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The Official Migrant Fleet of Tali'Zorah fans

Débuté par gkillerrin , avril 06 2010 05:11

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#215001
cannedcream
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:29

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Azint wrote...

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Yes, John, that's very sad. Now kindly SHUT UP ABOUT IT and shoot someone!

I shot and skinned today 17 buffalo, 22 boars, 9 pumas, 27 wolves, and 32 bears.


That's nice. Have any beaver pelts you want to trade, cause I can't find those furry little ****ers. I know where they are, they just NEVER APPEAR!

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Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:29

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kraidy1117 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

no no no, Uwe Boll is directing it and playing Shepard, too. Betty White is Tali.


Who would play Kaidan, Ash, Wrex, Garrus and Liara O.O

Do not ask.

#215003
SpatFieya
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:29

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Finally! Done with my little 'Spat reaction comic' about Canned Creams 'Drifting' FF. Click here

I'll be putting these in my blog if I make more in the future.

Also, here's the one I made about Sergios if anyone missed it.  Click here

Modifié par SpatFieya, 02 juillet 2010 - 04:29 .

#215004
Kira Shepard
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:29

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Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

#215005
kraidy1117
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:30

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cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Yes, John, that's very sad. Now kindly SHUT UP ABOUT IT and shoot someone!

I shot and skinned today 17 buffalo, 22 boars, 9 pumas, 27 wolves, and 32 bears.


That's nice. Have any beaver pelts you want to trade, cause I can't find those furry little ****ers. I know where they are, they just NEVER APPEAR!


FINFD THEM!

#215006
Calculatrice
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:30

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Azint wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

 Megan Fox. T_T


Azint wrote...

Megan Fox.


cannedcream wrote...

Could be Megan Fox. You wouldn't be able to look at her hotness, but rather you just get to listen to the nails-on-chalkboard that is her acting. :pinched:

Dare I say it? Consensus achieved.

*vomits*

I don't get why she keeps getting these huge rolls in these huge movies... Well, there's that.

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Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:30

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Kira Shepard wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

Do not mention that sh*t on Talithread!
It is not worthy of being on the same page as anything Tali-related.

#215008
Azint
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:31

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SpatFieya wrote...

Finally! Done with my little 'Spat reaction comic' about Canned Creams 'Drifting' FF. Click here

I'll be putting these in my blog if I make more in the future.

Also, here's the one I made about Sergios if anyone missed it.  Click here

That last panel, I love it.

#215009
cannedcream
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:31

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Calculatrice wrote...
no no no, Uwe Boll is directing it and playing Shepard, too. Betty White is Tali.


Hey, hey, hey! Will you NOT bring Betty White into this! You hear me?! I will fight you. :ph34r:

#215010
Lividity Jones
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:31

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SpatFieya wrote...

Finally! Done with my little 'Spat reaction comic' about Canned Creams 'Drifting' FF. Click here

I'll be putting these in my blog if I make more in the future.

Also, here's the one I made about Sergios if anyone missed it.  Click here


"Sweet mother of Eisenhower"...

I'm using that more often.

#215011
RedTracer7
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:32

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 Just started listening to THIS, and I found the opening lyrics especially haunting when you think of Tali:

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Pink Floyd are a bunch of sad, sadTalimancers!

#215012
Alphyn
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:32

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Kira Shepard wrote...

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

...

Excuse me, I believe my head wants a bullet in its brain.

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Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:32

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Calculatrice wrote...

Azint wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

 Megan Fox. T_T


Azint wrote...

Megan Fox.


cannedcream wrote...

Could be Megan Fox. You wouldn't be able to look at her hotness, but rather you just get to listen to the nails-on-chalkboard that is her acting. :pinched:

Dare I say it? Consensus achieved.

*vomits*

I don't get why she keeps getting these huge rolls in these huge movies... Well, there's that.

Never underestimate physical attributes.
The general line of thought is that you don't need to act if you are viewed as hot.
Simple rule of society.

#215014
Calculatrice
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:32

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Kira Shepard wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

I swear Meyer is a genius, she knows how to obsess thousands of fan girls into buying millions of dollars of merchandise, see movies and buy books, all based off of mediocracy.

#215015
kraidy1117
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:32

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

Do not mention that sh*t on Talithread!
It is not worthy of being on the same page as anything Tali-related.


What's wrong with gay vampires?

#215016
kraidy1117
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:33

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Calculatrice wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

I swear Meyer is a genius, she knows how to obsess thousands of fan girls into buying millions of dollars of merchandise, see movies and buy books, all based off of mediocracy.


Dam teen girls. We should kill them all.

#215017
Calculatrice
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:33

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cannedcream wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...
no no no, Uwe Boll is directing it and playing Shepard, too. Betty White is Tali.


Hey, hey, hey! Will you NOT bring Betty White into this! You hear me?! I will fight you. :ph34r:

I love Betty White.:wub:

#215018
Alphyn
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:33

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SpatFieya wrote...

Finally! Done with my little 'Spat reaction comic' about Canned Creams 'Drifting' FF. Click here

I'll be putting these in my blog if I make more in the future.

Also, here's the one I made about Sergios if anyone missed it.  Click here

BIG GODDAMN MANLY TEARS.

