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[Kikaimegami]

Hey! Tali thread! Hey Tali thread! Hey. Guys. Hey.



High-three~!

[Hicrodonma]

Rip you are awesome and I agree completely. When some one knows what you want and gives it to you and you know what they want and you give it to them... Well let's just say it's magic.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Goddamn

So are you able to get the flu vaccine? I seem to recall it having something to do with eggs.

Huh. I didn't know that.

Yeah, guess I can get ze flu. Better stay away from those chickens, pigs or whatever the hell it is these days. 

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Well. Most everyone anyway.

They just love to hate you :3

True that.

[RiptideX1090]

Hicrodonma wrote...

Rip you are awesome and I agree completely. When some one knows what you want and gives it to you and you know what they want and you give it to them... Well let's just say it's magic.

It really is.

[nickFury]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Well. Most everyone anyway.

They just love to hate you :3

True that.

Easter Platypus we love you

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Hey! Tali thread! Hey Tali thread! Hey. Guys. Hey.

High-three~!

You know what you should do? Take Tali and make her shake Legion's hand just like Shepard did after that nice little chat they had after he reactivated Legion.

That would be so cute.

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...

You know what you should do? Take Tali and make her shake Legion's hand just like Shepard did after that nice little chat they had after he reactivated Legion.

That would be so cute.

I could totally do that. I need to port the textures to something Blender can use, then I could make that. I wish I could get the animations

[Hicrodonma]

In light of the recent string of Dominatrix Tali I really wish I knew how to make those little bars everyone has in their sigs. I would make a dominatrix Tali one alas I have neither the skills nor the equipment. So instead "Dominatrix Tali is Awesome" is what's going there for now.


Edit: Or maybe I should go with I support Dominatrix Tali?

Modifié par Hicrodonma, 03 juillet 2010 - 08:42 .

[Kikaimegami]

Also, I don't know why Tali doesn't have her mask. I'm going to have to either port it from the obj file I have or make a new one.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

I could totally do that. I need to port the textures to something Blender can use, then I could make that. I wish I could get the animations

Oh. I was thinking that you could do it in the game itself, but if that is the way you want to do it, I won't stop you.

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Oh. I was thinking that you could do it in the game itself, but if that is the way you want to do it, I won't stop you.

Oh! You mean play as Tali and do it? That would be easy

[Kikaimegami]

I don't suppose anyone has the name of her mesh handy?

[RiptideX1090]

*Working diligently on deciminated captured Collector Data, Legion's face plates twitch at the sound of something colliding with the door to the AI core. Opening the door, Shepard falls into his grasp, bruised, beaten, and apparently exhuasted*

Legion: Shepard-Commander! Immediate medical attention required. Running diagnostic. WARNING! Multiple stress fractures detected! Extensive bruising and muscular tearing detected! Epiderman abrasion and scraping detected! Dehydration detected! Bodily fluids have been completely exhausted. We will escort you to the Med Bay.

*Legion lays Shepard down on a medical table*

Shepard: Thank you Legion... Everything hurts...

*Tali burts into the med-bay*

Shepard: DAMMIT SHEPARD! Stop being a little bosh'tet and get back in bed! We haven't even had intercourse yet!

*Legion's brow plates spike upwards curiously*

Legion: WARNING: Shepard-Commander is damaged. He requires extensive repair.

Tali: *Glares at Legion* Not until I'm done! I've been stuck in that suit for TWENTY YEARS! *Picks Shepard up and walks out with him* I'm getting laid, or so help me ancestors, I will hack your optical sensors and you'll be stuck watching Hello Chiktikka for a month!

Legion: Acknowledged.

Tali: *turns to walk out*

Legion: Creator-Zorah.

Tali: What is it?

Legion: We have an archive of quarian mating practices. Our research shows that humans are not capabable of meeting output/input requirements for creators.

Tali: What's your point?

Legion: We recommend restraing. Human survival instinct dictates the need to stop after 48 hours of continous sexual activity. Humans will try to retreat to escape core system shutdown.

Tali: Thanks for the advice Legion.

Legion: We also recommend nerve stimulation programs. We have overclocking algorithems that will help. Uploading to your hardsuit. Will be useful in keeping Shepard-Commander conscious and Creator-Zorah moderately satisfied.

Shepard: Dammit Legion... You're not helping...

Tali: Thank you Legion.

*Tali drags Shepard out of the Medbay*

*Legion stands still, reaching consensus*

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

[RiptideX1090]

Hicrodonma wrote...

In light of the recent string of Dominatrix Tali I really wish I knew how to make those little bars everyone has in their sigs. I would make a dominatrix Tali one alas I have neither the skills nor the equipment. So instead "Dominatrix Tali is Awesome" is what's going there for now.


Edit: Or maybe I should go with I support Dominatrix Tali?

Just wait until I get my hands on the character models and textures...

