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RiptideX1090 wrote...

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Not that I'm complaining if she's feeling under the weather and just wants to cuddle with the suit on... <3


Nothing wrong with that.

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Pouncing Tali Rocking Motions.

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She looks like she's definately getting into the spirit of things... <3


I can't complain with the "I've been waiting for this for 24 years and I have 2 hours," mentality B)

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couldn't fall a sleep so I stick around for a little while.

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

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Well.
I didn't see that coming from someone like you.

Excuse me. I'll be back later.


What?

I wouldn't want to risk her health more than necessary...

I'll just shut up then...


I've found that to be the best policy, which probably explains why its taken the fifth ittineration of this thread for me to post anything.

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Phil725 wrote...

She wanted her first time to be real.  She never said that she hated nerve stimulators and wouldn't be open to some between-sickness fun :whistle:


Shepard: Legion! Here! Scan this omni-tool and give me the data! Quick!

Legion: We do not understand your intentions.

Shepard: Long story short? Tali has installed some new *ahem* upgrades into her suit...just give me the goddamn data before she discovers that her omni-tool is gone!

Legion: Done. Sending data to local server.

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Not that I'm complaining if she's feeling under the weather and just wants to cuddle with the suit on... <3


Nothing wrong with that.

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Pouncing Tali Rocking Motions.

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She looks like she's definately getting into the spirit of things... <3

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You know now that I think about it. I have a few problems with this(well not problems I really care about just some musings). Okay we've established that Tali is a virgin, well was. Now the thing is does her species have a hymen or not. It's a pretty common thing that a females first time isn't exactly a pleasant experience. What with all the blood and stretching of skin that hasn't ever stretched before and all. Now I'm not saying Shep wasn't a class act and knows some of the rules when being with a virgin, but it still strikes me as a little odd. Also that people make it sound as if their first time together was this magical moment. I'm sure it was in it's own way but not for the sexual feelings. The real magic happens later after it's happened a few times and the awkwardness for one or both of the parties involve goes away.

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What's your point [back]
She wanted to, it was safe, I'm not going to stop her.

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Phil725 wrote...

I can't complain with the "I've been waiting for this for 24 years and I have 2 hours," mentality B)


Well, if Shepard's the one to get the suit off, I think there will probably just be ten minutes left...
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Hicrodonma wrote...

You know now that I think about it. I have a few problems with this(well not problems I really care about just some musings). Okay we've established that Tali is a virgin, well was. Now the thing is does her species have a hymen or not. It's a pretty common thing that a females first time isn't exactly a pleasant experience. What with all the blood and stretching of skin that hasn't ever stretched before and all. Now I'm not saying Shep wasn't a class act and knows some of the rules when being with a virgin, but it still strikes me as a little odd. Also that people make it sound as if their first time together was this magical moment. I'm sure it was in it's own way but not for the sexual feelings. The real magic happens later after it's happened a few times and the awkwardness for one or both of the parties involve goes away.


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Someone With Mass wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

I can't complain with the "I've been waiting for this for 24 years and I have 2 hours," mentality B)


Well, if Shepard's the one to get the suit off, I think there will probably just be ten minutes left...
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Joker's a bro, I'm sure he knew to take the scenic route anyway B)

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Just that it seems a little odd the way the community makes the first time out to be. And that it wasn't exactly what everyone thinks it was. Sorry for tossing in this bout of realism but I think it's important. Also that it makes a way for the relationship to develop in ways other than emotional. Well it's still emotional but sex can be a tricky thing in a relationship.

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Hicrodonma wrote...

Just that it seems a little odd the way the community makes the first time out to be. And that it wasn't exactly what everyone thinks it was. Sorry for tossing in this bout of realism but I think it's important. Also that it makes a way for the relationship to develop in ways other than emotional. Well it's still emotional but sex can be a tricky thing in a relationship.


Dude... No ****.

When everyone makes jokes about their first time, that's all they are. Jokes.

Of course it was emotional and it was everything you would expect from a moment as intense as that.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

She wanted her first time to be real.  She never said that she hated nerve stimulators and wouldn't be open to some between-sickness fun :whistle:


Shepard: Legion! Here! Scan this omni-tool and give me the data! Quick!

Legion: We do not understand your intentions.

Shepard: Long story short? Tali has installed some new *ahem* upgrades into her suit...just give me the goddamn data before she discovers that her omni-tool is gone!

Legion: Done. Sending data to local server.


Tali: Legion have you seen my omni-tool?

Legion: Shepard-commander has it.

Tali: Why does Shepard has it?

Legion: Wanted some data from it.

Tali: What kind of data?Image IPB

Legion: You're new suit upgrades.

Tali: Shepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard Image IPB

*Tali walks out*

Legion: Will watch agrument between creator Tali'Zorah and Shepard-commander.

