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kglaser wrote...
People who wrongly think this thread is too "weird" or too "out there", mostly just based on hearsay, need to see this. You guys are true romantics at heart and I already knew it.
Lividity Jones wrote...
Conrad: Shepard!
*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*
Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!
Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!
*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*
Conrad: Hey, what are yo-
*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*
Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...
Garrus: No problem.
I don't take them seriously. I find them funny as i said. I was simply remarking that the OP is a thinly disguised troll. I know this from my long stay within the cesspool that is /b/.Titanium Man wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
oh you have SO MUCH left to learn.Titanium Man wrote...
Oh come on, it was a legit question.
Hey, you can't let 'em get to ya. Doesn't matter in the extremely long run. Life's a flash in the pan. Not worth wasting on someone's opinion no matter how different it is from yours.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Most of them, anyway.RiptideX1090 wrote...
We might joke, freak out, be complete jerks (Azint), but really, we just want to enjoy our love for all things quarian, most of all, Tali.
YEESSSS!Lividity Jones wrote...
Grunt: Today is a great day. My battlemaster is finally one with his mate.
*Grunt turns to the couple.*
Grunt: If anyone interferes, I will kill them myself.
*Tali raises a brow under her visor while Shepard shakes his head laughing.*
love that Krogun
Runescapeguy9 wrote...
Most of them, anyway.RiptideX1090 wrote...
We might joke, freak out, be complete jerks (Azint), but really, we just want to enjoy our love for all things quarian, most of all, Tali.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Riptide:)RiptideX1090 wrote...
Rune. <_<
What? No Legion? Jacob? Kal'Reager?Lividity Jones wrote...
Alright, I think that will be all for now.
Hope you enjoyed it, ladies and gents!
Devil Mingy wrote...
Since Jones is done, I'll throw in one of mine.
Shala'Raan activates a recording of Rael'Zorah
Tali: Shala, what's going on?
Shala: Your father has a pile of recordings on his desk for various events in your life. He made them just in case he couldn't be there for one reason or another.
Shepard: What kind of 'various events'?
Shala: Everything from her first suit to her pilgrimage to childbirth. They were made when Tali was very young. This one is for her bonding ceremony.
Tali: sighs He always thought ahead, if nothing else.
Shala: I think you'll want to hear this one.
Shala activates her omnitool and the message begins to play
Rael: Tali, if you're hearing this message, I am either dead or unable to attend your bonding ceremony. I hope you found yourself a worthy man, and I wish you both the best. I must request that you keep your celebrations to a minimum. I know you and your bondmate deserve some time together, but the Fleet i-
Shala cuts the recording when she sees Tali lower her head.
Shala: I think that you heard the important part of the message, Tali.
Tali: Thanks, Shala.
Devil Mingy wrote...
Since Jones is done, I'll throw in one of mine.
Shala'Raan activates a recording of Rael'Zorah
Tali: Shala, what's going on?
Shala: Your father has a pile of recordings on his desk for various events in your life. He made them just in case he couldn't be there for one reason or another.
Shepard: What kind of 'various events'?
Shala: Everything from her first suit to her pilgrimage to childbirth. They were made when Tali was very young. This one is for her bonding ceremony.
Tali: sighs He always thought ahead, if nothing else.
Shala: I think you'll want to hear this one.
Shala activates her omnitool and the message begins to play
Rael: Tali, if you're hearing this message, I am either dead or unable to attend your bonding ceremony. I hope you found yourself a worthy man, and I wish you both the best. I must request that you keep your celebrations to a minimum. I know you and your bondmate deserve some time together, but the Fleet i-
Shala cuts the recording when she sees Tali lower her head.
Shala: I think that you heard the important part of the message, Tali.
Tali: Thanks, Shala.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
Rael: Screwing things up from the grave.Devil Mingy wrote...
Since Jones is done, I'll throw in one of mine.
TheAwesomologist wrote...
What? No Legion? Jacob? Kal'Reager?Lividity Jones wrote...
Alright, I think that will be all for now.
Hope you enjoyed it, ladies and gents!
You're like some drug dealer... Pushing little bits our way, getting us to try it out, then BAM! We're cut off until we pay the big bucks... I see how it is...
Lividity Jones wrote...
Conrad: Shepard!
*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*
Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!
Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!
*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*
Conrad: Hey, what are yo-
*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*
Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...
Garrus: No problem.
Lividity Jones wrote...
Conrad: Shepard!
*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*
Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!
Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!
*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*
Conrad: Hey, what are yo-
*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*
Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...
Garrus: No problem.
Guest_Runescapeguy9_*
That was weeks ago, man.Calculatrice wrote...
I hear there's some nut job here offing Kikai.
Y'all listen up, and said person step forward.
nickFury wrote...
snipLividity Jones wrote...
Conrad: Shepard!
*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*
Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!
Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!
*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*
Conrad: Hey, what are yo-
*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*
Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...
Garrus: No problem.
Brovo sir brovo
Calculatrice wrote...
I hear there's some nut job here offing Kikai.
Y'all listen up, and said person step forward.
Lividity Jones wrote...
Alright, I think that will be all for now.
Hope you enjoyed it, ladies and gents!
Guest_Somebody1003_*
Yo.Calculatrice wrote...
I hear there's some nut job here offing Kikai.
Y'all listen up, and said person step forward.
Devil Mingy wrote...
nickFury wrote...
snipLividity Jones wrote...
Conrad: Shepard!
*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*
Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!
Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!
*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*
Conrad: Hey, what are yo-
*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*
Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...
Garrus: No problem.
Brovo sir brovo
I bet 100 credits that Lia gets the boquet.
*rigs PSU fireworks launcher* yeah man, let's get...RiptideX1090 wrote...
Calculatrice wrote...
I hear there's some nut job here offing Kikai.
Y'all listen up, and said person step forward.
*Pumps Shotgun*
Who do I have to kneecap?
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