Azint wrote...
solazz wrote...
*SpatFieya to his grandchildren*
And that's how I secured peace between our race and the quarians, kids.
"Grandchildren?" I hope these are not products of inter-species breeding...
That reminds me of a weird, scary, dream I had one night...
Kelly: Commander, Mordin said he would like to speak with you. Said it was urgent.
*walks into Mordins labShepard: Mordin, you said you wanted to speak with me?
Mordin: Yes. Wanted to talk about your relationship. Many obstacles. Have solution.
Shepard: ...A solution to what?
Mordin: Understand human and quarian needs and desires. Having offspring one of them.
Shepard: ...Let me guess... You've... made that
possible?Mordin: *Smile* Yes. Started creating it shortly after collector base assault. Least I could do.
Shepard: Thanks Mordin... What do I do then?
Mordin *Raises big syringe and smiles* Inject into left testicle.
Me: *wakes up* MOTHER OF GOD NO
Modifié par SpatFieya, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:33 .