#215019
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Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:33

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Little fanfic here. Hope you enjoy.

    “You wanted to see
us, sir?” came the voice of Navigator Presley as he entered Shepard’s
quarters, followed by Chief Williams. “Yes, I wanted to talk to you
about any concerns you may be having with bringing aliens aboard the
Normandy.” the Commander replied. “Both of you have bad blood with
aliens, particularly turians, and I’d just like to discuss a few
things.”

    “We just feel that
humanity should handle this on our own,” Ashley said as she took a seat
besides Presley who finished her sentiment, “Saren attacked a human
colony, we can only count on ourselves to take this matter seriously.”

    Sighing, John
leaned forward and decided to start talking. “I’m sure you’ve both heard
of what I did during the Blitz? How I almost single-handedly defended
an evacuation spaceport from slavers until the Alliance could put
reinforcements on the ground?” he asked. “Well, that’s not the whole
story. While it was true that a few marines and I did hold off a large
attack, it wasn’t the only offensive against the spaceport.”

    “Are you saying
that a few other marines held out against those fronts?” the Chief
inquired. “No, most of the Elysium garrison had been taken out during
the initial orbital bombardment.” Shepard returned. “Those other areas
had to be held by any civilians I could find with some firearm
experience.” This caused Presley and Williams to give him a rather
puzzled and alarmed look.

    “And unfortunately, as this was within
the major urban center of the colony, very few humans had any firearm
training.” Taking an opportunity Williams interrupted. “Then how in the
hell did those slavers not manage to take space port while you were
fighting?” Looking a bit annoyed, the Commander finished. “As I was
saying, very few humans had firearm training, but you forget that half
of Elysium’s population is non-human and that a significant percent of
those were turian.”

   
“On that day I realized the truth behind the saying that there is no
such thing as a turian civilian. I had roughly 300 turians evacuate to
that spaceport and any of them 16 or older and not badly wounded fought
for that spaceport.” He looked at the pair’s surprised faces before
continuing. “Roughly 75% of the turian civilians there stood and fought
that night while 75% of all the humans that arrived boarded evac
shuttles and ran. Those turians stood their ground and fought for the
lives of many people that hated them for something their grandfather
didn’t do to a person those humans never knew.”

    “As my people fled
to let others die for them that day I realized that aliens are no
different from us. That 75% stayed and fought just as ferociously as
that 25% of humans, maybe even more so, just to prove themselves.”
Shepard looked at the two faces before him, twisted with thought, a
twinge of regret, and hopefully, just hopefully, a bit of understanding
before continuing. “Please, think about what I’ve said. We can’t go on
like this as a species holding grudges and bad blood. You might not want
to see it now but hopefully you will come to see this as I have in
time. Dismissed.”




#215020
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Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:33

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****ING COMPUTERS AND ****ING NETWORKING **** MONGERING **** **** DAZZLING **** ****ING ASS RAPING **** ASS TECHNOLOGY.



See... this is why I romanced Tali... I need someone to fix my computer for me when it craps out...



Right... back.



Tali?

#215021
cannedcream
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:33

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SpatFieya wrote...

Finally! Done with my little 'Spat reaction comic' about Canned Creams 'Drifting' FF. Click here

I'll be putting these in my blog if I make more in the future.

Also, here's the one I made about Sergios if anyone missed it.  Click here


Is it egotistical that I first laughed my ass off and then saved that comic? Cause, if so, than I don't care. :D

#215022
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Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:34

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kraidy1117 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

Do not mention that sh*t on Talithread!
It is not worthy of being on the same page as anything Tali-related.


What's wrong with gay vampires?

DO NOT TALk ABOUT F*CKING TWILIGHT ARRRRGH!!!!!!
*rage quit*

#215023
Calculatrice
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:34

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kraidy1117 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Lady Gaga.

Now, no one is that stupid... right..?

:unsure:

Right..?

Someone out there thought Twilight was worth publishing.<_<

I swear Meyer is a genius, she knows how to obsess thousands of fan girls into buying millions of dollars of merchandise, see movies and buy books, all based off of mediocracy.


Dam teen girls. We should kill them all.

*deletes message due to pervertedness and almost assured ban*

#215024
Azint
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:34

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cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Yes, John, that's very sad. Now kindly SHUT UP ABOUT IT and shoot someone!

I shot and skinned today 17 buffalo, 22 boars, 9 pumas, 27 wolves, and 32 bears.


That's nice. Have any beaver pelts you want to trade, cause I can't find those furry little ****ers. I know where they are, they just NEVER APPEAR!

Sacrificial lamb. Find the altar and find your sacrafice. Under moonlight you will make seven incisions on the offering, carve the sign of Castor on your own body then on the dead. The beavers will seek you, then you may begin ravaging them.

#215025
Lividity Jones
Posté 02 juillet 2010 - 04:34

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

****ING COMPUTERS AND ****ING NETWORKING **** MONGERING **** **** DAZZLING **** ****ING ASS RAPING **** ASS TECHNOLOGY.

See... this is why I romanced Tali... I need someone to fix my computer for me when it craps out...

Right... back.

Tali?


Best post of the night so far.
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