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The game is too easy for me to worry about choosing the optimal squad mates. Tali and whomever always works for me.

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knight5923

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oh ........ oh wait ........... the crappy lappy livesImage IPB at least for a little whileImage IPB

So did I miss anything?

#21678
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Calculatrice wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...

Oh, hey guys. Just found the jackpot of Tali related smutfic/fapfic. Surprisingly, it is well written. Certainly NSFW. Probably not safe anywhere. I would advise you don't click this. But you will anyways.


I remember that one...

Man, I never thought I'd nostalgia over a fapfic.

If I sign that, will they come to my house and take away my soul?


Nah, you'll be fine.

#21679
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FsDxRAGE wrote...

oaky, i just typed up my happy smashing short story. Give me ten minutes and you all get to read it...


Can't wait:O
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#21680
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

If nobody minds, I think I'm going to blog this so it doesn't get lost.  I'll make sure everyone is credited.  Everyone okay with this?


Sure

#21681
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Lividity Jones wrote...
Everything is fine until he starts talking about "spines". Then I just don't know what to think... Image IPB

The dialogue is just... OMGWTF.

#21682
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Your on about that stuff again, I knew coming here was a heavy risk... *backs out slowly*

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Found it:
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Raan: Of course I knew, Tali'Zorah.  The way you talked about him when you returned from the pilgrimage...  And then your trial! He defended you with so much passion during your  trial... It was obvious he cared for you as more than just a crew member.

Tali: I know... He... He means alot to me... I just...

*As Tali wrings her hands nervously together, Shala places a hand on her shoulder.*

Shala: What's wrong?

*Tali hangs her head low, her voice heavy with sadness*

Tali:  Do... Do you think father would have approved?

Shala:  Tali... your father, it might  have been difficult, but seeing you this happy, what else could he do?

Tali:  Oh, Auntie!

*Tali throws her arms around Shala.  Unlike before the trial, this hug is happily returned.*

Shala: so.... did you do the pounce?

 *Tali holds her hands up in shock and embarrasment.  She glances around at the other quarians in the compartment.*

Tali: Auntie, not so loud!

Shala: I just want to be sure! It's a tradition after all.

*Tali leans closer again, conspiriatorily lowering her voice.*

Tali:  Of course!

Shepard:  I'm standing right here!
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Collaboration by Sergio, Lividity, chool, and myself.

Cute, very cute

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BUT THE PRIIIZE

#21685
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Ugh, this discussion about fapfics makes me wish my group was more popular. Let's continue talking about the storyline, please.

#21686
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Everything is fine until he starts talking about "spines". Then I just don't know what to think... Image IPB

The dialogue is just... OMGWTF.


There is a reason why dialogue in porn is so awful.

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Lividity Jones wrote...
Everything is fine until he starts talking about "spines". Then I just don't know what to think... Image IPB

Oh come on the spines would be better than hair. Two tongues is good too.

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Collider wrote...

Ugh, this discussion about fapfics makes me wish my group was more popular. Let's continue talking about the storyline, please.


Yes, please.

#21689
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Lividity Jones wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...

Oh, hey guys. Just found the jackpot of Tali related smutfic/fapfic. Surprisingly, it is well written. Certainly NSFW. Probably not safe anywhere. I would advise you don't click this. But you will anyways.


I remember that one...

Man, I never thought I'd nostalgia over a fapfic.

If I sign that, will they come to my house and take away my soul?


Nah, you'll be fine.


Far too much of a read, scrolled throug hand that would take me well over a day to get through, lol.

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Lividity Jones

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Collider wrote...

Ugh, this discussion about fapfics makes me wish my group was more popular. Let's continue talking about the storyline, please.


This is something that needs to be discussed. It is but one aspect of the fandom, nay every fandom, and one we will have to accept eventually.

#21691
sergio71785

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Here's a tip for finding something that's been posted before in this thread.

Go to google, and type in +"tali alive" and some words you remember. Like If I wanted to find that minific about Tali and Shep as little kids, I might write something like:

+"tali alive" +lil +shepard +saren +tali

Bam, it's right there. Just make sure you're positive the words were actually used.

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phonypapercut56 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Everything is fine until he starts talking about "spines". Then I just don't know what to think... Image IPB

Oh come on the spines would be better than hair. Two tongues is good too.

I'm fine with the physiology speculations.  The context, however...

#21693
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Lividity Jones wrote...

Collider wrote...

Ugh, this discussion about fapfics makes me wish my group was more popular. Let's continue talking about the storyline, please.


This is something that needs to be discussed. It is but one aspect of the fandom, nay every fandom, and one we will have to accept eventually.

Uh, it doesn't need to be discussed. I've looked at the other character threads and they almost never go this route. We can go elsewhere on the internet for smut, this thread doesn't need it.

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phonypapercut56 wrote...

Oh, hey guys. Just found the jackpot of Tali related smutfic/fapfic. Surprisingly, it is well written. Certainly NSFW. Probably not safe anywhere. I would advise you don't click this. But you will anyways. Don't forget chapter 2 and 3.


God...I just....couldn't even wrap my brain around half of that. And no, there is no way it could be considered even *remotely* well Written...
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knight5923

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phonypapercut56 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Everything is fine until he starts talking about "spines". Then I just don't know what to think... Image IPB

Oh come on the spines would be better than hair. Two tongues is good too.


.............. I'll just pretend I'm not as weirded out as I amImage IPB

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Storyline Discussion Time:



Any opinions on if LI's will have an impact on enemy dialogue during combat?

#21697
Lividity Jones

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I just want to say how hard I am laughing right now. "Lol" just doesn't cover it.

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CamoBadger wrote...

Storyline Discussion Time:

Any opinions on if LI's will have an impact on enemy dialogue during combat?


Most likely not.  Combat sound bytes are usually very generic.

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CamoBadger wrote...

Storyline Discussion Time:

Any opinions on if LI's will have an impact on enemy dialogue during combat?

There has been some speculation that TIM or the Reapers or some kind of enemy will either kill or your kidnap your LI. Scary. I could also see it a mile away if it happens, I hope Bioware doesn't go that route, it's nothing new and it would ****** off the fans if their LI had to die.

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Collider wrote...

The game is too easy for me to worry about choosing the optimal squad mates. Tali and whomever always works for me.


Agreed. Even on Insanity (you know, "that difficulty where you have to have Miranda in your squad or you die 100000 times") I have Tali in my squad the whole time and still destroy every level. I need to try it on a class besides the Soldier, but for what it's worth, the fact that I don't have to revive Tali as much as half my squaddies, plus the fact she's my LI, means she's not leaving my squad.

Even without her shotgun and AI Hacking, I don't notice the slightest disadvantage in her combat effectiveness.

Don't forget the "chemistry" aspect, where some NPC's are unpredictable (Zaeed, Miranda) and other's are more stationary (Tali, Garrus). I work better with those guys (and mixed with Thane and Grunt who never seem to die).

*goes back to lurk mode*