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[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

This has me rolling

ahahahahahahahahaha

Riptide, you magnificent bastard!

I'm glad you approve.

[Hicrodonma]

HAHAHA!!! EDI giving Legion joke tips. Sad thing is the best jokes are true.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*Working diligently on deciminated captured Collector Data, Legion's face plates twitch at the sound of something colliding with the door to the AI core. Opening the door, Shepard falls into his grasp, bruised, beaten, and apparently exhuasted*

Legion: Shepard-Commander! Immediate medical attention required. Running diagnostic. WARNING! Multiple stress fractures detected! Extensive bruising and muscular tearing detected! Epiderman abrasion and scraping detected! Dehydration detected! Bodily fluids have been completely exhausted. We will escort you to the Med Bay.

*snip*

Ouch. I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard. Almost.

[RiptideX1090]

Shadowomega23 wrote...


Uh, I don't think that she spent 20 years in that suit. You may want to rephrase it to physical contant. Tali does state that they don't get their first suit till they reach adolence.

She wasn't being literal.

Maybe.

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'm glad you approve.

Kikaimegami approves (+100)

[RiptideX1090]

Right. Seriously.



Reckoning.



I've wasted too much time on this...

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shadowomega23 wrote...


Uh, I don't think that she spent 20 years in that suit. You may want to rephrase it to physical contant. Tali does state that they don't get their first suit till they reach adolence.

She wasn't being literal.

Maybe.

It isn't easy to think straight when you're on a rush.

[Shadowomega23]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shadowomega23 wrote...


Uh, I don't think that she spent 20 years in that suit. You may want to rephrase it to physical contant. Tali does state that they don't get their first suit till they reach adolence.

She wasn't being literal.

Maybe.

Wait, you wrote it and you are not even sure? This is bad, very very bad.

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right. Seriously.

Reckoning.

I've wasted too much time on this...

It wasn't a waste at all! You totally made my day

[Ron87]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

So is this.

Modifié par Ron87, 03 juillet 2010 - 08:56 .

[TheAwesomologist]

*Legion stands still, reaching consensus*

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

As funny as the rest of these shorts are I just wanted to say, I love reading the interactions the people come up with between Legion and EDI.

Oh and... OUCH!

[Hicrodonma]

Honestly I wish you'd waste more time on this the shear awesomeness that comes from this makes me a very very happy guy.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right. Seriously.

Reckoning.

I've wasted too much time on this...

Yes. Go and make something kinky about Xen instead.

Nah. It'll be fun to see what's next for the hot quarian.

[Kikaimegami]

Shepard-Commander will be feeling that in the morning, and the next day, and into next week..

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard-Commander will be feeling that in the morning, and the next day, and into next week..

Assuming the overclocked nerve stimulators don't short circuit his nervous system.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Legion: Consensus achieved. Creator-Zorah 'wears the pants' in Shepard-Zorah relationship. That was a joke.

EDI: You're improving.

I thought of Borat when I read that.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right. Seriously.

Reckoning.

I've wasted too much time on this...

Yes. Go and make something kinky about Xen instead.

Nah. It'll be fun to see what's next for the hot quarian.

No kinky anything about Xen.

Mistress Xen will come later, I think.

Seriously... someone should save all of these or something... I hate searching for them.

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Assuming the overclocked nerve stimulators don't short circuit his nervous system.

Eh, he has cybernetics, he'll be fine.

Oh god, I wonder if she could hack his cybernetics...

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right. Seriously.

Reckoning.

I've wasted too much time on this...

It wasn't a waste at all! You totally made my day

Awwww.

Totally worth it then.

[Lividity Jones]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Assuming the overclocked nerve stimulators don't short circuit his nervous system.

Eh, he has cybernetics, he'll be fine.

Oh god, I wonder if she could hack his cybernetics...

Implications... pleasant?

[Zarcanada]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right. Seriously.

Reckoning.

I've wasted too much time on this...

Yes. Go and make something kinky about Xen instead.

Nah. It'll be fun to see what's next for the hot quarian.

No kinky anything about Xen.

Mistress Xen will come later, I think.

Seriously... someone should save all of these or something... I hate searching for them.

i just saved the last two of them fot to go back and get the first one

[nickFury]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right. Seriously.

Reckoning.

I've wasted too much time on this...

Not to pry but is there an eta?

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Awwww.

Totally worth it then.

Yup, now you know how to make me happy.

Legionfic.

[Titanium Man]

Okay, you know the Alternate Appearances Pack? Here's what I want for Legion: I want him to be recolored in a pleasing purple color. And make his eye light bright yellow. This will create a delicious Shockwave reference.