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[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah.

Just because I enjoy the idea of Tali being a crazed sex goddess does not mean I want her to act like one.

And that art is just in bad taste... I think.

24 years of pent up sexual tension.

Let me explain sex-tectonics.

When sex plates strain against each other, they create massive amounts of sex craving (lifetime of no contact)...And when the sex plates snap under the pressure (Tali coming out of her suit for the first time for Shepard) ... It creates...

The sex quake!

EDIT: TOP; Sex quake in progress. Proceed to designated sex quake bunkers.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:04 .

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

There are at least fifty-seven errors in your facial configuration.

The relevancy of this statement fails to meet the subject of the arguement. I am still waiting for a proper reply.

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah.

Just because I enjoy the idea of Tali being a crazed sex goddess does not mean I want her to act like one.

And that art is just in bad taste... I think.

24 years of pent up sexual tension.

Let me explain sex-tectonics.

When sex plates strain against each other, they create massive amounts of sex craving (lifetime of no contact)...And when the sex plates snap under the pressure (Tali coming out of her suit for the first time for Shepard) ... It creates...

The sex quake!

EDIT: TOP; Sex quake in progress. Proceed to designated sex quake bunkers.

I suddenly want a Master's Degree in geology.

[RedTracer7]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Yeah.

Just because I enjoy the idea of Tali being a crazed sex goddess does not mean I want her to act like one.

And that art is just in bad taste... I think.

24 years of pent up sexual tension.

Let me explain sex-tectonics.

When sex plates strain against each other, they create massive amounts of sex craving (lifetime of no contact)...And when the sex plates snap under the pressure (Tali coming out of her suit for the first time for Shepard) ... It creates...

The sex quake!

EDIT: TOP; Sex quake in progress. Proceed to designated sex quake bunkers.

Why aren't Quarian Sex-Tonics a course in college?

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

May I have some of that Tea?
*Drinks slowly*
You know, I should really pick some tea up when I go to the store later.  I need to pick up some other things too, you see.  Corn, Hamburger Helper, Canned Cream of Mushroom Soup...

WAIT

What was that?  Cream.  Canned.  CannedCream.

This feels so familiar....

*pulls gun out of hidden holster*

You just had to keep asking questions, didn't ya flatfoot? You couldn't just let it go. I wanted to end this without bloodshed, but you've forced my hand.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

There are at least fifty-seven errors in your facial configuration.

The relevancy of this statement fails to meet the subject of the arguement. I am still waiting for a proper reply.

Tali is hot.

[Azint]

SpatFieya wrote...
24 years of pent up sexual tension.

Let me explain sex-tectonics.

When sex plates strain against each other, they create massive amounts of sex craving (lifetime of no contact)...And when the sex plates snap under the pressure (Tali coming out of her suit for the first time for Shepard) ... It creates...

The sex quake!

I should be rolling my eyes at this, but I am not. I like this. An analogical explanation that actually works.

[Lividity Jones]

SpatFieya wrote...

24 years of pent up sexual tension.

Let me explain sex-tectonics.

When sex plates strain against each other, they create massive amounts of sex craving (lifetime of no contact)...And when the sex plates snap under the pressure (Tali coming out of her suit for the first time for Shepard) ... It creates...

The sex quake!

EDIT: TOP; Sex quake in progress. Proceed to designated sex quake bunkers.

Best post of the ****ing night right here.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


A damn good question. I would have gotten a Masters in that sh*t.
24 years of pent up sexual tension.

Let me explain sex-tectonics.

When sex plates strain against each other, they create massive amounts of sex craving (lifetime of no contact)...And when the sex plates snap under the pressure (Tali coming out of her suit for the first time for Shepard) ... It creates...

The sex quake!

EDIT: TOP; Sex quake in progress. Proceed to designated sex quake bunkers.

Why aren't Quarian Sex-Tonics a course in college?

A damn good question. I would have gotten a Masters in that sh*t.

[Azint]

Everyone has been giving me crap about my appearance lately.

Et tu, Rip?

[cannedcream]

nickFury wrote...

Im not sure why but I read this in Garrus' voice....weird

Because Garrus should be the voice inside all of our heads?

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

May I have some of that Tea?
*Drinks slowly*
You know, I should really pick some tea up when I go to the store later.  I need to pick up some other things too, you see.  Corn, Hamburger Helper, Canned Cream of Mushroom Soup...

