258292 réponses à ce sujet

[RobotNixon]

I have reduced the thread into a state of...



Well, regardless, the coup is going according to plan.

[RedTracer7]

RedTracer7 wrote...

SenHai wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

So, it is agreed that Quarians have abnormally long tongues?

A vote has been called to order, yay or nay?

Nay, they have large Canines though.

Hell yeah!

The prospect of seeing Tali's full head for the first time was thrilling to the human, but it was the smile that had caught his eye. Perhaps he hadn't noticed it before, or perhaps he had simply been focusing on something else, but he had to ask. "Are... those fangs?"

The quarian slowly raised a hand to her mouth, where she pricked one of her fingers upon the teeth in question. "No..." She answered coyly.

Shepard watched as her lips again closed, the extended teeth again undetectable. Shifting her jaw slightly, however, caused the leftmost tooth to slide out from beneath her upper lip. Watching the human's face go from puzzled to concerned, Tali finally let out a small laugh. "I'm playing with you. Yes, they are "technically" fangs. The elongated maxillary canines quarians have are nothing more than a legacy of our past. Fossil records, before we lost access of course, showed that they used to be much longer, and we believe they were primarily used for the final killing blow upon prey animals."

[solazz]

cannedcream wrote...
Okay, that is just badass!
Not evening going to snip that.
Also, making it my new background.

It's like looking at dozens of Cannedcreams being ripped to shreds by dual shotguns.

[RiptideX1090]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...
savouring the slightly sweet undertones of quarian saliva on them.

*beinmybunk.jpg*

That's just plain unfair...

**** the perfect human woman.

I want the perfect quarian woman.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CC, yes it does.  Tali.  Schoolgirl uniform (stereotypical plaid uniform skirt or sailor fuku as per individual preference).  Empty classroom.  You fill in the blanks.

Meh.

Not my favorite fantasy, but I can see the appeal.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

So, it is agreed that Quarians have abnormally long tongues?

A vote has been called to order, yay or nay?

Two of them, and they're prehensile I say!

It gets even better!

Best LI ever!

Killer body, sweet personality, sexy accent, badass genius, and two prehensile tongues.

****. Yes.

Seriously, how am I not the biggest sexual deviant on this thread?
This is incredible.

[RedTracer7]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

solazz wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...
I'd like to give Tali some facedesk.

Giggity.

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!!!

CC, yes it does.  Tali.  Schoolgirl uniform (stereotypical plaid uniform skirt or sailor fuku as per individual preference).  Empty classroom.  You fill in the blanks.

Shepard:  You've earned a demerit.  I shall administer it ...personally.

[solazz]

NuclearBuddha wrote...
CC, yes it does.  Tali.  Schoolgirl uniform (stereotypical plaid uniform skirt or sailor fuku as per individual preference).  Empty classroom.  You fill in the blanks.

Giggity.

[RobotNixon]

cannedcream wrote...

Seriously, how am I not the biggest sexual deviant on this thread?
This is incredible.

The Internet is a lot like Naboo's core ocean.

There are always bigger perverts.

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...
Meh.

Not my favorite fantasy, but I can see the appeal.

You're closer to the reality of the situation and thus less interested.

/armchair psychologist

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

So, it is agreed that Quarians have abnormally long tongues?

A vote has been called to order, yay or nay?

Two of them, and they're prehensile I say!

It gets even better!

Best LI ever!

Killer body, sweet personality, sexy accent, badass genius, and two prehensile tongues.

****. Yes.

Seriously, how am I not the biggest sexual deviant on this thread?
This is incredible.

I can't tell if others here are as bad or worse than me...

That I have to consider either is utterly ASTOUNDING.

[Niceral]

You're catching up to the Garrus thread in terms of bizarre sexual fantasies. I thought you may want to know.

[El-Destructo]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Tali.  Schoolgirl uniform (stereotypical plaid uniform skirt or sailor fuku as per individual preference).

You mean like... this?

Modifié par El-Destructo, 03 juillet 2010 - 06:07 .

[solazz]

RobotNixon wrote...

I have reduced the thread into a state of...

Well, regardless, the coup is going according to plan.

Good... good.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Meh.

Not my favorite fantasy, but I can see the appeal.

You're closer to the reality of the situation and thus less interested.

/armchair psychologist

I'm closer to alien schoolgirls?

I think there might be a flaw in your reasoning.

[Phil725]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...
savouring the slightly sweet undertones of quarian saliva on them.

*beinmybunk.jpg*

That's just plain unfair...

**** the perfect human woman.

I want the perfect quarian woman.

It turns out the perfect quarian woman is the perfect human woman.  Gotta love sci fi

[RobotNixon]

Niceral wrote...

You're catching up to the Garrus thread in terms of bizarre sexual fantasies. I thought you may want to know.

Well it's about damn time!

[NuclearBuddha]

RedTracer7 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
CC, yes it does.  Tali.  Schoolgirl uniform (stereotypical plaid uniform skirt or sailor fuku as per individual preference).  Empty classroom.  You fill in the blanks.

Shepard:  You've earned a demerit.  I shall administer it ...personally.

Tali:  Demo...  Atashi... atashi...  atashi wa Shepard-sensei ga dai suki!

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CC, yes it does.  Tali.  Schoolgirl uniform (stereotypical plaid uniform skirt or sailor fuku as per individual preference).  Empty classroom.  You fill in the blanks.

Meh.

Not my favorite fantasy, but I can see the appeal.

She's wearing a latex bodysuit.

Anything else is pointless in light of that.

[RedTracer7]

solazz wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

I have reduced the thread into a state of...

Well, regardless, the coup is going according to plan.

Good... good.

Don't say I never gave you anything:

[solazz]

Niceral wrote...

You're catching up to the Garrus thread in terms of bizarre sexual fantasies. I thought you may want to know.

I think I'm okay with this.

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...
CC, yes it does.  Tali.  Schoolgirl uniform (stereotypical plaid uniform skirt or sailor fuku as per individual preference).  Empty classroom.  You fill in the blanks.

Oh for the love of-
*throws up hands*

I give up.

[Phil725]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Meh.

Not my favorite fantasy, but I can see the appeal.

You're closer to the reality of the situation and thus less interested.

/armchair psychologist

I'm closer to alien schoolgirls?

I think there might be a flaw in your reasoning.

Alien schoolgirls?  ... Interesting

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

She's wearing a latex bodysuit.

Anything else is pointless in light of that.

Alright... That changes things.