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[TTTX]

Someone With Mass wrote...

TTTX wrote...


Garrus/Chakwas then.

The woman who's probably twice his age? No thanks.

I wasn't serious.

[Phil725]

Someone With Mass wrote...

TTTX wrote...


Garrus/Chakwas then.

The woman who's probably twice his age? No thanks.

What ever happened to Dr Michel for Garrus?

[NCLanceman]

Someone With Mass wrote...

TTTX wrote...


Garrus/Chakwas then.

The woman who's probably twice his age? No thanks.

Allow me to remind you of something from Mass Effect.

Liara: I'm suprised at your doctor's knowledge of asari physiology.
Shepard: Doctor Chakwas is the best. She knows what she's doing.

Oh yes. This could work out pretty well for Garrus. You know those relationship aides FemSheps get? I'll bet Chakwas wrote them.

[Lividity Jones]

Phil725 wrote...

What ever happened to Dr Michel for Garrus?

Not badass enough.

Garrus/Jack has such potential.

[Someone With Mass]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

TTTX wrote...

or Garrus/Kelly

Uhh... No.

Garrus is a bro and Shepard will return said bro-ness by being a wingman for him and Jack, not setting him up with the varren-****er.

... but you f*ck ONE varren...

Varren can be more than just ****toys.

Like...

Or...

Pick one.

[TTTX]

NCLanceman wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

TTTX wrote...


Garrus/Chakwas then.

The woman who's probably twice his age? No thanks.

Allow me to remind you of something from Mass Effect.

Liara: I'm suprised at your doctor's knowledge of asari physiology.
Shepard: Doctor Chakwas is the best. She knows what she's doing.

Oh yes. This could work out pretty well for Garrus. You know those relationship aides FemSheps get? I'll bet Chakwas wrote them.

she had personal experince.

[Someone With Mass]

NCLanceman wrote...

Allow me to remind you of something from Mass Effect.

Liara: I'm suprised at your doctor's knowledge of asari physiology.
Shepard: Doctor Chakwas is the best. She knows what she's doing.

Oh yes. This could work out pretty well for Garrus. You know those relationship aides FemSheps get? I'll bet Chakwas wrote them.

I'll bet she had extra personal experiance during the FCW...

[TTTX]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

What ever happened to Dr Michel for Garrus?

Not badass enough.

Garrus/Jack has such potential.

sorry but I'm for Garrus/Kasumi.

I can't see Garrus/Jack work.

[Hicrodonma]

Varren mount for the win.

[Phil725]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

What ever happened to Dr Michel for Garrus?

Not badass enough.

Garrus/Jack has such potential.

I do like it actually

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Greeting Talimancers. Long time Tali fan here as this post will show. Whilst browsing the forums I ran into an old friend from the the pre-ME1 days on the old boards. This brought on something of a bout of nostalgia and I decided to see if the old forums were still around.

Whilst doing so I ran across this little gem, dated 12 August 2007. I just thought you guys might get a kick out of us primitive proto-talimancers speculating wildly and making complete fools out of ourselves in threads that got locked after 10 pages (ha!). I can't believe some of the things I posted back then. Ironically those old threads pretty much mimicked the character threads that exist today with their far share of haters, trolls and off-topic-ness. But there was a spirit of friendship too. Hope you find it insightful and got a few laughs out of it.

Talimancing
Talimancing never changes.

Modifié par Leftnt Sharpe, 04 juillet 2010 - 09:23 .

[Thelacan]

Intermission!

A cold day on Noveria, chapter four

*****


“You look so silly” she giggled at him.
“I do that a lot, or so I hear” he smirked. He kept the tube between his lips and every now and then sucked it a little bit, making the tube wobble and causing Tali to giggle a bit more. He liked the sound of her giggling so he started to exaggerate his sucking, suddenly making a loud slurp which caused her to laugh.
“Shepard, stop it” she gasped for air. “Please, I can't breath” she laughed and coughed. Shepard had finished with the paste anyway so he just spat it out from his mouth, making Tali chuckle.
“What was so funny” Shepard asked, smiling at her, trying to ignore the sticky paste in his mouth, his tongue getting stuck in it.
“You” she said quietly and Shepard tilted his head, grinning. “I mean, not in that way!”
“Uh-huh”
“No, I.. I meant that, it's just, that you eat nutrient paste, from a tube, like quarians do” she started to babble. Shepard let a small laughter out. “Relax Tali, I was just teasing”
“I, um.. I knew that”
“But?”
“I just got nervous”
“About what?”

*****

Please read & review if you have nothing else to do! Thanks!

[Lividity Jones]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Greeting Talimancers. Long time Tali fan here as this post will show. Whilst browsing the forums I ran into an old friend from the the pre-ME1 days on the old boards. This brought on something of a bout of nostalgia and I decided to see if the old forums were still around.

Whilst doing so I ran across this little gem, dated 12 August 2007. I just thought you guys might get a kick out of us primitive proto-talimancers speculating wildly and making complete fools out of ourselves in threads that got locked after 10 pages (ha!). I can't believe some of the things I posted back then. Ironically those old threads pretty much mimicked the character threads that exist today with their far share of haters, trolls and off-topic-ness. But there was a spirit of friendship too. Hope you find it insightful and got a few laughs out of it.

