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[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

I've been told I do a very good Sten.

Although, his is pretty easy.

I really like his voice.

[Kikaimegami]

Bear in mind that Tali would not be the only person I'd be pranking

[Homebound]

Wrex: Who do you think would win in a street fight? Shepard or Joker?

[Homebound]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

I've been told I do a very good Sten.

Although, his is pretty easy.

I really like his voice.

I heard Sten's voice actor was---(Oh God, lame pun, 'I hear Sten's voice..') the same dude who did the voice of Heero Yuy in Gundam Wing.  Thats awesome that Bioware had hired him.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

SWM: Oh! Don't forget to change the password! And change background to something from the latest issue of Fornax!

Kikai: Here, try this. *uploads "2 quarian 1183 geth" to the console* *spastic gigglefit*

SWM: Here she comes!

*Runs away to the drive core*

Tali:...and then I said: "No, you bosh'tet, it works like..." Keelah, what is this?

Shepard: So...Tali. How long have you been "cleaning the engine?"
 
Tali: No! This wasn't...Kenneth! That little...

[Mozer121]

Just_mike wrote...

Wrex: Who do you think would win in a street fight? Shepard or Joker?

If Shepard is paragon, he wouldn't fight. Joker wins.

If he is renegade, breaks both Joker's legs. Shepard wins.

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...
 
Tali: No! This wasn't...Kenneth! That little...

Going to kick him right in the daddy-bags!

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

So. . . you guys are going to do all the same **** I used to pull on my old roommate?

Are you also going to make embarrassing posts under her username on Space Facebook, too?

Probably!

And make an attempt to rickroll her at least once.

Did that to him, too.
Wrote out the ENTIRE song, each word on it's own post-it note and pasted them all over his walls.

[solazz]

Mozer121 wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Wrex: Who do you think would win in a street fight? Shepard or Joker?

If Shepard is paragon, he wouldn't fight. Joker wins.

If he is renegade, breaks both Joker's legs. Shepard wins.

I don't know.  My Shep is paragon and we all know Joker probably is a smack talker when it comes to fighting.  Even the savior of the galaxy can only take so many "your mother" jokes.

[Kikaimegami]

cannedcream wrote...

Did that to him, too.
Wrote out the ENTIRE song, each word on it's own post-it note and pasted them all over his walls.

This is.. it's.. beautiful. *wipes tear from eye*

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Bear in mind that Tali would not be the only person I'd be pranking

You are soooooo going to get 'accidentally' spaced.

[Homebound]

It feels like I missed a lot for some reason.

[Kira Shepard]

Is tali team jacob or team edward?

*just testing to see if anyone is listening to me.*

[Kikaimegami]

That possibly beats out foiling someone's room. Rickrolling someone's room.

[NuclearBuddha]

XII:  The Terror Lingers

It was Inspector Vakarian who finally responded to our repeated pounding upon the door of our would-be prison. It does him credit that while he paled at the sight of what Dr. Newstead had become, he had no suspicion or recrimination to direct at us, for no crime within human capability could have effected such a nightmarishly verdant metamorphosis. Mindful of the doomed explorer’s own terrible preparations and desperate, maddened warning, we made use of the supply of powerful solvent he had procured to obliterate his remains, which even after the repeated shots by Miss Williams’ revolver shewed signs of a certain vegetable rejuvenation. Miss Zorah bravely offered to help us, but judging her delicate health to be a risk as she had already witnessed such a shocking transformation and even suffered a physical altercation, I bade her to conserve her strength for the renewed travel we would soon face. I wished no further danger to her; phantasmagoric images of tiny spores becoming caught in the ruffles of her dress momentarily clouded my mind. This mad intrusion into our own time from the awful past could not be allowed to exist, and so with bolstered resolve on my part, the constable and I set about the grim task, making sure to avoid allowing bits of the plant’s matter to adhere to our clothes.

Lieutenant Alenko and the Cossack Urdnot made a thorough search of the estate for the repellent maid, but of her, no trace could be found. Her olive complexion, once merely somehow outside the realm of ordinary pigmentation, now filled my reeling mind with the most awful of associations, intimating that perhaps another carrier of that floral intelligence remained. To this day, I cannot observe the tracery of lightning in the distance, nor behold a flickering light bulb without wondering if somewhere that once-human creature abides, waiting, taking nourishment from the wrath of nature or the invention of man and growing. As for the apparent immunity of Dr. Newstead’s bodyguards, I wonder if some trace of human volition had remained in the pitiable man that he resisted the Thorian’s grotesque impulses. Or perhaps it was the pharmacological effects of the good Lieutenant’s regimen and the rude steppes-bred robustness of the Cossack that rendered them invulnerable where the maid was not. In any event, the Lieutenant remained the man I had always known, and he vouched for his more taciturn countryman.

