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[Alphyn]

Okay, part 6 is on the way.



It's on my blog already if you can't wait for it to be posted.

[Titanium Man]

mikethor007 wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

 A shameless plug on my latest entry!

A cold day on Noveria, chapter three

Read it and rip it in to shreds! *raaaawwr*

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”You really should be more careful...” she whispered and ran one of her digits on top of a long scar, that went from the collarbone down to his side. Her touch bringing goosebumps on his skin as it went down, her eyes following her finger. Shepard had closed his eyes and strived to focus his mind back to the present, ignoring the chills that her touch sent down his spine.

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Moronic Paragon is Moronic.

A little bit, yeah :V

Anyway, I'm still glad this Shepard turned down giving up the geth data.  Makes things more interesting.  Still, I was distracted by all the errors in spelling and formatting.

[Alphyn]

-Normandy SR2, CIC-

*the elevator comes up to the CIC with Shepard, Tali and Miranda in it - Grunt is hunched over Shepard's private terminal*

Grunt: Man, that hanar can move his tentacles..!

*elevator door opens*

Shepard: Alright, if it's a Reaper, we haul ass and-
Tali: S-Shepard...
G: Whuh..?
S: GRUNT! GET OUT OF HERE!
G: Hang on! I'm almost-
S: NOW!
G: Alright...

*Grunt slinks off into the elevator, covering his groin area, looking ashamed of himself*

S: No one touch anything.
T: I'm sure it's not that bad, Shepard...
Miranda: Is your keyboard always that... um, lubricated?
S: NO ONE TOUCH A DAMN THING.
T: *gulp* Okay...
M: With pleasure...

*Tali, Shepard, and Miranda move up to the cockpit*

S: What's up, Joker?
Joker: Oh, nothing much, apart from a quarian shuttle is trying to board us.
T: Who is it?
EDI: Scans show it is Daro'Xen, plus two quarian marines.
S: Christ... what does she want?
J: I dunno, why don't you ask her?
S: Let her into the cargo bay.
J: Aye aye, Commander.
S: Tali, you're with me, Miranda, stay up here and give me any updates.
M: Understood.
S: Do you know the names of the marines?
EDI: I cannot find sufficient data on the quarian marines. They are, however, carrying geth-based weapons.
S: Wait... so, you're able to tell that one of the quarian's is Daro'Xen, but you can't find out the names of the marines?
EDI: Shepard, they are unimportant characters, and thus, have not been named.
S: I... whatever. Let's go, Tali.

-Normandy SR2, Cargo Bay-

*Shepard and Tali move out from the elevator to see Grunt beating one of the marines against a wall, and one of them one fire - Xen has her arms crossed, unimpressed with either Grunt, or her marines*

T: Keelah...
G: RAAGHHH! I CAN DO IT WHERE I WANT, SHEPARD!
Quarian marine: Please... stop...
G: RAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!
Xen: My, my, aren't you angry?
G: You want to die next?!
X: Not really; I'm here to talk to Shepard.
S: What do you want, Xen?
X: Ah! Shepard! Did you get the message I sent you?
S: Answer the question.
X: Awfully defensive, Commander...
S: You just shot my ship!
J: *through intercom* Uh... my ship.
S: Joker, I swear to God, I will come up there with Legion and have it bend your bones to angles you didn't even though existed.
J: Shutting up now, Commander...
X: Legion?
T: Um... it's a member of our team...
X: "It"?
T: Well... it's a geth...
X: Really? May I see it?
S: You must think we're crazy to let you see our geth.
X: Pity, Commander, we could've discussed such interesting things with it.
T: I think you should go now, Admiral.
X: So eager to get those better than you away from you - just like your farther... he always was the jealous type.
T: Don't you dare talk about my farther like that, you uyth'oy!

*Xen takes a step back, obviously offended by the quarian curse word*

X: Did... did you just call me an..?
T: Uyth'oy? Yeah, I did, bosh'tet.
X: Gurg'mo!
T: Ohhh, so it's like that is it? Miuu'Ka!
X: Yytru'Opmnan!
T: Ghytehhanmakein'Loiklauonoo!
X: Hjuauhnmaioioknnguja'Olammaoilnnana!
T: You... you... b*tch!

*Shepard looks up, dumbfounded by what he's just heard Tali say*

X: Right, that's it!

*Xen pulls out a knife, Tali does the same at almost the same time*

T: Yeah? C'mon then!
X: Your farther never was any good with knives; unlike a real quarian should.
T: I'll slit your throat!
X: We shall see, Tali. We shall see!

*Shepard tries to intervene, but both of the women point their knives at him if he does so*

G: Bah, you're using knives? Use your fists!
T & X: What?
G: Make it a good fight!

*Xen drops her knife and slides it across the floor - Tali does the same out of respect*

S: *to Joker* Joker! Send the entire team down! We've got something to show them!
J: Lemme tell you, Commander, it better not be something sexually suggestive; because, y'know, I can't come down and see it and-
S: Yeah, yeah, boo-hoo, just send them down! And bring a couch or something!
J: What?!
S: Don't worry, none of this makes any sense!

*Before long, the entire crew of the Normandy is watching Tali and Xen fighting*

T: Ow! Bosh'tet, that was a low blow!
X: Raaghh..!

*After 5 hours of fighting, Xen begins to tire - a bit of the crew has left*

T: Gettin' tired?!
X: N-no!

