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[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

*a wrestling match followed by  quarian pounce ensues*

For those requiring audiovisual support.

"Am I really so repulsive?"

Hmmm... I just might have to find a way to work that into Reckoning...

Shouldn't be too hard...

[Thundertactics]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

"Am I really so repulsive?"

Hmmm... I just might have to find a way to work that into Reckoning...

Just turn it into something about her mask/suit/what he assumes is underneath it.
And yes, a thousand times yes.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I want a POTC 3 Wedding. Explosions and death all around, with Shepard and Tali sharing a kiss in the center.

Who do they know that can perform a wedding?

Shala.
Anderson.
Council.
Justicar Samara (Personal Favorite)

And Joker/Garrus as the best man.

Garrus, for sure.

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Also... the speeches...

I bet Zaeed would have an awesome one!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus, for sure.

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Also... the speeches...

I bet Zaeed would have an awesome one!

I smell my next minific project.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

*a wrestling match followed by  quarian pounce ensues*

For those requiring audiovisual support.

"Am I really so repulsive?"

Hmmm... I just might have to find a way to work that into Reckoning...

Shouldn't be too hard...

It shouldn't...

Oh, god... Insecure Xen is insecure...

[Thundertactics]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

You wouldn't cure Thane's illness if there was a mission for it?

More than likely not unless I had to.

Good, I'm starting to like you again.
The bastard tried to drink from Tali's dextro-beer and infect her:

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus, for sure.

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Also... the speeches...

I bet Zaeed would have an awesome one!

Ah, this wedding takes me back...

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

*a wrestling match followed by  quarian pounce ensues*

For those requiring audiovisual support.

"Am I really so repulsive?"

Hmmm... I just might have to find a way to work that into Reckoning...

Shouldn't be too hard...

Also.

"The whole sexual thing... defense mechanism..."

Quarians have many defense mechanisms... Tali's was babbling... Rael's was his work...

Hmmmm....

[Savakka1]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

*a wrestling match followed by  quarian pounce ensues*

For those requiring audiovisual support.

"Am I really so repulsive?"

Hmmm... I just might have to find a way to work that into Reckoning...

That would work well

[VandalX187]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Savakka1 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

*a wrestling match followed by  quarian pounce ensues*

For those requiring audiovisual support.

I can imagine Daro saying those lines

I REALLY want Xen now...

Oh god...

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Also.

"The whole sexual thing... defense mechanism..."

Quarians have many defense mechanisms... Tali's was babbling... Rael's was his work...

Hmmmm....

Daro gets flirty?

Hmm...

Not sure...

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 30 juin 2010 - 09:04 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Also.

"The whole sexual thing... defense mechanism..."

Quarians have many defense mechanisms... Tali's was babbling... Rael's was his work...

Hmmmm....

Daro gets flirty?

Hmm...

Not sure...

I was joking more than anything.

Still. LOL.

[Lividity Jones]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus, for sure.

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Also... the speeches...

I bet Zaeed would have an awesome one!

Ah, this wedding takes me back...

Brb writing minific...

[CrAzyManMike]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

*a wrestling match followed by  quarian pounce ensues*

For those requiring audiovisual support.

"Am I really so repulsive?"

Hmmm... I just might have to find a way to work that into Reckoning...

Shouldn't be too hard...

2 words:
...ahem....


DO IT!!!

[CrAzyManMike]

Savakka1 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

*a wrestling match followed by  quarian pounce ensues*

For those requiring audiovisual support.

"Am I really so repulsive?"

Hmmm... I just might have to find a way to work that into Reckoning...

That would work well

"Wait a minute..don't you sleep on the couch."
"Couch, bed...what's the difference?"

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Daro gets flirty?
Hmm...
Not sure...

I was joking more than anything.

Still. LOL.

That would be both a little...disturbing and arousing at the same time. When I think of Xen saying all that.

[CrAzyManMike]

Thundertactics wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

You wouldn't cure Thane's illness if there was a mission for it?

More than likely not unless I had to.

Good, I'm starting to like you again.
The bastard tried to drink from Tali's dextro-beer and infect her:

Mordin + Vuvuzela = win

[Someone With Mass]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

"Wait a minute..don't you sleep on the couch."
"Couch, bed...what's the difference?"

You know, there's one season in SG1 where she's pregnant.

...

Oh my God, what have I just done?

[Lividity Jones]

Zaeed: I was never really good with this sort of thing, so I'll keep it short. I always did like weddings, though. Takes me back... I remember this job I was on, a few others and myself. We were hired as bodyguards for this asari matriarch's wedding. She was getting hitched to this bigtime turian diplomat. Can't really remember his name... Seemed like it was going to be an easy job, right up until theis krogan battlemaster charges in and interrupts the ceremony. Apparently he had been having an affair with the asari and was demanding the turian fight a duel. He refused. That's when things got bad. Two dozen krogan armed to the teeth burst in and just start firing at everything that moves. I was the only one who was hired who got out in one piece. Anyway... You two have the best godddamn luck I've ever seen. Best wishes.

Tali:

Shepard:

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 30 juin 2010 - 09:15 .

[RobotNixon]

Someone With Mass wrote...
You know, there's one season in SG1 where she's pregnant.

...

Oh my God, what have I just done?

Hallowed are The Ori.

[CptSkull]

In a few more weeks this Tread will have 10,000 pages of post, I think that's an internet first

[RobotNixon]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Zaeed: I was never really good with this sort of thing, so I'll keep it short. I always did like weddings, though. Takes me back... I remember this job I was on, a few others and myself. We were hired as bodyguards for this asari matriarch's wedding. She was getting hitched to this bigtime turian diplomat. Can't really remember his name... Seemed like it was going to be an easy job, right up until theis krogan battlemaster charges in and interrupts the ceremony. Apparently he had been having an affair with the asari and was demanding the turian fight a duel. He refused. That's when things got bad. Two dozen krogan armed to the teeth burst in and just start firing at everything that moves. I was the only one who was hired who got out in one piece. Anyway... You two have the best godddamn luck I've ever seen. Best wishes.

I am Drathan Gervaise Robot Nixon, and I approve of this message.

Modifié par RobotNixon, 30 juin 2010 - 09:15 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Zaeed: I was never really good with this sort of thing, so I'll keep it short. I always did like weddings, though. Takes me back... I remember this job I was on, a few others and myself. We were hired as bodyguards for this asari matriarch's wedding. She was getting hitched to this bigtime turian diplomat. Can't really remember his name... Seemed like it was going to be an easy job, right up until theis krogan battlemaster charges in and interrupts the ceremony. Apparently he had been having an affair with the asari and was demanding the turian fight a duel. He refused. That's when things got bad. Two dozen krogan armed to the teeth burst in and just start firing at everything that moves. I was the only one who was hired who got out in one piece. Anyway... You two have the best godddamn luck I've ever seen. Best wishes.

Tali:

Shepard:

Way to raise the bar, Zaeed.

I'm sure the two love birds won't be worried about krogan battlemasters crashing the honeymoon.

I mean, it's not like they ever killed any krogan or pissed anyone off before...

Nice one Zaeed. Real nice.

[RobotNixon]

Zaeed does it for the lulz. There is no other logical conclusion.