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[RedTracer7]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

I know a place, where a man's worth is measured by the number of ears hanging from his dogtags...

Four Leaf?

When did you get hands?

I wrote that as a tribute!  I'm a patriot!

[RedTracer7]

SenHai wrote...

Oh and ****ing. had to say it. Gotta keep my image up for Red.

Your efforts are appreciated good sir.

[Lividity Jones]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

I know a place, where a man's worth is measured by the number of ears hanging from his dogtags...

Four Leaf?

When did you get hands?

I wrote that as a tribute!  I'm a patriot!

Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Just stating facts.

Comes at a terrible price though.

You sold your soul again, didn't you?

[Strawberry Kiwi]

antilles333 wrote...

Hello.

antilles?... But... You're dead!
Damn. That is really getting old...

[cannedcream]

SenHai wrote...

I'm glad it did that for you cream.

Oh it's cuter than hell and you know it.

[RiptideX1090]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Slave Girl Quarian: I... Thank you for buying me... But it's strange being back on the Flotilla. I didn't have the chance to complete my Pilgrimage.

Daro'Xen: The Pilgrimage is a journey of self-discovery, my dear. I'm certain that you'll... discover quite a few things about yourself as my... assistant.


*Two hours later*

Slave Girl Quarian: Th-that was amazing, Admiral... I didn't think it was possible to do that with eletrical tape and fusion cells...

Daro'Xen: It's all about finding the best way to apply technology to biology. Once you do that, one can accomplish anything.

Slave Girl Quarian: So... what happens now Admiral...?

Daro'Xen: Your contract still has a good two years on it.

Slave Girl Quarian: Y-you mean... I can stay here... with you? Wow... an admiral... I... I don't know what to say...

Daro'Xen: You can start with a simple "Thank You, Mistress Xen."

*Muffled talking is heard at the foot of the bed*

Daro'Xen: Quiet you! I didn't say you could stop.

Shepard: <_< ...

Slave Girl Quarian: So... what's he doing there? Do you... keep him around... too... for...?

Daro'Xen: Not at all. I merely owe him a favor.

Slave Girl Quarian: You own HIM a favor... so... why is he the one...?

Daro'Xen: Given the circumstances, do you really think speaking with me is appropriate?

Slave Girl Quarian: ...

Daro'Xen: Better. Now, come with me, I need your AI hacking skills... LEGION!

Legion: This unit is ready to proceed with Creator-Admiral's requests. Warning: Attempting to breach firewalls may result in catastrophic systems failure.

Daro'Xen: We shall see marvelous machine... we shall see...


Legion: WARNING! CREATOR ADMIRAL FIREWALLS BREACHED. RECOMMEND MEDI-GEL DIFUSION.

Daro'Xen: I didn't say stop!

Legion: ACKNOWLEDGED.

Shepard: How can she do that... I mean...

Quarian Slave Girl: She has... flexibility...

Shepard: And reach... by the looks of it... I mean... I didn't think even HANAR could bend that way... that looks... OUCH.

Quarian Slave Girl: Yeah...

Shepard: So... are all quarians like this...? I mean... I always thought Tali just liked it... you know... aggressive...

Quarian Slave Girl: Most quarians are a bit... repressed...

Legion: WARNING! VITAL SIGNS CRITICAL! CREATOR ADMIRAL NEURAL NETWORK IN CRITICAL MELTDOWN! RECOMMEND VENTING OF HEATSINKS!

Daro'Xen: What did I tell you!?

Shepard: I'm not sure repressed is the right word...


===

Huh... I managed to find them all...

By popular demand, of course.

In other words, blame CC.

Legion: Shepard-Commander. This unit requires immediate repair. Servos over-stressed. Power supply: Low. Creator-Admiral's firewalls were breached by force-hack attempts. Hack successful, requires immediate diagnostic.

Shepard: Legion, stop being such a baby about it.

Legion: Acknowledged.

Daro'Xen. That was... refreshing.

Shepard: I still don't quite understand...

Slave Girl Quarian: It's best if you don't try...

Shepard: I understood that first part... but... after that... and why do geth have a vibration feature...? What use can that possibly serve?

Legion: This is a unique platform model designed to interface with organics.

Daro'Xen: I like you.

Shepard: I'd be careful Legion... first it's 'I like you', then zap, scrap time.

Legion: Yes.

[cannedcream]

antilles333 wrote...

Hello.

Been too long, antilles. How are things?

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Just stating facts.

Comes at a terrible price though.

You sold your soul again, didn't you?

Yes... actually.

I did.

Not joking.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander. This unit requires immediate repair. Servos over-stressed. Power supply: Low. Creator-Admiral's firewalls were breached by force-hack attempts. Hack successful, requires immediate diagnostic.

Shepard: Legion, stop being such a baby about it.

Legion: Acknowledged.

Daro'Xen. That was... refreshing.

Shepard: I still don't quite understand...

Slave Girl Quarian: It's best if you don't try...

Shepard: I understood that first part... but... after that... and why do geth have a vibration feature...? What use can that possibly serve?

Legion: This is a unique platform model designed to interface with organics.

Daro'Xen: I like you.

Shepard: I'd be careful Legion... first it's 'I like you', then zap, scrap time.

Legion: Yes.

Oh God...

So much win.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: Shepard-Commander. This unit requires immediate repair. Servos over-stressed. Power supply: Low. Creator-Admiral's firewalls were breached by force-hack attempts. Hack successful, requires immediate diagnostic.

Shepard: Legion, stop being such a baby about it.

Legion: Acknowledged.

Daro'Xen. That was... refreshing.

Shepard: I still don't quite understand...

Slave Girl Quarian: It's best if you don't try...

Shepard: I understood that first part... but... after that... and why do geth have a vibration feature...? What use can that possibly serve?

Legion: This is a unique platform model designed to interface with organics.

Daro'Xen: I like you.

Shepard: I'd be careful Legion... first it's 'I like you', then zap, scrap time.

Legion: Yes.

I repeat: You're welcome.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Just stating facts.

Comes at a terrible price though.

You sold your soul again, didn't you?

Yes... actually.

I did.

Not joking.

Well. . . that's gotta suck, huh?

[RiptideX1090]

You guys actually like these little things?



I seriously don't know what to make of that...

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Just stating facts.

Comes at a terrible price though.

You sold your soul again, didn't you?

Yes... actually.

I did.

Not joking.

Well. . . that's gotta suck, huh?

The price for the mind is paid with the blood of the spirit. I've bled mine dry.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You guys actually like these little things?

I seriously don't know what to make of that...

You gonna start judging your audience?  Its too late for that...

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You guys actually like these little things?

I seriously don't know what to make of that...

You gonna start judging your audience?  Its too late for that...

True enough...

I think someone said I should compile these in my blog...

I still don't know what to think about that...

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You guys actually like these little things?

I seriously don't know what to make of that...

I like the little things in life.

Sometimes it's seeing a kid be content and happy walking down the street holding his mother's hand.

Sometimes it's the idea of Xen and Slave Girl Quarian having intense BDSM sessions.

I'm not picky.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You guys actually like these little things?

I seriously don't know what to make of that...

I am but one voice in an ocean.

You know Rune, I do not agree with a lot of the things you do or say.

But, if nothing else, I respect your resiliancy.