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[FsDxRAGE]

Calinstel wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

checking in, how are you all doing?

Hi Rage, seems the thread is in terminal politics mode

well i shall take my leave and continue working

[CptSkull]

Titanium Man wrote...

SenHai wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Just for fun:

If Shepard didn't already lay dibs on Tali, she should go to that hanar, who probably scores with a hundred chicks anyway.  Daily.

Not in any universe.

What Rune said.

You guys are way too serious :V

[nitefyre410]

Titanium Man wrote...

SenHai wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

Just for fun:

If Shepard didn't already lay dibs on Tali, she should go to that hanar, who probably scores with a hundred chicks anyway.  Daily.

Not in any universe.

What Rune said.

You guys are way too serious :V

  

Oh that made my day.. "Enkindel this"

[Lividity Jones]

This lack of Tali digusts me to no end. Repostan!


*Tali takes to her knees as she runs a hand along the black granite slab of the Mindoir Memorial, her fingers touching the names of Shepard's parents.*

Tali: Blessed are the ancestors who have enabled us to reach this season.

*Tali's hands leave the wall as she looks up to their names. A deep sigh echoes from her voice modulator.*

Tali: There are so many things I wanted to ask you... I'm not even sure where to start. I would have loved to have met you both. I can't tell you how much he means to me. He has done so may great things and he has stood by my side every step of the way. I think you would be proud of him. I... I don't know if you would approve of me... I hope you do. I... I think I love him. I only hope you can look on us with favor.

*Tali bows her head.*

Tali: Keelah Se'lai.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 06 juillet 2010 - 12:09 .

[i love lamp x3]

tali tali tali tali tali

[Lividity Jones]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Tali: Keelah Se'lai.

Every time I read this it gets better.
So full...

Not exactly the "meet the parents" she was looking forward to.

[Titanium Man]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...
You guys are way too serious :V

Read rt7s guide. This makes no sense and is out of character. It was a poor joke.

Excuse me while I massage the bridge of my nose in characteristic frustration.

[CptSkull]

Is that a bad joke?

[Lividity Jones]

Hmm... I can't seem to find all those minifics I did last night...

Unfortunate...

[nitefyre410]

Lividity Jones wrote...

This lack of Tali digusts me to no end. Repostan!


*Tali takes to her knees as she runs a hand along the black granite slab of the Mindoir Memorial, her fingers touching the names of Shepard's parents.*

Tali: Blessed are the ancestors who have enabled us to reach this season.

*Tali's hands leave the wall as she looks up to their names. A deep sigh echoes from her voice modulator.*

Tali: There are so many things I wanted to ask you... I'm not even sure where to start. I would have loved to have met you both. I can't tell you how much he means to me. He has done so may great things and he has stood by my side every step of the way. I think you would be proud of him. I... I don't know if you would approve of me... I hope you do. I... I think I love him. I only hope you can look on us with favor.

*Tali bows her head.*

Tali: Keelah Se'lai.

   

Hey Jones if have noticed that cast of the Mass Effect make the perfect set for  Raunchy  romantic comedy parody. I post ed this earlier but i don't if you were one and it is not buried\\ in  pages of the  thread but serious we have  all the pieces.. 

The Geek:  Tali,
The ****:Miranda,
the Prankster: Kasumi,  
The Bad Ass: Jack,  
the Sweet Heart:Kelly,  
the Sophisticate: Samara,
the Mom: Chakwas .  
The loner: Shepherd,
the Wingman Garrus,
The Playa: Jacob,  
The Gentlemen: Thane,  
The Muscle: Grunt,  
The Wiseass: Joker,   
The Nerd: Mordin 
The Kid: Legion   
The Married Couple: Ken and Gabby  

seriously this screams for Mini-fic  you got to make this happen man  

[Titanium Man]

nitefyre410 wrote...
Hey Jones if have noticed that cast of the Mass Effect make the perfect set for  Raunchy  romantic comedy parody. I post ed this earlier but i don't if you were one and it is not buried\\\\ in  pages of the  thread but serious we have  all the pieces.. 

The Geek:  Tali,
The ****:Miranda,
the Prankster: Kasumi,  
The Bad Ass: Jack,  
the Sweet Heart:Kelly,  
the Sophisticate: Samara,
the Mom: Chakwas .  
The loner: Shepherd,
the Wingman Garrus,
The Playa: Jacob,  
The Gentlemen: Thane,  
The Muscle: Grunt,  
The Wiseass: Joker,   
The Nerd: Mordin 
The Kid: Legion   
The Married Couple: Ken and Gabby  

seriously this screams for Mini-fic  you got to make this happen man  

Oh God, I imagine Setzer and Friedberg ruining these characters...

