experience whole, so they'll keep him around.Runescapeguy9 wrote...
He won't be, so don't worry about it.
....well she claimed me for her own.....Lividity Jones wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Sorry, ladies. You have to get laid in another way.
Indeed.
How often can Tali call something hers?
Lividity Jones wrote...
Thundertactics wrote...
She's just in the mine phase, I'm fairly sure not even a woman could resist it when her man brings back a couple sets of DEM HIPS.Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
I can't even begin to list the number of reasons that this is a bad idea.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Could go with more 'compatible' germs, more risk, I could go on.Lividity Jones wrote...
I can't even begin to list the number of reasons that this is a bad idea.
Modifié par Runescapeguy9, 30 juin 2010 - 07:43 .
Trust me, once she sees another quarian girl begging her to share him with her she'll fall back to her selfless nature. (And if not "IT WAS HER FAULT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, SHE FOLLOWED ME HOME!")Lividity Jones wrote...
I can't even begin to list the number of reasons that this is a bad idea.
Thundertactics wrote...
She's just in the mine phase, I'm fairly sure not even a woman could resist it when her man brings back a couple sets of DEM HIPS.Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
Thundertactics wrote...
Trust me, once she sees another quarian girl begging her to share him with her she'll fall back to her selfless nature. (And if not "IT WAS HER FAULT, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, SHE FOLLOWED ME HOME!")Lividity Jones wrote...
I can't even begin to list the number of reasons that this is a bad idea.
Okay, I might stop now.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
If you want to bone every quarian you see that's your own choice. I know why my love and loyalty lay.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Nobody else understands our love for the quarian people TT...
We're alone.
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