"Mistress Tali" performing the quarian pounce will infect the internet like smallpox infects an immuno-compromised infant.

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

This has me rolling

ahahahahahahahahaha

Riptide, you magnificent bastard!

[Ron87]

Finally got my sig working! Thanks for the help!

Happy to be a Talimancer!

Hah, "high three". That's a good one.

[Zarcanada]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*Working diligently on deciminated captured Collector Data, Legion's face plates twitch at the sound of something colliding with the door to the AI core. Opening the door, Shepard falls into his grasp, bruised, beaten, and apparently exhuasted*

Legion: Shepard-Commander! Immediate medical attention required. Running diagnostic. WARNING! Multiple stress fractures detected! Extensive bruising and muscular tearing detected! Epiderman abrasion and scraping detected! Dehydration detected! Bodily fluids have been completely exhausted. We will escort you to the Med Bay.

*Legion lays Shepard down on a medical table*

Shepard: Thank you Legion... Everything hurts...

*Tali burts into the med-bay*

Shepard: DAMMIT SHEPARD! Stop being a little bosh'tet and get back in bed! We haven't even had intercourse yet!

*Legion's brow plates spike upwards curiously*

Legion: WARNING: Shepard-Commander is damaged. He requires extensive repair.

Tali: *Glares at Legion* Not until I'm done! I've been stuck in that suit for TWENTY YEARS! *Picks Shepard up and walks out with him* I'm getting laid, or so help me ancestors, I will hack your optical sensors and you'll be stuck watching Hello Chiktikka for a month!

Legion: Acknowledged.

Tali: *turns to walk out*

Legion: Creator-Zorah.

Tali: What is it?

Legion: We have an archive of quarian mating practices. Our research shows that humans are not capabable of meeting output/input requirements for creators.

Tali: What's your point?

Legion: We recommend restraing. Human survival instinct dictates the need to stop after 48 hours of continous sexual activity. Humans will try to retreat to escape core system shutdown.

Tali: Thanks for the advice Legion.

Legion: We also recommend nerve stimulation programs. We have overclocking algorithems that will help. Uploading to your hardsuit. Will be useful in keeping Shepard-Commander conscious and Creator-Zorah moderately satisfied.

Shepard: Dammit Legion... You're not helping...

Tali: Thank you Legion.

*Tali drags Shepard out of the Medbay*

*Legion stands still, reaching consensus*

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

OMG thats great poor Shep

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

*slowclap.gif*

[Shadowomega23]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*Working diligently on deciminated captured Collector Data, Legion's face plates twitch at the sound of something colliding with the door to the AI core. Opening the door, Shepard falls into his grasp, bruised, beaten, and apparently exhuasted*

Legion: Shepard-Commander! Immediate medical attention required. Running diagnostic. WARNING! Multiple stress fractures detected! Extensive bruising and muscular tearing detected! Epiderman abrasion and scraping detected! Dehydration detected! Bodily fluids have been completely exhausted. We will escort you to the Med Bay.

*Legion lays Shepard down on a medical table*

Shepard: Thank you Legion... Everything hurts...

*Tali burts into the med-bay*

Shepard: DAMMIT SHEPARD! Stop being a little bosh'tet and get back in bed! We haven't even had intercourse yet!

*Legion's brow plates spike upwards curiously*

Legion: WARNING: Shepard-Commander is damaged. He requires extensive repair.

Tali: *Glares at Legion* Not until I'm done! I've been stuck in that suit for TWENTY YEARS! *Picks Shepard up and walks out with him* I'm getting laid, or so help me ancestors, I will hack your optical sensors and you'll be stuck watching Hello Chiktikka for a month!

Legion: Acknowledged.

Tali: *turns to walk out*

Legion: Creator-Zorah.

Tali: What is it?

Legion: We have an archive of quarian mating practices. Our research shows that humans are not capabable of meeting output/input requirements for creators.

Tali: What's your point?

Legion: We recommend restraing. Human survival instinct dictates the need to stop after 48 hours of continous sexual activity. Humans will try to retreat to escape core system shutdown.

Tali: Thanks for the advice Legion.

Legion: We also recommend nerve stimulation programs. We have overclocking algorithems that will help. Uploading to your hardsuit. Will be useful in keeping Shepard-Commander conscious and Creator-Zorah moderately satisfied.

Shepard: Dammit Legion... You're not helping...

Tali: Thank you Legion.

*Tali drags Shepard out of the Medbay*

*Legion stands still, reaching consensus*

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

Uh, I don't think that she spent 20 years in that suit. You may want to rephrase it to physical contant. Tali does state that they don't get their first suit till they reach adolence.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Just wait until I get my hands on the character models and textures...

"Mistress Tali" performing the quarian pounce will infect the internet like smallpox infects an immuno-compromised infant.

My days online are numbered.

You've seen worse on here.