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Azint wrote...

Speaking of Fetish Fuel, I have been considering the idea of giving Mass Effect its own page for it. The main reason I have not gone through with it yet is because do I really want to be the one to ask?


You really should

You could write a book on it with Tali alone.

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phonypapercut wrote...

They wouldn't. Which is why Shepard would be the only one who knows.

He must have quite the reserve because if I remember correctly, he did not give Tali his raepface when she removed her mask.

#217128
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solazz wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
I want to be the ambassador for Human/Quarian relations.

Quarian It's nice to meet you ambassador... May I ask, what is that... think you're wearing?
Me: On Earth, this is called Tuxedo Speedo. It gives me more...flexibility to compliment my reach.
Quarian: Um... uh... is it hot in here?
Me: Maybe we should go decontaminate and let you...air out.

SpatFieya is so smooth with the quarian ladies.

*2 hours later*

Quarians father: There you are! Where were you? Your meeting with the human ambassador wasn't suppose to take that long!
Quarian: Oh! Uhh... we had.. *sneeze* ...a lot to.. talk about. *cough, sniffle*
QF: *Raises brow* ...And what did you talk about?
Quarian: Well, uh, *cough* ...we talked abou-
Me: *walks up* Hey, you feeling alright after- *looks at QF* ...who is this?

-To be continued-

Modifié par SpatFieya, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:20 .


#217129
Azint

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Speaking of Fetish Fuel, I have been considering the idea of giving Mass Effect its own page for it. The main reason I have not gone through with it yet is because do I really want to be the one to ask?


You really should

You could write a book on it with Tali alone.

I've been doing a lot of troping lately. I was even the one to add the Admiralty Board to the characters page.

Along with much more on other pages.

#217130
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Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Speaking of Fetish Fuel, I have been considering the idea of giving Mass Effect its own page for it. The main reason I have not gone through with it yet is because do I really want to be the one to ask?


You really should

You could write a book on it with Tali alone.

I've been doing a lot of troping lately. I was even the one to add the Admiralty Board to the characters page.

Along with much more on other pages.


Seems only right that you be the one to add the ME Fetish Fuel page. And that's not a perversion joke at your expense Azint.
In my mind at least, you and TV tropes go hand-in-hand.

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SpatFieya wrote...
*2 hours later*

Quarians father: There you are! Where were you? Your meeting with the human ambassador wasn't suppose to take that long!
Quarian: Oh! Uhh... we had.. *sneeze* ...a lot to.. talk about. *cough, sniffle*
QF: *Raises brow* ...And what did you talk about?
Quarian: Well, uh, *cough* ...we talked abou-
Me: *walks up* Hey, you feeling alright after- *looks at QF* ...who is this?

-To be continued-

*SpatFieya to his grandchildren*

And that's how I secured peace between our race and the quarians, kids.

#217132
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solazz wrote...

*SpatFieya to his grandchildren*

And that's how I secured peace between our race and the quarians, kids.

"Grandchildren?" I hope these are not products of inter-species breeding...

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I think we need to hire a stereochemist to explain how chirality affects biological compounds. I remember reading an article on how it affects pheromones and I didn't understand most of it, but I caught a reference to how it can change their potency. Which got me thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if some pheromone produced by quarian females turned out to be really arousing to humans? And Shepard would be the only one to know...

alot of it depends on the chemical receptors that the given chemical interacts with. Chirality,as I understand it any way, is the position of chemical substituents on the parent chemical chain, which gives you chiral centers centered around various carbon bonds. Altering chirality can change the effect of a molecule, if you alter the churality for the molecule for orange scent you can get lemmon scent, in others molecules it totaly unreactive, or make it bond to a chemical receptor differently have a completely different, stronger or even deadly effect. Like I said from what little I know this depends on the chemical itself as well as the part of the organism it interacts with.

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Azint wrote...

solazz wrote...

