Someone With Mass wrote...
Thundertactics wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Too bad that Tali won't share Shepard, then...
She's just in the mine phase, I'm fairly sure not even a woman could resist it when her man brings back a couple sets of DEM HIPS.
My brain disagrees with you. The perverted part, however, is thinking quarian threesome.
We will need a lot more antibiotics before we're through.
Tali: So, Shepard what was the surprise you wanted to sh-
*stops half way into the Captains Cabin.*
Tali: Admiral Xen?
Xen: Tali'Zorah.
Tali: And you... I remember you on Illium.
SGQ: Um... hi... *waves nervously*
Tali: Lia'Vael?!
Lia: Hey.
Tali: ...SHEPARD!
Shepard: Yes?
Tali: ...
Shepard: Something wrong?
Tali: Where do I begin...?
Shepard: Come on Tali... I thought quarians were supposed to share... besides... it's human tradition, to uh... have... lots of girls... It's a cultural thing!
Tali: *Hands on hips*...Really?
Shepard: ... I just thought...
Tali: *Glances around* Ugh... alright... fine. But I'm calling the shots.
Xen: I outrank you.
Tali: Fine.
We can call the shots.
Xen: Indeed. *looks at SGQ* And what a marvelous specimen this is.
SGQ: *scared* You promised you'd take care of me... you said this was honorable and safe...
Xen: Given the circumstances, are you certain speaking to me is appropriate?
Tali: *Looks at Lia questioningly*
Lia: Everyone's been like that since I got here.
Shepard:

Tali: I have a shotgun... <_<