WAIT

What was that?  Cream.  Canned.  CannedCream.

This feels so familiar....

*pulls gun out of hidden holster*

You just had to keep asking questions, didn't ya flatfoot? You couldn't just let it go. I wanted to end this without bloodshed, but you've forced my hand.

*Eyes Narrow*

CannedCream....!

*Attempts to Draw Akimbo M16s*

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I suddenly want a Master's Degree in geology.

I want to be the ambassador for Human/Quarian relations.

Quarian It's nice to meet you ambassador... May I ask, what is that... thing you're wearing?
Me: On Earth, this is called Tuxedo Speedo. It gives me more...flexibility to compliment my reach.
Quarian: Um... uh... is it hot in here?
Me: Maybe we should go decontaminate and let you...air out.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:10 .

[solazz]

SpatFieya wrote...
I want to be the ambassador for Human/Quarian relations.

Quarian It's nice to meet you ambassador... May I ask, what is that... think you're wearing?
Me: On Earth, this is called Tuxedo Speedo. It gives me more...flexibility to compliment my reach.
Quarian: Um... uh... is it hot in here?
Me: Maybe we should go decontaminate and let you...air out.

SpatFieya is so smooth with the quarian ladies.

[Lividity Jones]

phonypapercut wrote...

I think we need to hire a stereochemist to explain how chirality affects biological compounds. I remember reading on article on how it affects pheromones and I didn't understand most of it, but I caught a reference to how it can change their potency. Which got me thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if some pheromone produced by quarian females turned out to be really arousing to humans? And Shepard would be the only one to know...

I approve of this theory.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

Everyone has been giving me crap about my appearance lately.

Et tu, Rip?

Don't worry.

Tali thinks you're beautiful.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

I think we need to hire a stereochemist to explain how chirality affects biological compounds. I remember reading on article on how it affects pheromones and I didn't understand most of it, but I caught a reference to how it can change their potency. Which got me thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if some pheromone produced by quarian females turned out to be really arousing to humans? And Shepard would be the only one to know...

I approve of this theory.

That would be interesting...

[Azint]

phonypapercut wrote...

I think we need to hire a stereochemist to explain how chirality affects biological compounds. I remember reading on article on how it affects pheromones and I didn't understand most of it, but I caught a reference to how it can change their potency. Which got me thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if some pheromone produced by quarian females turned out to be really arousing to humans? And Shepard would be the only one to know...

Judging by the general populace of Tali fandom and how they interact, I don't think the phermones are really necesarry. Also; how would the phermones work through a sealed suit?

[Phil725]

phonypapercut wrote...

I think we need to hire a stereochemist to explain how chirality affects biological compounds. I remember reading an article on how it affects pheromones and I didn't understand most of it, but I caught a reference to how it can change their potency. Which got me thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if some pheromone produced by quarian females turned out to be really arousing to humans? And Shepard would be the only one to know...

These are quarians we're talking about, of course there's an extremely potent human arousing pheremone

[solazz]

phonypapercut wrote...

Azint wrote...

phonypapercut wrote...

I think we need to hire a stereochemist to explain how chirality affects biological compounds. I remember reading on article on how it affects pheromones and I didn't understand most of it, but I caught a reference to how it can change their potency. Which got me thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if some pheromone produced by quarian females turned out to be really arousing to humans? And Shepard would be the only one to know...

Judging by the general populace of Tali fandom and how they interact, I don't think the phermones are really necesarry. Also; how would the phermones work through a sealed suit?

They wouldn't. Which is why Shepard would be the only one who knows.

I believe the delivery of a "giggity" is in order.

[nickFury]

cannedcream wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Im not sure why but I read this in Garrus' voice....weird

Because Garrus should be the voice inside all of our heads?

Is it strange that when ever i, planning something out or trying to psyke myself up this is the case, sometimes its him and Tali...maybe I should spend less time here

nah

[Azint]

Speaking of Fetish Fuel, I have been considering the idea of giving Mass Effect its own page for it. The main reason I have not gone through with it yet is because do I really want to be the one to ask?

[cannedcream]

phonypapercut wrote...

I think we need to hire a stereochemist to explain how chirality affects biological compounds. I remember reading an article on how it affects pheromones and I didn't understand most of it, but I caught a reference to how it can change their potency. Which got me thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if some pheromone produced by quarian females turned out to be really arousing to humans? And Shepard would be the only one to know...

Seems a little redundant to me, but I'm not disapproving.