Talimancing
Talimancing never changes.

And Priestly still hates us...

[NCLanceman]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

What ever happened to Dr Michel for Garrus?

Not badass enough.

Garrus/Jack has such potential.

Or, you know, Ashley / Garrus. Or Garrus / Dr. Michel. Or my personal favorite scenario...

Garrus: I don't know about this Shepard...
Shepard: Relax, it'll be fine.

*Shepard drags Garrus into Dark Star, then fiddles with his omni-tool.*

Garrus: What exactly are we doing he-

*Shepard raises a finger as he makes his final adjustments. He taps a key and three spotlights focus on him and Garrus standing by the door. With another command, Shepard connects his omni-tool com to the speaker system.*

Shepard (Upper Left Blue): Ladies. *presents Garrus with a flourish* This man is available.
Garrus: Oh spirits...

*In classic form, every female in the bar is looking directly at Garrus. About three dismiss him immediately, but the other fourty or so keep looking, with various levels of... anticipation.*

Shepard: *covers the mic* Come on, Garrus, it's up to you to sell this.
Garrus: *under breath* Fine. *clears throat, in deep flanging voice* Evening ladies, I'm here to get this party started.

*Some ladies don't bother hiding their reaction to his voice. A small clique of human women drag him off while the jealously left in the room remains palpable. Shepard gives his friend a mock salute as Tali enters the club behind him.*

Tali: You know, when I wrote that algorithm, that's not exactly what I had in mind.
Shepard: Yeah, but I wasn't going to get any use out of it. *takes her hand* I'm already taken.

*The one asari in the room that had been watching Shepard instead of Garrus sulks off, dejected. Tali runs a finger down one of Shepard's old-scars.*

Tali: You old softie.
Shepard: Guilty as charged.

*The two take each others hands as they touch his forehead to her faceplate.*

[Someone With Mass]

Well, I'm going to do my best to keep it that way until ME3 and beyond.

The Talimancing, that is.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 04 juillet 2010 - 09:31 .

[Lividity Jones]

NCLanceman wrote...

Or, you know, Ashley / Garrus. Or Garrus / Dr. Michel. Or my personal favorite scenario...

Garrus: I don't know about this Shepard...
Shepard: Relax, it'll be fine.

*Shepard drags Garrus into Dark Star, then fiddles with his omni-tool.*

Garrus: What exactly are we doing he-

*Shepard raises a finger as he makes his final adjustments. He taps a key and three spotlights focus on him and Garrus standing by the door. With another command, Shepard connects his omni-tool com to the speaker system.*

Shepard (Upper Left Blue): Ladies. *presents Garrus with a flourish* This man is available.
Garrus: Oh spirits...

*In classic form, every female in the bar is looking directly at Garrus. About three dismiss him immediately, but the other fourty or so keep looking, with various levels of... anticipation.*

Shepard: *covers the mic* Come on, Garrus, it's up to you to sell this.
Garrus: *under breath* Fine. *clears throat, in deep flanging voice* Evening ladies, I'm here to get this party started.

*Some ladies don't bother hiding their reaction to his voice. A small clique of human women drag him off while the jealously left in the room remains palpable. Shepard gives his friend a mock salute as Tali enters the club behind him.*

Tali: You know, when I wrote that algorithm, that's not exactly what I had in mind.
Shepard: Yeah, but I wasn't going to get any use out of it. *takes her hand* I'm already taken.

*The one asari in the room that had been watching Shepard instead of Garrus sulks off, dejected. Tali runs a finger down one of Shepard's old-scars.*

Tali: You old softie.
Shepard: Guilty as charged.

*The two take each others hands as they touch his forehead to her faceplate.*

Alright, you win.

This is awesome.

"Gentlemanly" doesn't even cover Shepard at this point.

He's gallant.

[nitefyre410]

Phil725 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

What ever happened to Dr Michel for Garrus?

Not badass enough.

Garrus/Jack has such potential.

I do like it actually

  


 Yall do know that Turians tend to be violent when they mate  and  Jack  is a biotic with very little fine tune to control... I am not against it i am just saying that I don't want to see Shep wingman end as a spot on a the wall but then... 

Shepherd: Hey Garrus have you seen  Tali  

Garrus:  No i was just  finishing these calibrations and i was going to look for Jack  

EDI :  Tali'Zorah and Jack are currently located in the Port Side observation Commander.  they  don't wish to be disturbed 

Garrus: You don't think..?  

Shepherd: Are you willing to take that chance ?  

Garrus:   Your right... Run.   


*minutes later*  

Jack: what the **** where  did that ****  ass Turian go... 

Tali:  Shepherd knows better he can't hide from on this ship.   *grabs  hand cuffs and whip* 

[Someone With Mass]

NCLanceman wrote...

Or, you know, Ashley / Garrus. Or Garrus / Dr. Michel. Or my personal favorite scenario...