As we left the benighted estate that had seen such terror and lurking malignancy take residence, I noted with some satisfaction that the unnatural vedure which held the grounds in its unwholesome grip shewed signs of withering and decay. That which had closed its vegetable talons about Dr. Newstead’s soul must have served the awful matted greenery as sort of a nerve-centre and its destruction had robbed the growths of their dreadful vitality. Yet even with this relieved conjecture was tinged with the painful knowledge of what the professor claimed waits beneath the Antarctic glaciers for another unlucky explorer to find: mile upon mile of the terrible vines, brooding nightmarishly over the carcass of a race which suffered not one, but two annihilating tragedies. Perhaps neither this, nor the fate of that mysterious maid, shall matter in the course of human history, though. The end may come swifter, and from another source entirely.

[Homebound]

Kikaimegami wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Did that to him, too.
Wrote out the ENTIRE song, each word on it's own post-it note and pasted them all over his walls.

This is.. it's.. beautiful. *wipes tear from eye*

Your avatar...Its hypnotizing.

[Lividity Jones]

Kira Shepard wrote...

Is tali team jacob or team edward?
*just testing to see if anyone is listening to me.*

You shut your ****ing **** **** mouth right the **** now with that ****ing ****.

[Kikaimegami]

cannedcream wrote...

You are soooooo going to get 'accidentally' spaced.

They can't space me if they can't catch me!

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Did that to him, too.
Wrote out the ENTIRE song, each word on it's own post-it note and pasted them all over his walls.

This is.. it's.. beautiful. *wipes tear from eye*

Can't imagine why he hates me now. . . :innocent:

[Homebound]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

Is tali team jacob or team edward?
*just testing to see if anyone is listening to me.*

You shut your ****ing **** **** mouth right the **** now with that ****ing ****.

[RedTracer7]

Shadowomega23 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Shadowomega23 wrote...

Wow this thread is really moving along tonite now. Red did you read over my iteration of the Fast Battleship back on page 8748 or 8747? Also no repsonce to my theories in that "wall of text" Kira Shepard pointed out?

I can't make a real strong judgment on the design, as I don't know much about Laser Physics, and thus its hard to tell how useful the Thanix based weapons systems would be.  I know the Normandy had it, but there is a big difference when you scale it up to BB size.

In the 3D battlefield of space, also, it would be easy to flank the BB by coming up beneath it, as it would take a while to turn.  An inline Mass Accelerator is quicker to turn in that regard, because there is no "minimum traverse" for it.  

But like I said, I can't really analyze it much with the laser platform.

That is why there are Ventral mounted guns, Ventral in lamens terms means belly. As for Lasers their only point defence Thanix isn't laser based.

"Following the Battle of the Citadel, human and turian volunteers conducted a massive three-month survey effort to clear the station's orbit of debris. Secretly, the turian Office of Technological Reconnaissance "volunteers" were technology recovery specialists salvaging the main weapon of the geth flagship Sovereign, and large amounts of its valuable element zero core.
Contrary to popular belief, Sovereign's main gun was not a directed energy weapon. Rather, its massive element zero core powered an electromagnetic field suspending a liquid iron-uranium-tungsten alloy that shaped into armor-piercing projectiles when fired. The jet of molten metal, accelerated to a fraction of the speed of light, destroys targets by impact force and irresistible heat.
Only 11 months after the battle, the turians produced the Thanix, their own miniaturized version of Sovereign's gun. The Thanix can fire reliably every five seconds, rivaling a cruiser's firepower but mountable on a fighter or frigate. "

Furthermore using 2 Elemet zero cores instead of one larger one should create a larger more even mass effect fields allows better movement. Further Increase manuverablity going from Static thrust nossels to vector thrust would allow for better control and quick movement in space.

Ah, I missed the ventral part.  I say you start building em for the Reaper War.  Tali's gonna need em to protect her!

[Kikaimegami]

Just_mike wrote...

Your avatar...Its hypnotizing.

Yesssssssssssssssss

Watch the head-flaps.

Watch them.

Watch.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

That possibly beats out foiling someone's room. Rickrolling someone's room.

Placing a small holo projector in the middle of the room that projects the video on every wall. With surround sound.