*SpatFieya to his grandchildren*

And that's how I secured peace between our race and the quarians, kids.

"Grandchildren?" I hope these are not products of inter-species breeding...

Of course not.  That's impossible.  Humans and quarians can't have children together!

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solazz wrote...

Azint wrote...

solazz wrote...

*SpatFieya to his grandchildren*

And that's how I secured peace between our race and the quarians, kids.

"Grandchildren?" I hope these are not products of inter-species breeding...

Of course not.  That's impossible.  Humans and quarians can't have children together!


the miracles of mad science genetic engineering my friendImage IPB

but seriously we probably shouldn't go there

#217136
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nickFury wrote...
the miracles of mad science genetic engineering my friendImage IPB

but seriously we probably shouldn't go there

But Azint wants us to.  He wills it.

#217137
Azint

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solazz wrote...

Of course not.  That's impossible.  Humans and quarians can't have children together!


I already know that. You should tell that to some of our other members.

#217138
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solazz wrote...

nickFury wrote...
the miracles of mad science genetic engineering my friendImage IPB

but seriously we probably shouldn't go there

But Azint wants us to.  He wills it.

Azint? Azint...why dose that name ring a bellImage IPB

#217139
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nickFury wrote...

Azint? Azint...why dose that name ring a bellImage IPB

You misspelled "does."

#217140
SpatFieya

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Azint wrote...

solazz wrote...

*SpatFieya to his grandchildren*

And that's how I secured peace between our race and the quarians, kids.

"Grandchildren?" I hope these are not products of inter-species breeding...

That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...

Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins lab
Shepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that possible?
Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.

Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO

Modifié par SpatFieya, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:33 .


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solazz wrote...

nickFury wrote...
the miracles of mad science genetic engineering my friendImage IPB

but seriously we probably shouldn't go there

But Azint wants us to.  He wills it.


Yay let's talk about abomination with 4 fingers! :wizard:

#217142
nickFury

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Azint wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Azint? Azint...why dose that name ring a bellImage IPB

You misspelled "does."

Oh hey Aznit
yes I know seem to be doing that alot lately.

#217143
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SpatFieya wrote...

Azint wrote...

solazz wrote...

*SpatFieya to his grandchildren*

And that's how I secured peace between our race and the quarians, kids.

"Grandchildren?" I hope these are not products of inter-species breeding...

That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...

Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins lab
Shepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that possible?
Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.

Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO

LMAOImage IPB
Edit: why the left one specificallyImage IPB

Modifié par nickFury, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:35 .


#217144
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SpatFieya wrote...

That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...

Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins lab
Shepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that possible?
Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.

Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO

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Ack.

Modifié par Azint, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:35 .


#217145
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SpatFieya wrote...

That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...

Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins lab
Shepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that possible?
Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.

Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO


I'm morbidly curious as to why he specified the left one.

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Azint wrote...
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Ack.

Wouldn't jumping out of one of the Normandy's windows result in being spaced?... :unsure:
...Again?... :?:whistle:

Modifié par Strawberry Kiwi, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:38 .


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Lividity Jones wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...

Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins lab
Shepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that possible?
Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.

Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO


I'm morbidly curious as to why he specified the left one.

As am I

#217148
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SpatFieya wrote...

That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...

Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins lab
Shepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that possible?
Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.

Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO


I laughed quite hard at your horror.

#217149
SpatFieya

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Lividity Jones wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...

Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins lab
Shepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that possible?
Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.

Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO


I'm morbidly curious as to why he specified the left one.

I wasn't exactly sure at first, but I assume it's because the "left testicle" is commonly used in jokes, insults, etc.

The human brain is an awesomely weird thing sometimes.

#217150
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Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

Azint wrote...
*snip*
Ack.

Wouldn't jumping out of one of the Normandy's windows result in being spaced?... :unsure:
...Again?... :?:whistle:


Somehow I find this preferable to giant needle testicle injections.