RedTracer7 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
BigKahuna25 wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
so what would this holiday be called exactly? "The Homeworld Reclamation Mass Orgy?"
Homecoming.
i dunno... i kinda like "homeworld reclamation mass orgy" myself.
I could live with that.
If it's going to be Orgy day, can I get Slave Girl Quarian and Xen in on the action?
I'll allow it.
Tali: I don't understand Shepard... how is having an orgy with me and Admiral Xen and her servant going to help the quarian's repopulation...?
Shepard: Well... you know we all have to do our part for the species, right?
Tali: Yeah...
Shepard: Well... you and I aren't going to be helping anyway... and can you honestly say you want Xen having kids? One Xen is crazy enough... so... if she's busy with us... she cant' be getting busy with a quarian man... and we save the world from Xen babies!
Tali: Shepard, you're an idiot.
Shepard: *under his breath* Dammit Garrus... I'm never taking relationship advice from you again...