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[BigKahuna25]

hey lia, my machines still need a tune-up.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia-Vael nar Ulnay wrote...
No, but I wish I had gotten the idiot who insulted my people and assualted me recorded.

Well, well, well.  Look who comes crawling back for another taste of "The Tracer".

Didn't have enough before, baby?

I'm calling the police again. <_<

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Conrad: Shepard!

*Everyone turns to the new arrival, dragging a quarian behind him. Grunt loads his Claymore.*

Conrad: Shepard! Look! I have a quarian girlfriend, too!

Lia'Vael: Someone help me! He's crazy!

*Garrus gets up from his seat, walking with determination towards Conrad.*

Conrad: Hey, what are yo-

*Garrus decks Conrad across the mouth, the human dropping like a tossed volus. Garrus offers a hand to Lia, who stumbles into his arms as she rises. Their eyes meet.*

Lia'Vael: I... Uhh... Thank you...

Garrus: No problem.

My personal favorite.

Well, Shepard had fun. Time for Garrus to get a fair shot at it.

Our turian has reach.

But them quarians have flexibility.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.

Awww. I hope they make it. <3

[BigKahuna25]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.

Awww. I hope they make it. <3

damn SGQ stealing the spotlight on tali's special day.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, Shepard had fun. Time for Garrus to get a fair shot at it.

Our turian has reach.

But them quarians have flexibility.

Well, at least his legs are meant to bend that way.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 05 juillet 2010 - 05:18 .

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.

Awww. I hope they make it. <3

That one is really sweet, actually. I like it.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, Shepard had fun. Time for Garrus to get a fair shot at it.

Our turian has reach.

But them quarians have flexibility.

Well, at least his legs are meant to bend that way.

And he's STILL going to end up bent like a pretzel.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

*A sudden cry of joy is heard from a table, a young quarian squeeling and jumping up and down as she examines the ring on her finger.*

Slave Girl Quarian: Yes! Yes, Kal! Absolutely!

*She leaps into Kal'Reegar's arms, the marine staggering back from the weight of her pounce.  Shepard and company applaud.*

Shepard: How do you explain that?

Tali: She must have liked someone calling her ma'am for once.

Awww. I hope they make it. <3

That one is really sweet, actually. I like it.

Me three.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, Shepard had fun. Time for Garrus to get a fair shot at it.

Our turian has reach.

But them quarians have flexibility.

And you get a quarian, and you get a quarian. Everyone gets a quarian!

[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia-Vael nar Ulnay wrote...
No, but I wish I had gotten the idiot who insulted my people and assualted me recorded.

Well, well, well.  Look who comes crawling back for another taste of "The Tracer".

Didn't have enough before, baby?

I'm calling the police again. <_<

Redtracer7:  I-I have a permit for that!

Police Officer:  This permit for the rifle, or for the quarian in your trunk?

RT7:  Erm.... Umm... Both....?

Police Officer:  Right.....

[Tairis Deamhan]

The Lia+Garrus one and Grunts are probably my favs of the bunch.

[FsDxRAGE]

going to sleep. Tired RAGE is tired.

Keep it classy friends, good to be back home

[Azint]

Shipping.

I say this with absolute disdain.

[BigKahuna25]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, Shepard had fun. Time for Garrus to get a fair shot at it.

Our turian has reach.

But them quarians have flexibility.

And you get a quarian, and you get a quarian. Everyone gets a quarian!

how the hell can i get tickets to THAT taping?

[Kira Shepard]

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lia-Vael nar Ulnay wrote...
No, but I wish I had gotten the idiot who insulted my people and assualted me recorded.

Well, well, well.  Look who comes crawling back for another taste of "The Tracer".

Didn't have enough before, baby?

I'm calling the police again. <_<

Redtracer7:  I-I have a permit for that!

Police Officer:  This permit for the rifle, or for the quarian in your trunk?

RT7:  Erm.... Umm... Both....?

Police Officer:  Right.....

Officer 2: Seems legit to me.
Officer 1: Alright. Carry on.

[Lividity Jones]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

The Lia+Garrus one and Grunts are probably my favs of the bunch.

Those two are meant to be read together.

Grunt promises to kill anyone who interferes and then loads his shotgun when Conrad bursts in.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, at least his legs are meant to bend that way.

And he's STILL going to end up bent like a pretzel.

Worth it.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Redtracer7:  I-I have a permit for that!
Police Officer:  This permit for the rifle, or for the quarian in your trunk?
RT7:  Erm.... Umm... Both....?
Police Officer:  Right.....

And... why exactly were you dressed as a Stormtrooper, this time?

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Shipping.

I say this with absolute disdain.

ShepZorah OTP!

[Someone With Mass]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, Shepard had fun. Time for Garrus to get a fair shot at it.

Our turian has reach.

But them quarians have flexibility.

And you get a quarian, and you get a quarian. Everyone gets a quarian!

We have a wide variety! From shy with signs of willingness to do whatever it takes, to mad with tendencies to try and conquer the galaxy!

[Azint]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

And... why exactly were you dressed as a Stormtrooper, this time?

Why aren't you dressed as one all the time?

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

The fact that either officer has a strait face is nothing short of amazing.

[RedTracer7]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...
And... why exactly were you dressed as a Stormtrooper, this time?

Officer Kiwi:  And... why exactly were you dressed as a Stormtrooper, this time?

Redtracer7: It's called roleplaying....

Officer #2: The quarians out cold.  She couldn't have seen it...

Redtracer7:  Who said it was for her?