[Lividity Jones]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Hey Jones if have noticed that cast of the Mass Effect make the perfect set for  Raunchy  romantic comedy parody. I post ed this earlier but i don't if you were one and it is not buried\\\\ in  pages of the  thread but serious we have  all the pieces.. 

The Geek:  Tali,
The ****:Miranda,
the Prankster: Kasumi,  
The Bad Ass: Jack,  
the Sweet Heart:Kelly,  
the Sophisticate: Samara,
the Mom: Chakwas .  
The loner: Shepherd,
the Wingman Garrus,
The Playa: Jacob,  
The Gentlemen: Thane,  
The Muscle: Grunt,  
The Wiseass: Joker,   
The Nerd: Mordin 
The Kid: Legion   
The Married Couple: Ken and Gabby  

seriously this screams for Mini-fic  you got to make this happen man  

Huh... I'll think about it.

[Lividity Jones]

Haha! Found one!


*Tali, Shepard, and Garrus stand with their weapons ready, scanning the frozen lake of the tundra for sighns of life. Tali's voice picks up as she scans her omni-tool.*

Tali: There's nothing here, Shepard. The Sensor Relay on the Normandy must have picked up a ghost reading.

Garrus: Great. Can we go now? Turians hate the cold, remember?

*Shepard folds up his Revenant, staring out at the frozen lake before running out into it and sliding on it's smooth surface. Garrus tilts his head to the side as Tali raises a brow beneath her visor.*

Garrus: What is he doing?

Tali: I'm not sure...

*Tali approaches the edge of the lake, Shepard sliding to meet her and taking her hand in his.*

Shepard: C'mon, the ice is smooth.

Tali: What are you- Oh!

*Shepard pulls Tali with him onto the ice, their boots not exactly ideal, but the ice proving to be smooth enough for them.*

Shepard: Relax your legs. Don't get stiff. Use your momentum.

*Tali slides along the ice with Shepard, a smile crossing her face.*

Tali: Do humans do this often?

Shepard: Some, yes. But we have special shoes with blades attatched to the soles for it. Makes things like this easier.

Tali: Things like wha- Ah!

*Shepard takes Tali into his arms as he sprints across the ice, letting his running momentum carry them across the ice, before tumbling into a bank of snow, laughing as they fall.*

Garrus: Great. Gonna be stuck here...

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 06 juillet 2010 - 12:28 .

[Zarcanada]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Hmm... I can't seem to find all those minifics I did last night...

Unfortunate...

I have  most of them saved,What ones do you want me to repost?

[Lividity Jones]

Zarcanada wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Hmm... I can't seem to find all those minifics I did last night...

Unfortunate...

I have  most of them saved,What ones do you want me to repost?

Wow... Somebody saved my stuff?

Uhh... How about the one where Tali tells Shepard about the quarian knights?

[Zarcanada]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Hmm... I can't seem to find all those minifics I did last night...

Unfortunate...

I have  most of them saved,What ones do you want me to repost?

Wow... Somebody saved my stuff?

Uhh... How about the one where Tali tells Shepard about the quarian knights?

Repost for Lividity Jones:


*Shepard fastens the magnetic clasps of his Blood Dragon
armor, Tali smiling under her helmet as the two prepare for the next mission.*

Tali: You know... Quarians had knights.

*Shepard turns to her before he place the helmet on his head, a smirk crossing
his face and genuine interest in his tone.*


Shepard: Really?


Tali: Mmhm... They wore armor, traveled Rannoch, did great deeds, slew
dragons...

*Shepard smiles as he walks over to Tali, his hand finding hers.*


Shepard: And did they woo maidens?

*Tali suppresses a giggle.*


Tali: Some. Those maidens would often give them a token, as well.

*Tali produces as long strip of cloth that matches the one wrapped around her
suit, tieing it around his arm. Shepard smiles as he looks at the cloth,
planting a kiss on the light of her voice modulator and bowing his head before
fastening his helmet to his armor.*


Shepard: M'lady...

I have saved most of the recent mini fics for just this reason

Modifié par Zarcanada, 06 juillet 2010 - 12:35 .