Garrus: I don't know about this Shepard...
Shepard: Relax, it'll be fine.

*Shepard drags Garrus into Dark Star, then fiddles with his omni-tool.*

Garrus: What exactly are we doing he-

*Shepard raises a finger as he makes his final adjustments. He taps a key and three spotlights focus on him and Garrus standing by the door. With another command, Shepard connects his omni-tool com to the speaker system.*

Shepard (Upper Left Blue): Ladies. *presents Garrus with a flourish* This man is available.
Garrus: Oh spirits...

*In classic form, every female in the bar is looking directly at Garrus. About three dismiss him immediately, but the other fourty or so keep looking, with various levels of... anticipation.*

Shepard: *covers the mic* Come on, Garrus, it's up to you to sell this.
Garrus: *under breath* Fine. *clears throat, in deep flanging voice* Evening ladies, I'm here to get this party started.

*Some ladies don't bother hiding their reaction to his voice. A small clique of human women drag him off while the jealously left in the room remains palpable. Shepard gives his friend a mock salute as Tali enters the club behind him.*

Tali: You know, when I wrote that algorithm, that's not exactly what I had in mind.
Shepard: Yeah, but I wasn't going to get any use out of it. *takes her hand* I'm already taken.

*The one asari in the room that had been watching Shepard instead of Garrus sulks off, dejected. Tali runs a finger down one of Shepard's old-scars.*

Tali: You old softie.
Shepard: Guilty as charged.

*The two take each others hands as they touch his forehead to her faceplate.*

Nice. Paragon Shepard really knows how to treat people.
Now do a Renegade version.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Greeting Talimancers. Long time Tali fan here as this post will show. Whilst browsing the forums I ran into an old friend from the the pre-ME1 days on the old boards. This brought on something of a bout of nostalgia and I decided to see if the old forums were still around.

Whilst doing so I ran across this little gem, dated 12 August 2007. I just thought you guys might get a kick out of us primitive proto-talimancers speculating wildly and making complete fools out of ourselves in threads that got locked after 10 pages (ha!). I can't believe some of the things I posted back then. Ironically those old threads pretty much mimicked the character threads that exist today with their far share of haters, trolls and off-topic-ness. But there was a spirit of friendship too. Hope you find it insightful and got a few laughs out of it.

Talimancing
Talimancing never changes.

And Priestly still hates us...

I don't think Priestly hates Talimancers or character fan threads in general. What he has always hated is people getting wildly off topic and making pointless posts. Back then Priestly and Woo were very active on the boards and would pounce on off topic or repeat threads like Ninjas. These days they seem to be content to let the Horse go on the moors and turn semi-wild. As long as the Horse doesn't end up in the next county its cool.

[Lividity Jones]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

I don't think Priestly hates Talimancers or character fan threads in general. What he has always hated is people getting wildly off topic and making pointless posts. Back then Priestly and Woo were very active on the boards and would pounce on off topic or repeat threads like Ninjas. These days they seem to be content to let the Horse go on the moors and turn semi-wild. As long as the Horse doesn't end up in the next county its cool.

True.

No point in complaining about leniancy on a private forum...

[Hicrodonma]

Dominatrix Tali makes her return. I like it. Anyway I personally don't see Garrus getting any lady. It would almost cheapen him I think.

[Kira Shepard]

Working on the opening for Coup a challenge/project that i hope someone might see fit to take on.
xxx
“Are we certain that this is the right thing to do?” Han’Gerrel asked of the other admirals as they looked upon their copy of the datapad. “If we agree to support this, if we agree to commit to this war, our entire race might bear the consequences.”

“That’s odd.” Zaal’Koris chided him from across the table. “I’d have thought you’d jump at the chance to go to war.”

“With the Geth certainly.” Han frowned at his political rival. “But this is far more dangerous. Say we fail? Say this plot is foiled.”

“It is not a decision to be made lightly.” Daro’Xen agreed scanning her eyes over the document.

“But the principle behind this choice must be upheld.” They turned seeing the normally silent Shala’Raan adding her signature to the document. “I submit a vote in favor of war.”

Han blinked before chuckling from behind his mask. “Well, what are they going to do? Ostracize us again?” He clicked his message of assent into the datapad. “Let’s do it.”

Koris nodded as he added his own name to the document. “There comes a time when someone has to say enough. I say that time is now.”

Xen nodded as she added the final curve to her name. “Far be it for me to defend what does not work.”

“Then it is decided.” Shala’Raan sent the fully signed document back to the Normandy. “We will go to war.”

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

I don't think Priestly hates Talimancers or character fan threads in general. What he has always hated is people getting wildly off topic and making pointless posts. Back then Priestly and Woo were very active on the boards and would pounce on off topic or repeat threads like Ninjas. These days they seem to be content to let the Horse go on the moors and turn semi-wild. As long as the Horse doesn't end up in the next county its cool.

True.

No point in complaining about leniancy on a private forum...

True enough. I think i might stick around and discuss Tali for a bit if thats ok with you guys.

[Andaius20]

hey folks how's it going in here? Anythign new and exciting? Also happy 4th all!