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[Lia-Vael nar Ulnay]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Conrad kidnapped Lia to turn her into his quarian girlfriend.

Garrus punched him out and got set up with Lia.

Pretty epic.

God damn. Please tell me someone got that on film.

No, but I wish I had gotten the idiot who insulted my people and assualted me recorded.

[Lividity Jones]

Zaeed: I was never really good with this sort of thing, so I'll keep it short. I always did like weddings, though. Takes me back... I remember this job I was on, a few others and myself. We were hired as bodyguards for this asari matriarch's wedding. She was getting hitched to this bigtime turian diplomat. Can't really remember his name... Seemed like it was going to be an easy job, right up until theis krogan battlemaster charges in and interrupts the ceremony. Apparently he had been having an affair with the asari and was demanding the turian fight a duel. He refused. That's when things got bad. Two dozen krogan armed to the teeth burst in and just start firing at everything that moves. I was the only one who was hired who got out in one piece. Anyway... You two have the best godddamn luck I've ever seen. Best wishes.

Tali:

Shepard:

[Kira Shepard]

phonypapercut wrote...

I figure this snippet will be posted once a day until the first chapter is released, which by current estimates will be sometime next century. Anyway, sleepy time for me. KS.

Another aspect of her anatomy he had trouble becoming accustomed to was the tongue. It was forked. Unlike a terrestrial snake however, the division was further back giving it the appearance of two separate structures. Shepard had been surprised during their first encounter by the complex manoeuvres she could accomplish within his mouth, simultaneously raking the insides of both his cheeks or forming a gripping loop around his own tongue, for example.
    Urges momentarily satisfied, Tali retreated for a much need breath as Shepard licked his lips, savouring the slightly sweet undertones of quarian saliva on them.

I...THAT'S AWESOME!

[Lividity Jones]

Garrus: Alright, alright, I guess I kind of have to do this. Bear with me folks. I won't take too long.

*Garrus sighs as he takes out a piece of crumpled paper, looking it over before tossing it to the side.*

Garrus: Y'know, I had something written for this, but no. I want to be honest. I'm happy for you two. Really. I feel like I got to watch something this special really grow over time. Also, can I just say that I saw this coming?

*Garrus pauses for laughter.*

Garrus: Really though, you two are the best friends I've ever had. I can't be more happy for you. Best wishes for you both.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A chime emits from Tali's omni-tool, Shepard leaning over to view the holographic device.*

Shepard: You're getting a message in the middle of the reception?

Tali: Strange... I didn't- Wow... Shepard... Listen to this.

*Tali presses a few keys, a familiar robotic voice echoing through the reception.*

Legion: The Geth Collective wishes to extend our congratulations to Shepard-Commander and Creator-Zorah. We wish luck and sufficient emotional cohesion is spite of their inability to procreate.

*An uncomfortable silence settles across the gathering.*

Garrus: Wow. Really?

The geth don't seem to have a good grasp on what is and isn't 'the right time and place'.

[Lividity Jones]

*Kasumi clears her throat, adjusting the dress she agreed to wear.*

Kasumi: Wow... A lot of people here... Anyway, I just wanted to say how happy I am for you two. I remember I met Tali on my first day aboard the Normandy and I couldn't help but notice that this girl... She was stir-crazy!

*Light laughter is heard as Tali blushes under her visor.*

Kasumi: Seriously! He was all she would talk about. You two really have something special here. Take care of each other. Good luck.

[BigKahuna25]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Garrus: Alright, alright, I guess I kind of have to do this. Bear with me folks. I won't take too long.

*Garrus sighs as he takes out a piece of crumpled paper, looking it over before tossing it to the side.*

Garrus: Y'know, I had something written for this, but no. I want to be honest. I'm happy for you two. Really. I feel like I got to watch something this special really grow over time. Also, can I just say that I saw this coming?

*Garrus pauses for laughter.*

Garrus: Really though, you two are the best friends I've ever had. I can't be more happy for you. Best wishes for you both.

i think garrus would make an awesome best man.

[Lividity Jones]

Kolyat: My father couldn't be here today. His illness has gotten much worse. He sent me with his best wishes for both of you. He regrets he couldn't be here to tell you himself. He sends you all his prayers.

[Lividity Jones]

*Jack stumbles onto the stage, drunk already from the reception's open bar. Tali had insisted that she wear a suit, if she refused to wear a dress.*

Jack: O-Okay... My turn! Wooo! I'm loving this party! You two!

*Jack points at Shepard and Tali.*

Jack: You ****ing rock! Don't listen to whate'er anybody says 'bout choo! You kick ass!

*Garrus quickly rushes on stage, taking Jack's hand to lead her off stage.*

Garrus: Alright... C'mon...

Jack: Who tha **** arrre you?

