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Kira Shepard wrote...
Unl;ess they are a practiioner of NINJA MARIACHI! It is an ancient art of fighting that combines stealth, and music! It was passed down to me from my homeland of wyoming!RedTracer7 wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
You know I'd win.
No one wins in a flamethrower duel at 3 paces.
(The only kind of fight I ever start)
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Miss Zorah laid a pallid hand on my arm, startling me from the rapt attention I was paying the speaker. Looking to her, I could see the warning in her eyes, even through the veil shrouding her tantalizing features. Just then, Dr. Newstead rose from his chair in a halting fashion, and began pacing, marionette-like, his voice rising in pitch. “Yes, yes, oh, the irony! How they frolicked so horribly in orgiastic furor at the sight of the aurora australis! How they shook in frenzies when the katabatic winds would blow! Yet they reserved their most singular festivals for the touch of Zeus’ fury open the ice, and it was this that spelled the doom of the last of their race. A certain windblown spore, a little thing, as one might catch in the fold of one’s clothing, much like Derby did, or Dr. Bishop, or, in the end, all the others, that grew and grew in the presence of an electrical current. Dr. Bishop, the poor fool, he was the one to call it the Thorian, seeing it's reaction to the batteries of our torches. The vines! The vines soon overtook these final Protheans, infesting them, then bursting forth in an explosion of growth to claim their ruins.
“That last night among the ruins, as that aurorae blazed above us, and the lightning struck the earth, oh, the horror of it all!” The explorer nearly shouted now, his arms gesticulating spasmodically. “I saw their end, you know, but I thought I had escaped! Yes, yes, I took precautions, slaying the dogs before my return to McMurdo, divesting myself of all I wore and burning it, yes, burning! Even after my return, I suspected, and laid plans. There are several carboys of sulphuric acid in the coachhouse for just such an eventuality. But suspecting, and knowing, ah, different things entirely. Do you wonder why the grounds are so overgrown? Or just what that groundskeeper saw amidst the greenery? Or why I cannot escape?"
Dr. Newstead shivered in the grip of another fit of unsurpassed severity, but remained standing. Staring, aghast, I imagined that his very skin writhed and lifted, as if tendrils moved beneath it. His hair and beard seemed suddenly shot through with green, surely a side-effect of the poor light provided by the banked fireplace. "The Thorian! Even now it infests me, controlling me, compelling me! But it cannot stop my voice, no! And it cannot escape, for without the final measure of electricity, it cannot produce spores. And I--!"
Here he unleashed a pained howl, and reached for me, hands bursting in an awful spectacle into a mad riot of snaking vines. He might have seized hold of me, and to what end I shudder to even consider, but for Miss Zorah. She sprang from her seat, knocking the maddened professor to the ground. In the tumult, I heard a low, fearsome growl, like that of a she-lion, but perhaps this was another mad utterance by Dr. Newstead or whatever he had become. As he rose from the floor again, visage completely obliterated by the horrific, curling growths, I made to flee, but found the study door locked from without! Suddenly, however, came the thunderous report of a revolver discharging all six cartridges, and I behold Miss Williams, pistol in hand, standing over the grotesquely deformed but now unmoving form of the pitiable Dr. Newstead. It transpired that she carried a concealed pistol among her belongings against the danger of looters that might plunder the dig sites she frequented, a fact for which I am eternally grateful.
NuclearBuddha wrote...
...I heard a low, fearsome growl, like that of a she-lion, but perhaps this was another mad utterance by Dr. Newstead
Orion1836 wrote...
So, just curious, Tali thread...
After Jones' post a few pages back, is Lia'Vael/Garrus and Slave Girl Quarian/Kal official now?
(well, as official as the Tali thread can make something)
RedTracer7 wrote...
RedTracer7 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.
Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...
So very awesome.
I would have to say that you are the best boarder-line smut writer here.
Its still classy, but in a most titillating way..
