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[Kira Shepard]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Conrad: Shepard!

*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*

Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!

Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!

*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*

Conrad: Hey, what are yo-

*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*

Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...

Garrus: No problem.

Later...

Shepard: Thank you Conrad. I couldn't have pulled that off without you.

Conrad: *unable to speak through broken jaw* thumbs up.

Shepard: And don't worry, that black eye make you look like a real badass.

Conrad: *broken grin*

[Lividity Jones]

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.


Okay, now I'm done.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 01 juillet 2010 - 02:45 .

[Kikaimegami]

[kglaser]

Smell his greatness!!

[Calculatrice]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

I hear there's some nut job here offing Kikai.

Y'all listen up, and said person step forward.

Yo.

You?

[Devil Mingy]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What about Slave Girl Quarian?

She needs love too...

I thought she had Admiral Xen.


Jones took care of this one.

Modifié par Devil Mingy, 01 juillet 2010 - 02:45 .

[TheAwesomologist]

Lividity Jones wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Alright, I think that will be all for now.

Hope you enjoyed it, ladies and gents!

What? No Legion? Jacob? Kal'Reager?

You're like some drug dealer... Pushing little bits our way, getting us to try it out, then BAM! We're cut off until we pay the big bucks... I see how it is...

Alright, fine.

One more, then I have to run out and get a coffee.

I'll do Kal's. I have an idea for his.

Thanks for reading us another bedtime story! 

[Titanium Man]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A suddn cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.

Maybe my Shepard should've asked Kal'Reegar for help on getting his own quarian girlfriend a ring :V

[nickFury]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Devil Mingy wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Conrad: Shepard!

*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*

Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!

Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!

*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*

Conrad: Hey, what are yo-

*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*

Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...

Garrus: No problem.

snip
Brovo sir brovo

I bet 100 credits that Lia gets the boquet.

What about Slave Girl Quarian?

She needs love too...

She want s to focous on her career right now

[CrAzyManMike]

Hey there Xen Talimancers.
How's it going?

[Kikaimegami]

But.. I'm not a Talimancer.

[nickFury]

Kira Shepard wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Conrad: Shepard!

*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*

Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!

Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!

*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*

Conrad: Hey, what are yo-

*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*

Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...

Garrus: No problem.

Later...

Shepard: Thank you Conrad. I couldn't have pulled that off without you.

Conrad: *unable to speak through broken jaw* thumbs up.

Shepard: And don't worry, that black eye make you look like a real badass.

Conrad: *broken grin*

the plot thickens you deserve one too Kira

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.


Okay, now I'm done.

That was a good one. Very cute.

Still... I'll keep holding out for SGQ and Xen.

...

WHAT!?

Don't judge me...

[TheAwesomologist]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.


Okay, now I'm done.

That'll do, pig... That'll do.

[RedTracer7]

nickFury wrote...

She want s to focous on her career right now

Oh, Snap! 

[Kikaimegami]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

But.. I'm not a Talimancer.

Legionmancer right?

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A suddn cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.
Okay, now I'm done.

I hereby declare this canon.
Two birds with one stone.

I concur.

[Tairis Deamhan]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A suddn cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.
Okay, now I'm done.

I hereby declare this canon.
Two birds with one stone.

Scruffy Voice: Second.

[Shadowomega23]

kglaser wrote...

Smell his greatness!!

*Sprays a little Lysol to freshin the air*

If that foul oder is escaping his suit I would hate to know what it smells like inside.

[nickFury]

Kikaimegami wrote...

This looks absolutely bad ass! Biotic god and crew, intergalactic ass kickers