[exiled] for your utter insensitivity to Tali and the loss of her mother You are hereby exiled and your name shall be stricked from all quote walls. so let it be.RiptideX1090 wrote...
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Oh, come on, Tali. At least your mom wouldn't be...*ahem* overshadowed by your father any more. Maybe then she could afford better air filters.
What? Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Dude...
That's just plain insensitive...
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#220001
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 04:59
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#220002
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 04:59
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cannedcream wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Well, their "dining room" is pretty much their entire house. Now, shove about four-five quarians into that tight space...
Actually, that sounds pretty damn good.
You'd think that at first.
Your privacy is non-existent when you live like that.
#220003
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:00
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RiptideX1090 wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Oh, come on, Tali. At least your mom wouldn't be...*ahem* overshadowed by your father any more. Maybe then she could afford better air filters.
What? Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Dude...
That's just plain insensitive...
"It's only 6am and already that boy ain't right."
#220004
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:00
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Someone With Mass wrote...
You'd think that at first.
Your privacy is non-existent when you live like that.
B-but quarians. Quarians!
#220005
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:01
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Kira Shepard wrote...
[exiled] for your utter insensitivity to Tali and the loss of her mother You are hereby exiled and your name shall be stricked from all quote walls. so let it be.
Dude, that's just a bump in the road compared to what I've read in this thread.
#220006
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:02
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Andaius20 wrote...
Have you done Zaeed's LJ? Udina's? the Council?
Conrand's?
I doubt he's invited, but I think he'd be there.
#220007
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:02
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cannedcream wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Oh, come on, Tali. At least your mom wouldn't be...*ahem* overshadowed by your father any more. Maybe then she could afford better air filters.
What? Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Dude...
That's just plain insensitive...
"It's only 6am and already that boy ain't right."
I hate that show. It makes Adult Swim so difficult to watch. I want Squidbillies. I want Metalocalpyse. I want Venture Bros.
Die Hank Hill! Die!
#220008
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:02
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you went over the line. maybe at some point you will do something relatively awesome enough for me to acknowledge you.[exiled] wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
[exiled] for your utter insensitivity to Tali and the loss of her mother You are hereby exiled and your name shall be stricked from all quote walls. so let it be.
Dude, that's just a bump in the road compared to what I've read in this thread.
#220009
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:02
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Lividity Jones wrote...
The Council wasn't invited.
Udina: Can you say political ****storm!?!?!
OR
Turian Councilor: A quarian marrying a Human? I've dismissed these claims!
*walks in the wedding reception room*
TC: Crap.....it is true! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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#220010
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:02
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cannedcream wrote...
Andaius20 wrote...
Have you done Zaeed's LJ? Udina's? the Council?
Conrand's?
I doubt he's invited, but I think he'd be there.
Conrad kidnapped Lia to turn her into his quarian girlfriend.
Garrus punched him out and got set up with Lia.
Pretty epic.
#220011
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:02
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oh, damn [exiled] that sucks. i had that happen to me before. i couldnt help my genocidal collector urges and it got me into trouble.Kira Shepard wrote...
[exiled] for your utter insensitivity to Tali and the loss of her mother You are hereby exiled and your name shall be stricked from all quote walls. so let it be.RiptideX1090 wrote...
[exiled] wrote...
Oh, come on, Tali. At least your mom wouldn't be...*ahem* overshadowed by your father any more. Maybe then she could afford better air filters.
What? Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Dude...
That's just plain insensitive...
#220012
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:03
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Someone With Mass wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
[exiled] for your utter insensitivity to Tali and the loss of her mother You are hereby exiled and your name shall be stricked from all quote walls. so let it be.
Dude, that's just a bump in the road compared to what I've read in this thread.
It was the air filter comment, man...
That was a bit... cold...
And that's coming from ME.
#220013
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:03
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cannedcream wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
You'd think that at first.
Your privacy is non-existent when you live like that.
B-but quarians. Quarians!
But she was pretty! And she wanted some coffee!
#220014
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:03
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Kira Shepard wrote...
you went over the line. maybe at some point you will do something relatively awesome enough for me to acknowledge you.[exiled] wrote...
Kira Shepard wrote...
[exiled] for your utter insensitivity to Tali and the loss of her mother You are hereby exiled and your name shall be stricked from all quote walls. so let it be.
Dude, that's just a bump in the road compared to what I've read in this thread.
Sometimes the lines crisscross all over the place though.
#220015
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:04
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*A chime emits from Tali's omni-tool, Shepard leaning over to view the holographic device.*
Shepard: You're getting a message in the middle of the reception?
Tali: Strange... I didn't- Wow... Shepard... Listen to this.