Now that I think of it, Rip, it would be most interesting to see the roles reversed. To see Xen slide into a submissive role. By her own accord... or not...
*HINT**HINT*
CURSES! Thankfully I am wearing my sombrero of the band with gives me plus 5 agility! I also possess the ever important highground increasing my dexterity by 9. YOU CANNOT WIN!RedTracer7 wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
Unl;ess they are a practiioner of NINJA MARIACHI! It is an ancient art of fighting that combines stealth, and music! It was passed down to me from my homeland of wyoming!RedTracer7 wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
You know I'd win.
No one wins in a flamethrower duel at 3 paces.
(The only kind of fight I ever start)
Oh, not so fast sir. Situations like this make me happy that I inhaled a full gallon of "Anti-Ninja Juice" today.
Or was it paint thinner...
Lividity Jones wrote...
**** just got real on multiple levels.
Also, Tali kicking ass.
NuclearBuddha wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Oh?Azint wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
...I heard a low, fearsome growl, like that of a she-lion, but perhaps this was another mad utterance by Dr. NewsteadDeep Ones!
Do you like it?NuclearBuddha wrote...
*ZALGOHECOMES*Azint wrote...
It's not sepia-toned like you asked.
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Oh?Azint wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
...I heard a low, fearsome growl, like that of a she-lion, but perhaps this was another mad utterance by Dr. NewsteadDeep Ones!
Clean your pants.Lividity Jones wrote...
Well, I nerdgasmed all over again.
Kira Shepard wrote...
CURSES! Thankfully I am wearing my sombrero of the band with gives me plus 5 agility! I also possess the ever important highground increasing my dexterity by 9. YOU CANNOT WIN!RedTracer7 wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
Unl;ess they are a practiioner of NINJA MARIACHI! It is an ancient art of fighting that combines stealth, and music! It was passed down to me from my homeland of wyoming!RedTracer7 wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
You know I'd win.
No one wins in a flamethrower duel at 3 paces.
(The only kind of fight I ever start)
Oh, not so fast sir. Situations like this make me happy that I inhaled a full gallon of "Anti-Ninja Juice" today.
Or was it paint thinner...
RedTracer7 wrote...
Orion1836 wrote...
So, just curious, Tali thread...
After Jones' post a few pages back, is Lia'Vael/Garrus and Slave Girl Quarian/Kal official now?
(well, as official as the Tali thread can make something)
LIA IS MINE!
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Legion: WARNING! CREATOR ADMIRAL FIREWALLS BREACHED. RECOMMEND MEDI-GEL DIFUSION.
Daro'Xen: I didn't say stop!
Legion: ACKNOWLEDGED.
Shepard: How can she do that... I mean...
Quarian Slave Girl: She has... flexibility...
Shepard: And reach... by the looks of it... I mean... I didn't think even HANAR could bend that way... that looks... OUCH.
Quarian Slave Girl: Yeah...
Shepard: So... are all quarians like this...? I mean... I always thought Tali just liked it... you know... aggressive...
Quarian Slave Girl: Most quarians are a bit... repressed...
Legion: WARNING! VITAL SIGNS CRITICAL! CREATOR ADMIRAL NEURAL NETWORK IN CRITICAL MELTDOWN! RECOMMEND VENTING OF HEATSINKS!
Daro'Xen: What did I tell you!?
Shepard: I'm not sure repressed is the right word...
Very, very much so. Would you mind if I included it in my blog post? I'll link back, of course.Azint wrote...
Do you like it?
They await!RiptideX1090 wrote...
Damn Buddha. I love these stories.
Really need to read the originals...
Well this is technically fanart for your project.NuclearBuddha wrote...
Very, very much so. Would you mind if I included it in my blog post? I'll link back, of course.Azint wrote...
Do you like it?
Respawn in 10...9....8....RedTracer7 wrote...
*Now Inhaling the gas from his Flamethrower*
D'what?
NuclearBuddha wrote...
And that is all for tonight!
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