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You know, with all this talk of Tali being able to release her pent up sex drive, it makes me wonder...who was the quarian that came up with those nerve stimulation enhancements they can use for those lonely nights on the Flotilla?

Quarian 1: Hey, why are you slapping your hand against your crotch?

Quarian 2: What?  Oh, sorry.  I've been trying to beat off, but this damn suit keeps blocking me!

Quarian 1: Well, that's silly.  Why don't you take off your suit?

Quarian 2: Dude!

Quarian 1: OH, right, the immune system thing!  Well, ****, that's a problem.  We really didn't plan that out when we made these, did we?

Quarian 2:
Yeah...if only there was a way we could have the pleasure of sex WITHOUT taking off the suits!

Quarian 1: Wait a minute...I know what we have to do!

Quarian 2
: Really?

Quarian 1:
Yes!  We...have to get some more red sand!

Ten years later, another, smarter quarian thought up nerve stimulation enhancements.

(I apologize for this sketch.  Not SNL material, I know.  Of course, this means that it's perfect for Mad TV.)

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Hicrodonma wrote...

Just that it seems a little odd the way the community makes the first time out to be. And that it wasn't exactly what everyone thinks it was. Sorry for tossing in this bout of realism but I think it's important. Also that it makes a way for the relationship to develop in ways other than emotional. Well it's still emotional but sex can be a tricky thing in a relationship.


I think you're putting emphasis on the wrong parts.

It's not about the sex. Pleasure, pain, it's all just part of the experience.

It's the fact that she's trusting him completely, that he is returning the feelings she's had bottled up for the past two years, and after war, pain, seperation, tragedy, and even death, they still are able to share a few moments that are just theirs. THATS what makes it magical.

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Hicrodonma wrote...

Just that it seems a little odd the way the community makes the first time out to be. And that it wasn't exactly what everyone thinks it was. Sorry for tossing in this bout of realism but I think it's important. Also that it makes a way for the relationship to develop in ways other than emotional. Well it's still emotional but sex can be a tricky thing in a relationship.


Well, the most important thing is that she got what she wanted.

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Epoch I'm not sure I understand the meaning behind what Kermit's doing. Well I know he's... cleaning his gun and all but as to how it relates.

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Hicrodonma wrote...

Just that it seems a little odd the way the community makes the first time out to be. And that it wasn't exactly what everyone thinks it was. Sorry for tossing in this bout of realism but I think it's important. Also that it makes a way for the relationship to develop in ways other than emotional. Well it's still emotional but sex can be a tricky thing in a relationship.


I don't think the specific physical aspects really matter in this situation.  I don't think there's any question that both came away from the experience very satisfied, and that's all that really matters.  How you get to that conclusion differs for person to person.  You can factor that in, call alien biology to your defense, whatever.  This is fiction after all.

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Hicrodonma wrote...

You know now that I think about it. I have a few problems with this(well not problems I really care about just some musings). Okay we've established that Tali is a virgin, well was. Now the thing is does her species have a hymen or not. It's a pretty common thing that a females first time isn't exactly a pleasant experience. What with all the blood and stretching of skin that hasn't ever stretched before and all. Now I'm not saying Shep wasn't a class act and knows some of the rules when being with a virgin, but it still strikes me as a little odd. Also that people make it sound as if their first time together was this magical moment. I'm sure it was in it's own way but not for the sexual feelings. The real magic happens later after it's happened a few times and the awkwardness for one or both of the parties involve goes away.


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Eh I was just tossing something out there to see how it would go. I personally believe that they were indeed both satisfied with the whole ordeal and I'm sure it was an ordeal. Hell I remember my first time trying to take a girls bra off and how much a pain that was(I had to have a little help in the end). I can just imagine a suit that's designed to almost never come off and how difficult that would be. I vaguely remember a fic somewhere that goes on about the process something to do with anchors being drilled into bone. But I digress.

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If Quarians smell like cherries and taste like Jolly Ranchers, then we can only conclude they have an innate sense of what should be done, when, and how - and the capacity to enjoy it all to its fullest.  Unlike those scruffy humans...Image IPB

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Hicrodonma wrote...

Eh I was just tossing something out there to see how it would go. I personally believe that they were indeed both satisfied with the whole ordeal and I'm sure it was an ordeal. Hell I remember my first time trying to take a girls bra off and how much a pain that was(I had to have a little help in the end). I can just imagine a suit that's designed to almost never come off and how difficult that would be. I vaguely remember a fic somewhere that goes on about the process something to do with anchors being drilled into bone. But I digress.


Taking that suit off would have to be like the bra from hell.  That's why I imagine it involved a lot of Tali's hands guiding Shep's on where to go next :wub:

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Possible. Asari seem to take to sex like fish to water so why not another race.

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I think I killed the thread. I am so sorry

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Hicrodonma wrote...

I think I killed the thread. I am so sorry

You didn't kill the thread.

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