*Tali presses a few keys, a familiar robotic voice echoing through the reception.*
Legion: The Geth Collective wishes to extend our congratulations to Shepard-Commander and Creator-Zorah. We wish luck and sufficient emotional cohesion is spite of their inability to procreate.
*An uncomfortable silence settles across the gathering.*
Garrus: Wow. Really?
Shepard: You're getting a message in the middle of the reception?
Tali: Strange... I didn't- Wow... Shepard... Listen to this.
*Tali presses a few keys, a familiar robotic voice echoing through the reception.*
Legion: The Geth Collective wishes to extend our congratulations to Shepard-Commander and Creator-Zorah. We wish luck and sufficient emotional cohesion is spite of their inability to procreate.
*An uncomfortable silence settles across the gathering.*
Garrus: Wow. Really?
#220016
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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Someone With Mass wrote...
cannedcream wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
You'd think that at first.
Your privacy is non-existent when you live like that.
B-but quarians. Quarians!
But she was pretty! And she wanted some coffee!
I would happily oblige any young quarian female with a cup of coffee.
With cream, of course.
And no... I'm not talking about you, CannedCream... <_<
#220017
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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as someone who lived in texas and hated it, i will say i love how king of the hill makes fun of them. but i will also agree more metalocalypse and i guess venture bros. no squidbillies though.RedTracer7 wrote...
cannedcream wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Oh, come on, Tali. At least your mom wouldn't be...*ahem* overshadowed by your father any more. Maybe then she could afford better air filters.
What? Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Dude...
That's just plain insensitive...
"It's only 6am and already that boy ain't right."
I hate that show. It makes Adult Swim so difficult to watch. I want Squidbillies. I want Metalocalpyse. I want Venture Bros.
Die Hank Hill! Die!
#220018
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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Lividity Jones wrote...
Conrad kidnapped Lia to turn her into his quarian girlfriend.
Garrus punched him out and got set up with Lia.
Pretty epic.
God damn. Please tell me someone got that on film.
#220019
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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Kira Shepard wrote...
you went over the line. maybe at some point you will do something relatively awesome enough for me to acknowledge you.
Whatever...
#220020
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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Lividity Jones wrote...
*A chime emits from Tali's omni-tool, Shepard leaning over to view the holographic device.*
Shepard: You're getting a message in the middle of the reception?
Tali: Strange... I didn't- Wow... Shepard... Listen to this.
*Tali presses a few keys, a familiar robotic voice echoing through the reception.*
Legion: The Geth Collective wishes to extend our congratulations to Shepard-Commander and Creator-Zorah. We wish luck and sufficient emotional cohesion is spite of their inability to procreate.
*An uncomfortable silence settles across the gathering.*
Garrus: Wow. Really?
Pfehehehehehehe
#220021
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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What page did these "speeches" start on, Liv? I'm intrigued.Lividity Jones wrote...
cannedcream wrote...
Andaius20 wrote...
Have you done Zaeed's LJ? Udina's? the Council?
Conrand's?
I doubt he's invited, but I think he'd be there.
Conrad kidnapped Lia to turn her into his quarian girlfriend.
Garrus punched him out and got set up with Lia.
Pretty epic.
Man, I really have to start coming to this thread during the day.
#220022
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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that was funny. now post them all so we can enjoy them in their entirety.Lividity Jones wrote...
*A chime emits from Tali's omni-tool, Shepard leaning over to view the holographic device.*
Shepard: You're getting a message in the middle of the reception?
Tali: Strange... I didn't- Wow... Shepard... Listen to this.
*Tali presses a few keys, a familiar robotic voice echoing through the reception.*
Legion: The Geth Collective wishes to extend our congratulations to Shepard-Commander and Creator-Zorah. We wish luck and sufficient emotional cohesion is spite of their inability to procreate.
*An uncomfortable silence settles across the gathering.*
Garrus: Wow. Really?
#220023
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:05
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stupis sh*tty computer and its delayed double post.
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I figure this snippet will be posted once a day until the first chapter is released, which by current estimates will be sometime next century. Anyway, sleepy time for me. KS.
Another aspect of her anatomy he had trouble becoming accustomed to was the tongue. It was forked. Unlike a terrestrial snake however, the division was further back giving it the appearance of two separate structures. Shepard had been surprised during their first encounter by the complex manoeuvres she could accomplish within his mouth, simultaneously raking the insides of both his cheeks or forming a gripping loop around his own tongue, for example.
Urges momentarily satisfied, Tali retreated for a much need breath as Shepard licked his lips, savouring the slightly sweet undertones of quarian saliva on them.
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#220025
Posté 05 juillet 2010 - 05:06
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RiptideX1090 wrote...
I would happily oblige any young quarian female with a cup of coffee.
With cream, of course.
And no... I'm not talking about you, CannedCream... <_<
I-I knew that. . .
*puts shirt back on*
