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[nickFury]

ok almost 3am sleepy time

Modifié par nickFury, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:45 .

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Somehow I find this preferable to giant needle testicle injections.

Indeed.

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...
I laughed quite hard at your horror.

Hey, one mans horror is another's humor I suppose.

But really, it freaked me out. It seemed so damn real, like, all 5 senses real. Mordin's lab was freaking cold.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

Generally when you ask a woman about her own considerations on pregnancy; it's only courtesy.

[SpatFieya]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Somehow I find this preferable to giant needle testicle injections.

Indeed.

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

Yeah... don't want to be giving her any "surprises". 

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

Generally when you ask a woman about her own considerations on pregnancy; it's only courtesy.

Yeah, generally.

[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Somehow I find this preferable to giant needle testicle injections.

Indeed.

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

Yeah... don't want to be giving her any "surprises". 

Tali: Pregnant?! How the hell am I pregnant?!

Shepard: Oh did I not tell you? Whoops.

[nickFury]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Somehow I find this preferable to giant needle testicle injections.

Indeed.

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

Hmm all things considered I think id do it for her *gulps* if its what she wants.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Tali: Pregnant?! How the hell am I pregnant?!

Shepard: Oh did I not tell you? Whoops.

I think this scenario would be more amusing to the audience (and a nightmare for them) if Mordin was covert about it.

Tali: Pregnant? How the hell am I pregant?!

Shepard: I don't know!

[RedTracer7]

*Walks In, Naked*



How did I end up back here?



*Leaves again*

[CptSkull]

RedTracer7 wrote...

*Walks In, Naked*

How did I end up back here?

*Leaves again*

That was random.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

I think this scenario would be more amusing to the audience (and a nightmare for them) if Mordin was covert about it.

Tali: Pregnant? How the hell am I pregant?!

Shepard: I don't know!

The idea that Mordin at some point sneaked into Shepard's room one night and injected his crotch with some kind of. . .insane fertility concoction terrifies me beyond words.

[SpatFieya]

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Somehow I find this preferable to giant needle testicle injections.

Indeed.

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

Hmm all things considered I think id do it for her *gulps* if its what she wants.

In complete honesty and at most truth on my part... if I was in that situation, and it was guaranteed not to create morbid, retarded kids... I'd probably man up and do it. Probably. But they would have to put me under with goddamn moose tranquilizers before hand.

This subject is creepy. Why can't we talk about quarians smelling like cherrys again?

EDIT: On second thought, screw it man, I'd rather adopt than do that sh-t. 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:56 .

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Azint wrote...

I think this scenario would be more amusing to the audience (and a nightmare for them) if Mordin was covert about it.

Tali: Pregnant? How the hell am I pregant?!

Shepard: I don't know!

The idea that Mordin at some point sneaked into Shepard's room one night and injected his crotch with some kind of. . .insane fertility concoction terrifies me beyond words.

STG training at work.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

*Walks In, Naked*

How did I end up back here?

*Leaves again*

Huh. So that's what Red's penis looks like.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

STG training at work.

Clearly. Excuse me while I go out to Wal-Mart at 3 AM in my pajamas to buy fifteen locks for my bedroom door.

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

*Walks In, Naked*

How did I end up back here?

*Leaves again*

Huh. So that's what Red's penis looks like.

That was suppose to be a penis?

Modifié par SpatFieya, 03 juillet 2010 - 07:58 .

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Somehow I find this preferable to giant needle testicle injections.

Indeed.

Also, asking Tali's opinion on the matter would be advised.

Hmm all things considered I think id do it for her *gulps* if its what she wants.

In complete honesty and at most truth on my part... if I was in that situation, and it was guaranteed not to create morbid, retarded kids... I'd probably man up and do it. Probably. But they would have to put me under with goddamn moose tranquilizers before hand.

This subject is creepy. Why can't we talk about quarians smelling like cherrys again?

EDIT: On second thought, screw it man, I'd rather adopt than do that sh-t. 

Adoption.

Seriously. Let's talk about... immunology... or quarian pouncing... or latex bodysuits of something...

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

The idea that Mordin at some point sneaked into Shepard's room one night and injected his crotch with some kind of. . .insane fertility concoction terrifies me beyond words.

STG training at work.

TIM has had bugs planted all over the ship. I can imagine him lounging in his office, watching Mordin do his work. Drinking the hell out of his scotch as he does.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

The idea that Mordin at some point sneaked into Shepard's room one night and injected his crotch with some kind of. . .insane fertility concoction terrifies me beyond words.

STG training at work.

TIM has had bugs planted all over the ship. I can imagine him lounging in his office, watching Mordin do his work. Drinking the hell out of his scotch as he does.

This hypothetical scenario really does just get creepier and creepier as it goes on.

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Adoption.

Seriously. Let's talk about... immunology... or quarian pouncing... or latex bodysuits of something...

Indeed x 1 Million

So, I'm really starting to wonder what Tali's or any Quarians skin in fact, looks like, feels, etc. I ask this because a while ago some were talking about her possibly having 'scales' or something of the sort. 

Plus Grunt did say that quarians aren't that "soft". 

[CptSkull]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

The idea that Mordin at some point sneaked into Shepard's room one night and injected his crotch with some kind of. . .insane fertility concoction terrifies me beyond words.

STG training at work.

TIM has had bugs planted all over the ship. I can imagine him lounging in his office, watching Mordin do his work. Drinking the hell out of his scotch as he does.

How did TIM become the head of Cerberus..... their could be 3 leaders in Cerberus.

[Lividity Jones]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Adoption.

Seriously. Let's talk about... immunology... or quarian pouncing... or latex bodysuits of something...

Indeed x 1 Million

So, I'm really starting to wonder what Tali's or any Quarians skin in fact, looks like, feels, etc. I ask this because a while ago some were talking about her possibly having 'scales' or something of the sort. 

Plus Grunt did say that quarians aren't that "soft". 

I don't think he meant that literally. It didn't seem very literal in the context of the conversation.

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

The idea that Mordin at some point sneaked into Shepard's room one night and injected his crotch with some kind of. . .insane fertility concoction terrifies me beyond words.

STG training at work.

TIM has had bugs planted all over the ship. I can imagine him lounging in his office, watching Mordin do his work. Drinking the hell out of his scotch as he does.

But Mordin seems to have already found most of the bugs. Which means that either
A) He missed some.
or
He knows they're there and he kept them around for a reason.

*TIM is shocked as Mordin turns towards the camera, winks, and proceeds to pull down Shepard's pants*

Okay, now I'm just creeping myself out.

[SpatFieya]

Lividity Jones wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Adoption.

Seriously. Let's talk about... immunology... or quarian pouncing... or latex bodysuits of something...

Indeed x 1 Million

So, I'm really starting to wonder what Tali's or any Quarians skin in fact, looks like, feels, etc. I ask this because a while ago some were talking about her possibly having 'scales' or something of the sort. 

Plus Grunt did say that quarians aren't that "soft". 

I don't think he meant that literally. It didn't seem very literal in the context of the conversation.

Yeah, he could be talking about their suits after all.