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[RedTracer7]

NCLanceman wrote...

Azint wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

That is easy.  DOING THIS.

Any trope in particular?

If I had to guess...

Exactly!

[Mozer121]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...

WIN!

[RedTracer7]

Kira Shepard wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...
Interesting note about that. Kira is actually a viable name for a guy or girl. My DA:O is a dalish warrior guy who spends his time after the blight tracking morrigan.
Kira is my femshep on ME2.
weird and useless tidbit.

Wikipedia seems to disagree, ma'am.

and?

I.... I don't know.

Want to fight about it?  I guess?

[cannedcream]

NCLanceman wrote...

Azint wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

What am I connected to?

I am curious, too. I have enough of a reputation to be counted for something.

*raises hand* Do I get one too? 

Well, if any of you guys want 'rape'. . .

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...

So very awesome.

I would have to say that you are the best boarder-line smut writer here.

Its still classy, but in a most titillating way..

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Azint wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

What am I connected to?

I am curious, too. I have enough of a reputation to be counted for something.

*raises hand* Do I get one too? 

Well, if any of you guys want 'rape'. . .

Nah.

I'll stick with shipping.

Now then... Thane... Where do I put you...?

[Azint]

Buddha, sorry.

[Kira Shepard]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...
Interesting note about that. Kira is actually a viable name for a guy or girl. My DA:O is a dalish warrior guy who spends his time after the blight tracking morrigan.
Kira is my femshep on ME2.
weird and useless tidbit.

Wikipedia seems to disagree, ma'am.

and?

I.... I don't know.

Want to fight about it?  I guess?

You know I'd win.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Slave Girl Quarian: So... what's he doing there? Do you... keep him around... too... for...?

Daro'Xen: Not at all. I merely owe him a favor.

Slave Girl Quarian: You own HIM a favor... so... why is he the one...?

Daro'Xen: Given the circumstances, do you really think speaking with me is appropriate?

Slave Girl Quarian: ...

Daro'Xen: Better. Now, come with me, I need your AI hacking skills... LEGION!

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...

Well... Bunk... Or cold shower...

Tough.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

I.... I don't know.

Want to fight about it?  I guess?

[RedTracer7]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...

So very awesome.

I would have to say that you are the best boarder-line smut writer here.

Its still classy, but in a most titillating way..

Now that I think of it, Rip, it would be most interesting to see the roles reversed.  To see Xen slide into a submissive role.  By her own accord... or not...

*HINT**HINT*

[RedTracer7]

Kira Shepard wrote...
You know I'd win.

No one wins in a flamethrower duel at 3 paces.

(The only kind of fight I ever start)

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...

So very awesome.

I would have to say that you are the best boarder-line smut writer here.

Its still classy, but in a most titillating way..

I don't mind getting my hands dirty.

I do what must be done, for the greater good.

I do it to keep things fun. And awkward. It helps one grow.

In more ways than one... judging by the stretching of pants in this thread...

Ahem. Right then.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...


Well... Bunk... Or cold shower...

Tough.

They don't make water cold enough.

Bunk.

[Kira Shepard]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...

So very awesome.

I would have to say that you are the best boarder-line smut writer here.

Its still classy, but in a most titillating way..

Now that I think of it, Rip, it would be most interesting to see the roles reversed.  To see Xen slide into a submissive role.  By her own accord... or not...

*HINT**HINT*

given the implications I think you should be speaking to CC he has FAR more experience in that regard.

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

I.... I don't know.

Want to fight about it?  I guess?

Big Whoop, ...........

Family Guy FTW!

[NuclearBuddha]

Azint wrote...

Buddha, sorry.

Eh?

[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Slave Girl Quarian: So... what's he doing there? Do you... keep him around... too... for...?

Daro'Xen: Not at all. I merely owe him a favor.

Slave Girl Quarian: You own HIM a favor... so... why is he the one...?

Daro'Xen: Given the circumstances, do you really think speaking with me is appropriate?

Slave Girl Quarian: ...

Daro'Xen: Better. Now, come with me, I need your AI hacking skills... LEGION!

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...

This should be horrifying, but with Claudia Black's voice it-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, waitaminute.

Tali, Daro, Shala, Lia, Han and Kal... it's all making sense. Quarians are a race of people with hot voices. Hell, this even plays into my idea that Tali almost the anti-Garrus and vice versa. They're both sarcastic, militarily proficient, detro-amino tech wizards known for their weapon of choice, loyalty to Shepard, and above all loved for their adorable awkwardness in romance talks as well as their hot voices.