*Meanwhile, on a couch somewhere near the scene, Garrus, Shepard and Kasumi are sitting, watching with a bowl of popcorn*

Garrus: So... Tali?
S: Of course.
Kasumi: Yeah, defiantly.
G: How much? 1,000 creds?
S: 10,000.
K: Only 1,000 for me, please.
[silence]
K: Y'know, all we're missing is some mud or something...
S: Yeah, I hear you, Garrus.
G: Huh?
S: Huh? Oh, I was agreeing with what you said.
G: Well, what did I say?
S: ... that all we need is some mud?
G: I didn't say that...

*both look at Kasumi*

K: What? Just because I want to see Tali and... this chick duke it out in some mud doesn't mean I'm gay or anything...
S: Oooookay...
G: Are you sure?
K: Quite sure, Gare-bear.
G: What did you just call me?
K: NOTHING.
G: "Gare-bear"? What the hell?
K: Can we just enjoy the fight, please?!
S: I think you're the one enjoying it the most, Kasumi.
K: SHUT UP.
S: I think we should get you involved; you obviously want in.
K: *elbows Shepard* BE QUIET!

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TO BE CONTINUED

Man, I really enjoyed writing this - it's been a while eh? I hope you like it, and I hope I'm forgiven for my long hiatus!

[Lividity Jones]

nickFury wrote...
you should do Kasumies speach at Tali and Sheps wedding

Somebody actually liked those?

Well... I might just have to keep writing them.

[BTG_01]

Calculatrice wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

FUN FACT!

There is no . after the "Dr" in "Dr Pepper"

Who the hell are you?

Someone who once got a huge complimentary case of Dr Pepper not so long ago.

Don't evade the question, sonny!

I'm not very well known around these parts, but I drop in periodically. My most famous achievement is discovering that Tali=42. I don't know if people are still using that meme.

[nickFury]

Alphyn wrote...

Okay, part 6 is on the way.

It's on my blog already if you can't wait for it to be posted.

your blogs are inaccessible.

[SpatFieya]

Guy's... is it weird that I had a dream about Xen standing at the end of my bed with a whip and this song blaring in the background? 

I'm still debating whether it was a dream or a nightmare. A sexy, sexy nightmare. 

Tali forgive me, you're still the best. 

[Calculatrice]

BTG_01 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

FUN FACT!

There is no . after the "Dr" in "Dr Pepper"

Who the hell are you?

Someone who once got a huge complimentary case of Dr Pepper not so long ago.

Don't evade the question, sonny!

I'm not very well known around these parts, but I drop in periodically. My most famous achievement is discovering that Tali=42. I don't know if people are still using that meme.

You the one who discovered that? Well, you can stay. Pull up a chair and grab a pepper, it's a bit slow.

[nickFury]

Titanium Man wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

 A shameless plug on my latest entry!

A cold day on Noveria, chapter three

Read it and rip it in to shreds! *raaaawwr*

--------------------------

”You really should be more careful...” she whispered and ran one of her digits on top of a long scar, that went from the collarbone down to his side. Her touch bringing goosebumps on his skin as it went down, her eyes following her finger. Shepard had closed his eyes and strived to focus his mind back to the present, ignoring the chills that her touch sent down his spine.

--------------------------

Moronic Paragon is Moronic.

A little bit, yeah :V

Anyway, I'm still glad this Shepard turned down giving up the geth data.  Makes things more interesting.  Still, I was distracted by all the errors in spelling and formatting.

WAIT A SECOND! Not giving the data is a renegade action not paragon not even moronic paragon!

[Alphyn]

nickFury wrote...

your blogs are inaccessible.

http://social.bioware.com/1555448/blog/6395/

Try that.

[Lividity Jones]

phonypapercut wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

CptSkull wrote...

Don't you mean "Kiss her visor."

Derp, mask off first. Couple seconds won't kill her.

So long as everyone attending holds their breath, no big deal.

None of that pesky bacteria should waft over.

Idea: Install ultraviolet lights around the rim of her mask.
http://en.wikipedia....dal_irradiation

Hmm... That might work.

[Titanium Man]

SpatFieya wrote...

Guy's... is it weird that I had a dream about Xen standing at the end of my bed with a whip and this song blaring in the background? 

YES.  YES, IT IS.

[Alphyn]

No one likes it!



D:



*kills self*

[Tairis Deamhan]

Lividity Jones wrote...

nickFury wrote...
you should do Kasumies speach at Tali and Sheps wedding

Somebody actually liked those?

Well... I might just have to keep writing them.

I was quite entertained.

[BTG_01]

Alphyn wrote...

No one likes it!

D:

*kills self*

I liked it. I didn't respond immediately because it took a while to read.

[Calculatrice]

Alphyn wrote...

No one likes it!

D:

*kills self*

You kidding? I live for this stuff, Alphyn. Nice work.

[Titanium Man]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

No one likes it!

D:

*kills self*

It was...interesting.

This is an understatement :V

[Alphyn]

Aw, shucks, guys... *blushes* :3

[nickFury]

Lividity Jones wrote...

nickFury wrote...
you should do Kasumies speach at Tali and Sheps wedding

Somebody actually liked those?

Well... I might just have to keep writing them.

IM sure some obscure man of some form of greatness once said; "MOAR!!"

[Alphyn]

Feel free to share your favourite parts with me.

[mikethor007]

Alphyn wrote...

No one likes it!

D:

*kills self*

Commented.

[Lividity Jones]

nickFury wrote...

IM sure some obscure man of some form of greatness once said; "MOAR!!"

Alright, alright...

Give me a minute to find the ones I already did.

Might as well catch people up.