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[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

*nods*
Tali thread.

Cream.

[Someone With Mass]

Kira Shepard wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

So...uh, what's up with this orgy I keep reading about?

the celebration of the quarians reclaiming the homeworld.

Nicely done.

[Andaius20]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Tali: I don't understand Shepard... how is having an orgy with me and Admiral Xen and her servant going to help the quarian's repopulation...?

Shepard: Well... you know we all have to do our part for the species, right?

Tali: Yeah...

Shepard: Well... you and I aren't going to be helping anyway... and can you honestly say you want Xen having kids? One Xen is crazy enough... so... if she's busy with us... she cant' be getting busy with a quarian man... and we save the world from Xen babies!

Tali: Shepard, you're an idiot.

Shepard: *under his breath* Dammit Garrus... I'm never taking relationship advice from you again...

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tali: I don't understand Shepard... how is having an orgy with me and Admiral Xen and her servant going to help the quarian's repopulation...?

Shepard: Well... you know we all have to do our part for the species, right?

Tali: Yeah...

Shepard: Well... you and I aren't going to be helping anyway... and can you honestly say you want Xen having kids? One Xen is crazy enough... so... if she's busy with us... she cant' be getting busy with a quarian man... and we save the world from Xen babies!

Tali: Shepard, you're an idiot.

Shepard: *under his breath* Dammit Garrus... I'm never taking relationship advice from you again...

That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say ever.

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

*nods*
Tali thread.

CANNEDCREAM!!!!!

[BigKahuna25]

but i can see all the major players dying to defeat the reapers anyways so whatever.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tali: I don't understand Shepard... how is having an orgy with me and Admiral Xen and her servant going to help the quarian's repopulation...?

Shepard: Well... you know we all have to do our part for the species, right?

Tali: Yeah...

Shepard: Well... you and I aren't going to be helping anyway... and can you honestly say you want Xen having kids? One Xen is crazy enough... so... if she's busy with us... she cant' be getting busy with a quarian man... and we save the world from Xen babies!

Tali: Shepard, you're an idiot.

Shepard: *under his breath* Dammit Garrus... I'm never taking relationship advice from you again...

That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say ever.

This would be the best "Save the World" scenario EVER.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

*nods*
Tali thread.

Cream.

Jones.

[FsDxRAGE]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

*nods*
Tali thread.

Cream.

that is canned

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say ever.

This would be the best "Save the World" scenario EVER.

Sacrifices must be made.  Thankfully, Shepard and Tali are willing to make those sacrifices...

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...
*snip*

CANNEDCREAM!!!!![/i][i]

What? I can't hear you! You'll need to speak up!

[Lividity Jones]

This conversation is a crap-shoot.

Rip, how is the art coming?

[BigKahuna25]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

*nods*
Tali thread.

Cream.

that is canned

cream all over the thread.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

This conversation is a crap-shoot.

Rip, how is the art coming?

I'm going as fast as I can...

It's hard to work with people staring over your shoulder all the time...

I'm... a bit insecure about my artwork...

[cannedcream]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Cream.

that is canned

It's really the best way. You ever try using a paper bag? It just ruins the bag and gets all over the floor.

[Tairis Deamhan]

Lividity Jones wrote...

That's what I keep saying.

I don't have a problem with it either. But it seems like it would be a more indepth conversation than just both of them suddenly agreeing 'Let's adopt'. That is my point. Not that they shouldn't (if they even want kids), but rather the emotional effort that it would take to reach that point.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Tali: I don't understand Shepard... how is having an orgy with me and Admiral Xen and her servant going to help the quarian's repopulation...?

Shepard: Well... you know we all have to do our part for the species, right?

Tali: Yeah...

Shepard: Well... you and I aren't going to be helping anyway... and can you honestly say you want Xen having kids? One Xen is crazy enough... so... if she's busy with us... she cant' be getting busy with a quarian man... and we save the world from Xen babies!

Tali: Shepard, you're an idiot.

Shepard: *under his breath* Dammit Garrus... I'm never taking relationship advice from you again...

Must be all those Fornax magazines he keeps under his bed.

[mikethor007]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

This conversation is a crap-shoot.

Rip, how is the art coming?

I'm going as fast as I can...

It's hard to work with people staring over your shoulder all the time...

I'm... a bit insecure about my artwork...

You're correct on that point.

[Kira Shepard]

 You guys think Tali would fit the Mama Bear trope if she ever had a kid (adopted or otherwise)

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

This conversation is a crap-shoot.

Rip, how is the art coming?

I'm going as fast as I can...

It's hard to work with people staring over your shoulder all the time...

I'm... a bit insecure about my artwork...

Just asking. No pressure.

Everything's ready to go on my end.

[cannedcream]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

but i can see all the major players dying to defeat the reapers anyways so whatever.

Well that would just be a bucket of suck. 

[RedTracer7]

Kira Shepard wrote...

 You guys think Tali would fit the Mama Bear trope if she ever had a kid (adopted or otherwise)

She's more of an all around Action Mom.

[RiptideX1090]

mikethor007 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

This conversation is a crap-shoot.

Rip, how is the art coming?

I'm going as fast as I can...

It's hard to work with people staring over your shoulder all the time...

I'm... a bit insecure about my artwork...

You're correct on that point.

I don't even have my own room anymore... I have to wait until everyone is in bed to work properly...

[mikethor007]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Kira Shepard wrote...

 You guys think Tali would fit the Mama Bear trope if she ever had a kid (adopted or otherwise)

She's more of an all around Action Mom.

You folks are going to get Canned trapped in TVTropes again...

[Andaius20]

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

*nods*
Tali thread.

CANNEDCREAM!!!!![/i][i]

Fixed for you Red