It's all coming together now. God, it even explains why in-universe Fleet and Flotilla is a popular show...

[Azint]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...

Buddha, sorry.

Eh?

It's not sepia-toned like you asked.

[Kira Shepard]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...
You know I'd win.

No one wins in a flamethrower duel at 3 paces.

(The only kind of fight I ever start)

Unl;ess they are a practiioner of NINJA MARIACHI! It is an ancient art of fighting that combines stealth, and music! It was passed down to me from my homeland of wyoming!

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...

Buddha, sorry.

Eh?

It's not sepia-toned like you asked.

Well, I nerdgasmed all over again.

[NuclearBuddha]

Miss Zorah laid a pallid hand on my arm, startling me from the rapt attention I was paying the speaker. Looking to her, I could see the warning in her eyes, even through the veil shrouding her tantalizing features. Just then, Dr. Newstead rose from his chair in a halting fashion, and began pacing, marionette-like, his voice rising in pitch. “Yes, yes, oh, the irony! How they frolicked so horribly in orgiastic furor at the sight of the aurora australis! How they shook in frenzies when the katabatic winds would blow! Yet they reserved their most singular festivals for the touch of Zeus’ fury open the ice, and it was this that spelled the doom of the last of their race. A certain windblown spore, a little thing, as one might catch in the fold of one’s clothing, much like Derby did, or Dr. Bishop, or, in the end, all the others, that grew and grew in the presence of an electrical current. Dr. Bishop, the poor fool, he was the one to call it the Thorian, seeing it's reaction to the batteries of our torches.  The vines! The vines soon overtook these final Protheans, infesting them, then bursting forth in an explosion of growth to claim their ruins.

“That last night among the ruins, as that aurorae blazed above us, and the lightning struck the earth, oh, the horror of it all!” The explorer nearly shouted now, his arms gesticulating spasmodically. “I saw their end, you know, but I thought I had escaped! Yes, yes, I took precautions, slaying the dogs before my return to McMurdo, divesting myself of all I wore and burning it, yes, burning!  Even after my return, I suspected, and laid plans.  There are several carboys of sulphuric acid in the coachhouse for just such an eventuality.  But suspecting, and knowing, ah, different things entirely.  Do you wonder why the grounds are so overgrown?  Or just what that groundskeeper saw amidst the greenery?  Or why I cannot escape?"

Dr. Newstead shivered in the grip of another fit of unsurpassed severity, but remained standing.  Staring, aghast, I imagined that his very skin writhed and lifted, as if tendrils moved beneath it.  His hair and beard seemed suddenly shot through with green, surely a side-effect of the poor light provided by the banked fireplace.  "The Thorian!  Even now it infests me, controlling me, compelling me!  But it cannot stop my voice, no!  And it cannot escape, for without the final measure of electricity, it cannot produce spores.  And I--!"

Here he unleashed a pained howl, and reached for me, hands bursting in an awful spectacle into a mad riot of snaking vines.  He might have seized hold of me, and to what end I shudder to even consider, but for Miss Zorah.  She sprang from her seat, knocking the maddened professor to the ground.  In the tumult, I heard a low, fearsome growl, like that of a she-lion, but perhaps this was another mad utterance by Dr. Newstead or whatever he had become.  As he rose from the floor again, visage completely obliterated by the horrific, curling growths, I made to flee, but found the study door locked from without!  Suddenly, however, came the thunderous report of a revolver discharging all six cartridges, and I behold Miss Williams, pistol in hand, standing over the grotesquely deformed but now unmoving form of the pitiable Dr. Newstead.  It transpired that she carried a concealed pistol among her belongings against the danger of looters that might plunder the dig sites she frequented, a fact for which I am eternally grateful.

[cannedcream]

NCLanceman wrote...
This should be horrifying, but with Claudia Black's voice it-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, waitaminute.

Tali, Daro, Shala, Lia, Han and Kal... it's all making sense. Quarians are a race of people with hot voices. Hell, this even plays into my idea that Tali almost the anti-Garrus and vice versa. They're both sarcastic, militarily proficient, detro-amino tech wizards known for their weapon of choice, loyalty to Shepard, and above all loved for their adorable awkwardness in romance talks as well as their hot voices.

It's all coming together now. God, it even explains why in-universe Fleet and Flotilla is a popular show...

Wheels within wheels, my friend .