[Lividity Jones]

Miranda: I... I know I haven't been the most supportive of your relationship together, Tali, Shepard. But seeing you two here together has... I'm sorry for anything I have said in the past. I would like to change that. I wish you both the very best.

*Tali smiles under her helmet as Shepard raises as glass towards Miranda, bowing his head slightly as she returned to her seat.*

[Someone With Mass]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Conrad kidnapped Lia to turn her into his quarian girlfriend.

Garrus punched him out and got set up with Lia.

Pretty epic.

God damn. Please tell me someone got that on film.

With a 3D omni-tool video converter and everything...

[cannedcream]

Lia-Vael nar Ulnay wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Conrad kidnapped Lia to turn her into his quarian girlfriend.

Garrus punched him out and got set up with Lia.

Pretty epic.

God damn. Please tell me someone got that on film.

No, but I wish I had gotten the idiot who insulted my people and assualted me recorded.

I'll act as your witness in court.
Me and probably everyone else here.

[Lividity Jones]

Samara: It has been very many years since I last attended a ceremony like this one. It does my heart good to see a love like yours can bloom in such a harsh galaxy. It is the will of the Goddess that you two have found each other in this vast place we call eternity. My prayers go with you throughout your years together.

[Lividity Jones]

Han'Gerrel: Wow... Here's looking at you, kid. I wish your father could be here to see you in that dress. I think he would have approved. He only ever wanted you to be happy... in his own way. Seeing you here this happy? How could he not?

*Tears well up in Tali's eyes, Shepard's hand finding hers.*

Han'Gerrel: But let's not think about that. This is a happy day. My best wishes for you both.

[RedTracer7]

Lia-Vael nar Ulnay wrote...
No, but I wish I had gotten the idiot who insulted my people and assualted me recorded.

Well, well, well.  Look who comes crawling back for another taste of "The Tracer".

Didn't have enough before, baby?

[Lividity Jones]

Wrex: Honestly, are any of you surprised? Really? Idiots...

*Wrex stomps back to his seat.*

[Lividity Jones]

Mordin: Understand importance of haste. Many speakers. Will be brief. Honored to be here. Happy to say I had a helping hand. Rare thing, love. Not something scientist salarians feel. Understand, however. Happy for you both. Good luck.

[Lividity Jones]

Grunt: Today is a great day. My battlemaster is finally one with his mate.

*Grunt turns to the couple.*

Grunt: If anyone interferes, I will kill them myself.

*Tali raises a brow under her visor while Shepard shakes his head laughing.*

[RiptideX1090]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Garrus: Alright, alright, I guess I kind of have to do this. Bear with me folks. I won't take too long.

*Garrus sighs as he takes out a piece of crumpled paper, looking it over before tossing it to the side.*

Garrus: Y'know, I had something written for this, but no. I want to be honest. I'm happy for you two. Really. I feel like I got to watch something this special really grow over time. Also, can I just say that I saw this coming?

*Garrus pauses for laughter.*

Garrus: Really though, you two are the best friends I've ever had. I can't be more happy for you. Best wishes for you both.

i think garrus would make an awesome best man.

He stood at Tali's and my side against Saren, the Collectors, the Reaper Larvae, and the Reaper Invasion.

There's no one else I'd want at our flank at the altar.

[Lividity Jones]

Conrad: Shepard!

*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*

Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!

Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!

*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*

Conrad: Hey, what are yo-

*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*

Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...

Garrus: No problem.


My personal favorite.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Zaeed: I was never really good with this sort of thing, so I'll keep it short. I always did like weddings, though. Takes me back... I remember this job I was on, a few others and myself. We were hired as bodyguards for this asari matriarch's wedding. She was getting hitched to this bigtime turian diplomat. Can't really remember his name... Seemed like it was going to be an easy job, right up until theis krogan battlemaster charges in and interrupts the ceremony. Apparently he had been having an affair with the asari and was demanding the turian fight a duel. He refused. That's when things got bad. Two dozen krogan armed to the teeth burst in and just start firing at everything that moves. I was the only one who was hired who got out in one piece. Anyway... You two have the best godddamn luck I've ever seen. Best wishes.

Tali:

Shepard:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you, Liv. Goddamn it, I do.

[Azint]

I need something to clear the air.

[Kira Shepard]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia-Vael nar Ulnay wrote...
No, but I wish I had gotten the idiot who insulted my people and assualted me recorded.

Well, well, well.  Look who comes crawling back for another taste of "The Tracer".

Didn't have enough before, baby?

Well aren't you the charmer. What's your secret?

[Lividity Jones]

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Conrad: Shepard!

*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*

Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!

Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!

*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*

Conrad: Hey, what are yo-

*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*

Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...

Garrus: No problem.

My personal favorite.

Well, Shepard had fun. Time for Garrus to get a fair shot at it.